Girls’ Soccer = RAWR!

Providence, Rhode Island – A fight broke out between player’s of a high school girls’ soccer match on SundaySunday reviews night. During the final moments of Tolman vs. Woonsocket, a game that the Woonsocket Villa Novans had a 5-0 lead, a cat fight broke out between Kristen Cahill and Maria Lopera. There is punches thrown and hair pulling. It’s all very arousing. Then later on, a fight broke out in the stands between the fans. I had no clue that women’s soccer was this exciting. Between this and the ponytail-yanking actions of University of New Mexico’s Elizabeth Ann Lambert I have come to a conclusion about all of this violence. And that is I know where I am looking for my next ex-girlfriend. [Read more...]

Alfredo Moniz Is A Soccer Coach, Chicken Hawk

New Bedford, MA – Alfredo A. Moniz, 46, really likes the young stuff.  His preference seems to run toward 14 and 15-year-old boys.  Moniz is accused of molesting or soliciting at least seven boys, all of them friends of his own children, in episodes that appear to range from 2003 to this year.  Moniz, who owns a landscaping business, also has volunteered as a boys’ soccer coach and referee in the New Bedford area for about a decade. [Read more...]