Randal Schaal Doesn’t Like Myspace

Sheboygan, WI – Randal Schaal and Kelly Winter weren’t too pleased when they found out their 14-year-old daughter had surreptitiously opened up a MyspaceMySpace account. Not pleased at all. As a matter of fact, they were so pissed off, they spanked that little whippersnapper real good. According to the arrest report, Kelly found the child’s account and confronted her. The child denied the page was hers. No matter – when Randal got home, he checked out the web page and “freaked out.” The girl told officers that Randal held her down on the ground and spanked her real hard about 20 times. When she tried to get away, Randal allegedly kicked the child in the left hip, said something about “making it even” before kicking her in the right hip. The child said her mother then grabbed her by the hair, pushed her head into the wall, and asked, “What’s it feel like to have both your parents beat on you?” Damn. Overreact much? A spanking? At 14? I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that Randal may have some issues with anger. [Read more...]

David Meyer Has A Sneaky Snake

Sheboygan, WI- Here’s another persistent pervert who cannot seem to keep his wanker under wraps. In 1997, David C. Meyer was convicted of four misdemeanor counts of exposing his genitals to a child. Then in AugustAugust reviews 2007, he repeatedly drove past two 12-year-old girls he was attracted to. Meyer was sentenced to 90 days in jail for the stalking offense, but was allowed to serve the time on electronic monitoring in order to get in-patient mental health treatment. That sentence ended on August 3 and wouldn’t you know it…Meyer has once again been arrested for placing his penis on display. [Read more...]

Samuel Kroening Is A Mean Drunk

Sheboygan, WI – SaturdaySaturday reviews nights at the Kroening/Morgan household sound like a real hoot! Pills get popped, copious amounts of alcohol get consumed, cigarette butts get collected, tempers get flared, and little-bitty baby bones get broken. What more could you ask for in entertainment? In the wee morning hours of June 28, Samantha Morgan, 18, appeared in the emergency room with her 10-month-old daughter — the child was suffering from two broken ankles and first- and second-degree burns to her head, shoulder, chest, and back. Samantha initially gave the old ‘oopsie I fell on the baby’ spiel as an excuse for the injuries. Possibly sensing that the bullshit story wasn’t going to wash, Samantha later called back and recanted. Her second version was a bit more realistic. [Read more...]

Urine Big Trouble Now, Thomas Schultz

Sheboygan, Wisconsin–It all started in July 2007, when a woman, who I will dub Ms. X, discovered she had been the victim of a rather disgusting intruder. What tipped her off? Well, someone had pawed through the frillies in her underwear drawer, and, more disturbingly, someone had urinated on several items of clothing in her hamper. She reported her discovery to the police. In September of that same year, Ms. X contacted authorities again after she happened upon even more defiled clothing in her home. This time, the intruder had the audacity to walk across her freshly-vacuumed carpet, leaving his footprints behind. Another phone call to police in NovemberNovember reviews 2008 – Ms. X told police that as she was walking in the back door of her home, she heard someone exiting through the front door. Unfortunately, she didn’t see who it was.  [Read more...]