Cleveland – That’s right, Dreamins, I am leaving this Popsicle stand and going to go apply at Saint Joseph Academy in Cleveland. Looks like they have two teacher’s positions open and I could not think of a better working environment. Seems that one teacher has been let go because of sexual misconduct, and the other let go because they knew about the relationship and did not report it. But from reading the comments, the rumors about this teacher where well known so I can only assume that this type of activity is encouraged? But others are not so easily quick to believe the charges. “I just don’t think it ever happened, because I don’t think any father would do something that they wouldn’t want some guy doing to their daughter,” says 2008 St. Joseph graduate, Jillian Zarefoss. The underlining was by me because I wanted to reply to that statement with “Bwuahahahahahahahaha!” Anyway, wish me luck. [Read more...]

Branson, Missouri -   And preys on them, it appears.  Peter “Pete” Newman, 33, was a camp counselor and assistant director for ten years at Kanakuk Kamps in Branson, where they love Jesus, sports, the letter K, and your children.  Kounselor Pete really, really loves your children, especially if they’re boys between 11 and 15.  According to an email I received from Joe White, Kanakuk’s owner, Newman was terminated as soon as his proclivities were discovered, and the camp notified authorities and the “impacted families”, offering their assistance to the boys they were able to identify as victims of Newman’s little peter problem. [Read more...]

Port St. Lucie, Florida–The note read: “Can I please make love to you one more time? Please, I will let you play with my phone and you will get an X-box.” Who do you think this note written to? A. A 67-year-old woman. B. A 32-year-old man. C. Santa Claus. D. A 5-year-old girl. It’s only fair to give you a little background first, I guess. The author of that little love note is 27-year-old Robert William Payne. He is married to a woman with a couple of children. He is ‘fascinated’ with the object of his desire. His fantasies have landed him in similar situations before. Need more time to think on it? [Read more...]

Hastings, Minnesota–I’m not going to waste a bunch of your time with this freak, but because of this particular perversion, the manner in which it was carried out, and the age of his victim, I felt he deserved a few lines of text and a mugshot placement here on the good ‘ol Dreamin’ Demon. James Albert Silbernagel, 41, is a belly button licker. While that, in itself, isn’t particularly strange, the fact that he licked the belly button of an 11-year-old boy is more than just slightly nauseating. [Read more...]

Fort Wayne, Indiana – I swear, sometimes this stuff just writes itself.  Dale Keith Tucker, 57, was a part-time faculty member and the piano accompanist for the University Singers at Indiana University-Purdue University in Fort Wayne.  He was also the music director and organist at one of the Methodist churches in the area.  Unfortunately for Tucker, he is now neither.  Not because of the awful economy, but because he was found to have been tickling his own ivories with the organ of a 15 year old boy.

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Anderson, SC – It seems to me that today’s prisons are becoming more and more like extended summer camps funded by the taxpayers. I know, you lose your freedom, but you get a roof over your head, 3 squares a day, some recreation time, and TV among other things. And hey, if you are lucky enough to be jailed in Anderson County, SC you may even get a little nookie from a halfway decent looking redhead! No, our Imp has NOT accepted a job in the Anderson County Detention Center, so you may want to hold off on those plans of robbing liquor stores. [Read more...]