ChicagoChicago reviews - James Whittington, 48, was in court today answering to charges of criminal sexual abuse, stemming from allegations made by a patient he cared for at Weiss Memorial Hospital on February 12th. The 57-year-old woman has accused Whittington of injected her with morphine while she was a patient in the ER where he worked as a nurse. While sedated, Whittington allegedly kissed her breast and ejaculated into her hand. Town Hall District police said that when the woman woke up, Whittington was fondling her. He is on paid leave pending the outcome of the investigation and the hospital is cooperating with police. “Our preliminary  hospital investigation shows that the proper chain of command regarding notification and investigation was followed correctly. Patient safety, as well as the safety of our employees, is a top priority at Weiss,’’ a hospital statement read. I know, a lot of details missing, but it is all I got. The hospital did a good job keeping the lid on this though, huh? February? And to be honest with you, I only posted this because of the “ejaculated into her hand” part. I am extremely juvenile. [Read more...]

Aurora, IL – Sometimes the thought processes of some people are so far beyond my understanding, it puts my brain into lock-down mode.  It puts up a wall to protect me from the stupid.  Self preservation I think.  However, stories like this one go beyond stupid and take a nosedive into the “WTF” category.  Christina Sykora, the big bulldog looking bitch in the mugshot, wasn’t feeling too frisky when she was propositioned for sex by Sabino Martinez, her parent’s handyman.  So what does she do?  She agrees to let him have sex with a 7 year old relative – as long as she could watch. [Read more...]

WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah – On September 11th, a 17-year-old boy was taking a break from cutting the grass when he heard a the cries of a little girl. He then spotted the body of a 6-year-old girl lying bleeding and naked in his neighbor’s backyard near a trampoline and a fence. The teen alerted his 16-year-old sister as well as some neighbors and 911 was called. During their investigation police brought the teen and his family to the West Valley City police station for further questioning. The boy’s father, Don Bullock, who adopted the boy when he was 6, was a bit miffed at this stating his boy should be treated as a hero. “It turned into they were interrogating him as a suspect. I think that was wrong. We know he had nothing to do with it He did the right thing, he got that girl some help.” Well it turns out that the teen will be treated as something else entirely after he confessed to not only finding the little girl, but also being responsible for luring her into his yard, choking her until she passed out, sexually assaulting her and then giving her the old heave-ho into the neighbor’s yard. [Read more...]

Homosassa, FL – Jesse Laramee, 35, likes ‘em young – he likes ‘em stupid and complacent, too. Hell, he ain’t picky. Let’s talk about the young ‘ens first. Jesse is accused of sexually assaulting a pair of sisters, ages 2 and 7. The 7-year-old child explained to detectives that Jesse made her perform oral sex on him and forced himself upon her sexually. She told them that, when she cried, Jesse slapped her face and told her to shut up. The young girl also told detectives that Jesse forced her to perform oral sex on her 2-year-old sister while he watched. Ugh. Get a fuckin’ rope and put that asshole out of everyone’s misery. Jesse allegedly performed oral sex on the 7-year-old in a moving vehicle, with another adult present, and forced her to reciprocate. What kind of stupid asshole would allow a grown man to violate a child in that manner? [Read more...]

Branson, Missouri -   And preys on them, it appears.  Peter “Pete” Newman, 33, was a camp counselor and assistant director for ten years at Kanakuk Kamps in Branson, where they love Jesus, sports, the letter K, and your children.  Kounselor Pete really, really loves your children, especially if they’re boys between 11 and 15.  According to an email I received from Joe White, Kanakuk’s owner, Newman was terminated as soon as his proclivities were discovered, and the camp notified authorities and the “impacted families”, offering their assistance to the boys they were able to identify as victims of Newman’s little peter problem. [Read more...]

Attleboro, Massachusetts – It’s gotten to the point where I do not even raise an eyebrow when a Convicted Sex Offender fucks up, falls back into his old predatory habits and tries to stick his appendages where they don’t belong.  It happens all the time.  What isn’t common, however, is that they have new victims readily available to abuse.  Someone somewhere dropped the ball and James Ramaglia hit the sick fuck jackpot.  Even after serving prison time for child rape, Ramaglia was able to adopt a mentally challenged teen boy and was once again back to his pervy ways. [Read more...]

Ponchatoula, Louisiana – I miss the 80s. I miss Max Headroom. I miss that Sheena Easton video with all the Universal Monsters in it. I miss toys with kung-fu grips and cock-punching action when you squeeze their legs together. I also miss all the full blown Satanists. Don’t you? Remember the enchanting days when Geraldo Rivera attempted to warn us about the black-hearted fiends running about in cloaks, abducting our juvenile news carriers, encoding vile messages into our music and poisoning our HalloweenHalloween reviews candy? The Satanic Panic. Ah, nostalgia. [Read more...]

Blue Ash, Ohio – Holy shit! Would ya look at that mugshot?!?! Now, for just a few seconds, imagine that comin’ at ya all nekkid and stuff. Imagine it panting, and sweating, and grunting – laboring over ya. Touching you with it’s big, fat, meaty paws. Imagine it happening, on a fairly regular basis, for a few months. The visual of this fat fuck in all of his nekkid glory made me puke a little lot in my mouth. The thought of this asshole laying those big, fat, meaty paws on a 12-year-old girl makes me nauseous and pissed off. For quite some time now, James Simpson has been babysitting for a 12-year-old girl while her mom worked the third shift – this meant overnight stays at Jabba the Hutt’s apartment. It was there, in the apartment he shares with his mother, that Simpson repeatedly raped the child. [Read more...]

Albany, OR – Even before I laid eyes on Arlayne Curiel’s fantastical mugshot, I had to wonder if she was completely retarded or just stupid. Now, I’m thinking she’s mostly stupid with a healthy dose of retardism thrown in for good measure. I mean, what sane adult would liquor up and sexually assault a 13-year-old child, only to turn around and spill the beans about it later? On top of that, when the folks in the neighborhood called her on the pervy shenanigans, she got all offended and called the cops, implicating herself. Yes, Demonites, on SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon, the lovely lady called the boys in blue to report that she was being harassed by her neighbors for having sex with a 13-year-old boy – by Tuesday, she was sitting behind bars. [Read more...]

Radcliff, KY — Now, anyone who knows me knows that I consider my birthday a big fucking deal.  I expect the world to stop and celebrate with me.  OK, the world doesn’t have to completely STOP, but a pause for a quick “Happy BirthdayHappy Birthday reviews” will always makes me smile.  If you forget, expect to be on my shit list for the next year.  No joke.  As silly as that may seem, at least I can honestly say I am not in the same mindset as douchebag Frank Long.  See, when FrankFrank reviews had a birthday come up recently he thought he deserved extra sex.  Not a completely bad idea.  The problem was that he was demanding it from  a child under the age of 12.  Yep.  Frank Long is not only a self important asshole, he is also an alleged pedophile. [Read more...]

Volusia County, Florida – I believe I have written before about my extreme dislike of house guests. As much as I may love my friends and family who have the nerve to visit, from the instant they walk in the door, I’m counting the minutes to the moment I can shove them back out. They come in and eat my food, take over the remote control, breathe, talk, etc. It’s all rather tiresome, especially for someone on a sleep schedule such as mine. However, I would take 10 of my worst relatives in before I would take in the likes of Samantha Cook – this bitch really knows how to wear out a welcome. No, she’s not here on the Dreamin’ Demon because she ate the last donut or stunk up the bathroom daily, she’s gracing the front page because she allegedly took advantage of a 10-year-old boy in the home. [Read more...]

Durham, North Carolina–Demonites, feast your eyes upon Frank Lombard, associate director of the Center for Health Policy at Duke University. Now, how in the hell did such a prestigious fella end up gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon? Unpaid parking tickets? Overdue library books? Jaywalking? Nah. Seems Mr. Lombard is quite the scummy perv. Lombard was recently arrested and charged with allegedly offering, over the Internet, to have an out-of-state pervert molest his adopted 5-year-old son. Heh…an accommodating and generous perv. How nice…  [Read more...]

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Many marriages experience a point in which the couple’s sex lives becomes…mundane. Some couples simply accept it, while others want to try and maintain the fire they had in the beginning of the relationship by spicing things up a bit. Role play, toys, cameras, a bit of romance, bringing your 13-year-old sister into the bedroom to share with your husband. What? You haven’t heard of the last one before? Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka did. And so did JoshuaJoshua reviews, 30, and Shannon Mead, 24. Starting when Shannon’s sister was 13, Joshua began having sexual relations with her. But Shannon didn’t mind – hell, she encouraged it and even joined in on the fun. [Read more...]

Bessemer, Alabama–Good gawd we have had some pervy, skeevy females up in here over the last couple of weeks! And here I am to add another to our ever-growing skank collection. Allow me to introduce you to Samantha Canada. She has a thing for a little boy. A 10-year-old boy, to be exact. For fucks sake, Amanda! Can’t you pick on someone your own size? Is there a shortage of grown men who will nail just about anything with a pulse? Really, fix up that rat’s nest on your head, splurge on a mani-pedi, trowel some makeup onto that face, and skank around the local dive bar or truck stop…you’re sure to get laid.  [Read more...]