David Meyers
A 17-year-old girl woke up Sunday night to see a naked man standing in her room. She immediately screamed for help. Her 64-year-old father, Robert McNally, ran to her aid and fought with the intruder while his wife called 911. When police arrived at the residence, they found McNally holding the man down in [...]

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Bert’s Bargain Basement Lease-A-Wife & Adoption Service
Newmarket and Durham, NH - At most college campuses, flyers are all over the place.  Every hallway, library, bulletin board has dozens.  The University of New Hampshire is no exception.  But Bert J. Allen III, 44, has been banned from the campus after allegedly posting a two-page flyer in [...]

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UPDATE 8/20/08 - Pamela Buning, 24, has been charged with first-degree child abuse, conspiracy to obstruct justice and an accessory charge for covering up her son Cody’s murder at the hands of her penis, Sheldon James McDonald.   What’s worse?  Pamela didn’t cover it up alone.  Her friend Heather Batchelor, 29, has also been charged [...]

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Sacramento, CA - Kelly Wayne Pecor is a 45-year-old registered child sex offender living in Sacramento, California. Whereas Pecor has annoyed and molested children in the past, he has since turned to his sister’s 5-month-old bulldog, “Chateau”, for perverse puppy pleasure.  Looking like a stray mongrel, perhaps Pecor [...]

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Melinda Hinson
Once upon a time, Melinda Denise Hinson lived in Henderson, Kentucky, where she attended North Middle School. But about six months ago, Melinda moved with her mother Rhonda McNallin and older brother Cody to Panama City, Florida, to be with Rhonda’s boyfriend. I imagine moving from Henderson (which doesn’t exactly come across as cosmopolitan [...]

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Lawrence “YEAH YOU KNOW IM SEXXY” Auler
Anderson, IN - On his MySpace profile, Lawrence Eugene Auler, 44, describes himself as having “A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR” and “SEXY LOOKS.” I have to question the accuracy of that, cuz he sure ain’t got sexy looks, and he also says he weighs 280 pounds. AS IF! I [...]

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Rock Hill, SC - Adam Lee Berard, 26, is a sick bastard.   It’s not enough that he was already a convicted sex offender by the ripe old age of 22.  Now he’s in jail for sexually assaulting a 69 year old woman - who happens to be his grandmother.  Way to perpetrate the mother of [...]

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Waterville, Maine - Leroy Fuller, 66, is a registered sex offender with a record dating back to 1959.  But since it’s pretty much a walking offense to feel up a kid in Maine, he’s done remarkably little time.  In fact, for his last offense in 2004, Fuller got just 364 days - suspended.  He walked [...]

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