Loretto Kyle Alegria Jailed in Brutal Beating Death of 7-year-old

Ajo, Arizona -  Loretto Alegria, 19,  is just another broke ass Juggalo, or so he claims on his MySpaceMySpace.  He’s also preoccupied with sex, claims to have a small penis, which I don’t doubt, and whines that he will never get sex.  Little Loretto, I’ll call him that in honor of his wee willy, also boasts that he’s been arrested three times.  He has no friends, not even Tom.  You know you’re a loser when even Tom won’t be your buddy.  This time the sex starved teen has really outdone himself, and  now finds himself behind bars in the brutal beating death of a 7-year-old girl who was friends with his younger brother. [Read more...]

Jonathan Blaney is a Hambeast Most Foul

NASHUA, NH -  A beast most foul, Jonathan Blaney, 22, has admitted to raping a young relative three times, starting when the young boy was just 5-years-old.  Until now, at age ten, the boy kept his painful secret.  [Read more...]

Donald Joe Zeller Digs Kids and Canines

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LONGVIEW, Wash – 20-year-old Donald Joe Zeller decided he wanted to sell his MP3 player. That was his first mistake. He put up an ad on Craig’s List.  The buyer expected it to be blank.  Zeller’s second mistake was not to have erased all his child porn before selling it.  Bummer. But wait, it gets worse than that. [Read more...]

Mathew Medley Caught With Drawers Down

Cincinnati, Ohio – Down here in Texas, we have a saying that if someone gets into trouble, they’ve been caught with their drawers down.  Matthew Medley, 29, was caught literally and figuratively.

Jimmy Buffett was giving a rocking concert this past Thursday night in Cincinnati.  All the local parrotheads were there.  Good fun for all.  Mathew Medley even showed up.  I can’t say for sure if he’s a Buffett fan.  Maybe he was there to cruise for some concert cooter who might have consumed one margarita too many.   Lord knows that women weren’t throwing themselves at fat boy’s feet. [Read more...]