Donnishia Peterson Blamed It On The Fan

Dayton, OH – Before I left the hospital with each and every one of my spawn, I was schooled and lectured on the how-to’s of taking care of the shiny new little human. I was given pamphlets, books, advice, etc. To this day, my spawn are all teens now, I remember being told about bath time. “Mom,” the nurse said. “When bathing the precious darling, always remember to test the water first. You can test the temp by dipping your elbow in the bath water – if it’s too hot for your elbow, it’s too hot for baby.” Easy-peasy. Right? Guess not. Donnishia Peterson’s tard mug is being featured on the Dreamin’ Demon today because she either wasn’t smart enough to test the water or she just didn’t give a shit. Either way, her 10-month-old daughter will forever be scarred after being placed in scalding hot bath water. [Read more...]

Oyindamola Ojofeitimi Broiled Hubby’s Boinker

Queens, NY - Oyindamola Ojofeitimi was fed up with her cheatin’ husband, Emmanuel. Had the couple sought counseling or a divorce attorney, they might not have ended up on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. You know the old saying, ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?’ Well, Oyindamola was feeling mighty scorned – her anger boiled over and got the best of her – now her husband is feeling the burn. In his crotch. Early Tuesday morning, Oyindamola rose from her slumber, ambled on into the kitchen, and got a big ‘ol pot of water boiling. When that water had developed into a super hot roiling boil, she ambled back on into the bedroom and proceeded to pour it right on to her sleeping husband’s family jewels. (At this point in the story, I can’t help but sing that old Buster Poindexter song, Hot Hot Hot). [Read more...]

He Had A Tampon In His What?

Pueblo, Colorado – I don’t know what the fuck was going on behind closed doors at the Wojtala/Dall household last week, but whatever it was, it wasn’t anything good. Police were called to the residence at about 3:00 a.m. Wednesday morning on reports of a child repeatedly screaming, “Stop!” When they arrived at the scene, they found a 6-year-old boy who appeared to be malnourished and was suffering from burns and visible bruising. During an examination at the hospital, it was discovered that the child had second-degree burns to his face, buttocks and genitals. And, he had a tampon stuck up his ass. Ummm…what? The child’s mother, Patricia Wojtala had a simple explanation for the child’s injuries, of course. She told responding officers that the child had ADHD and defiance disorder and often harmed himself – she said his injuries were self-inflicted. The child, however, had placed the blame on his mother’s boyfriend, James Dall. [Read more...]

Alexander Perry Burned And Blistered

Ladson, South Carolina–A 6-week-old child was brought into the emergency room at Trident Medical Center last Thursday, suffering severe second-degree burns to his hands and left foot. Hospital officials called authorities and later transported the baby to the Joseph M. Still Burn Center in Augusta, where he remains today. The party responsible for the burns? Mom’s boyfriend, 20-year-old Alexander Perry.

*Warning: Graphic photo follows story* [Read more...]