Kelly Hernandez Cooked The Baby’s Butt

Rochester, NY – An 8-month-old child is suffering first, second, and third degree burns to his back and butt because Kelly Hernandez didn’t feel like bending over. Hernandez, an in-home daycare provider, has had her license suspended and is facing child abuse charges after she allegedly placed her young charge on top of the stove to change his diaper. Somehow, the electric burner was turned on while the child was sitting on it. Hernandez was reportedly distraught and crying while undergoing questioning, as she should have been. She admitted to police that she had made a stupid mistake, but said she was lazy that day and “didn’t want to bend over to change the baby so she put him on the stove top.” I’ve changed diapers in some off the wall places, but the kitchen stove never crossed my mind. The child’s parents say the burns are so bad, the baby may need plastic surgery. Hernandez, 44, has been charged with second-degree assault and reckless assault of a child by a day care provider and has been released on $1,500 bail.

Courtney Antillon’s Jealousy Is Deadly

Omaha, Nebraska–Ana Rodriguez de Lopez-Cardenas, 35, is dead – run down in front of her two young children – because Courtney Antillon is a jealous, trifling, bitch with a volatile temper. Monday evening, after being involved in a minor traffic incident with Courtney’s boyfriend, Israel Francisco-Gonzalo, Ana was standing outside of her vehicle exchanging insurance information with Israel. Courtney was driving down that same street when she noticed her boyfriend speaking to another woman. In a fit of jealous rage, she flipped a U-turn, aimed the car at her boyfriend, and hit the gas. She barely nicked her boyfriend, just running over his foot. She did, however, manage to take out Ana before fleeing the scene. [Read more...]

WTF Did Jesse Hollinger Do To Little Billy?

Canton, NY- On June 8, 21-year old Coral Pierce was suffering from the flu. Her 21-year old boyfriend, Jesse Hollinger, offered to care for her 2-month old son, Billy Foster, Jr., so she could get some rest. At 7 a.m. the next morning, Hollinger left to go to a job fair and Coral returned to caring for her son. It was when she began to change little Billy’s diaper that she noticed something was wrong with his leg. “I immediately noticed a bruise on his right thigh,” Coral said. “The entire time Billy was just screaming and kicking his left leg, but his right leg wasn’t moving.” [Read more...]

Torturing Twosome: Shawntas And Aiesha Turnage

FargoFargo reviews, ND- A week ago today, a 25-year old woman who was leaving work was approached by the father of one of her children, 23-year old Shawntas Turnage. He told her, “If you don’t get into my car, I’m going to kill you.” The woman got into his car and Shawntas drove her to the home of his his wife, Aiesha Turnage, where he was given $100 by his wife’s brother. Then they traveled to a home in Lexington. When the woman tried to leave, Shawntas punched her in the face, forced her to strip at knife-point and stabbed her in the left arm and shoulder. Shawntas tied her ankles and wrists behind her back as she lay on her stomach and put a pillowcase over her head. [Read more...]

Family Fun With The Glodeks

Jerald, Debra Ann and Jeremy Glodek (Myspace)

Severn, MD–In this day and age, it can be quite difficult to bring the whole family together to share common interests and spend quality time with one another. It can be refreshing to spend an evening with the family–maybe dinner and a movie, an entertaining board game, getting all stabby with the cops. This is what memories are made of.

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