HICKORY, North Carolina - When four kids became too loud in their third-grade classroom at Southwest Elementary, their substitute teacher employed a rather asinine form of punishment. She made the kids stand up in class then tied them together with a jump rope. Using the rope as a leash, she led the crying kids down a ramp into a playground where she left them for half an hour. She told them she wanted them to know what jail felt like. Obviously, parents are pissed. The Hickory City School District said the substitute, who has been in the school system since 2004, acted in an inappropriate manner and no longer works in the schools there. I do not agree with what the teacher did, but man that punishment is WEAK when compared to the shit they would do to you in the ’70s. I’d take a trip to the playground over the Board of Education any day of the week. [Read more...]

CINCINNATI, Ohio - Here is one I would like help keeping updated. On Nov 3rd it has been alleged that a 13-year-old student raped a 9-year-old girl with disabilities on a school bus headed home from Roberts Paideia Academy. She states she was forced to perform oral sex on the boy at the back of the bus. If the accusation is true, then how it came to light is just as disturbing. The mother states the school contacted her two days later after they received a fax from the bus driver’s employer. “For him to wait days later to notify anyone, myself, the school, I have a problem with that. I don’t see why the bus wasn’t stopped. The police wasn’t called immediately.” Police are investigating, but no charges have been filed at this time. Although, the accused 13-year-old has been banned from school grounds. [Read more...]

WEST PHILADELPHIA – Scarce info at this point, but the news is reporting that two teens got into an argument on a school bus that ended when a 15-year-old pulled out a gun and shot at the 17-year-old, grazing his ear. The injuries were not life-threatening, but the victim shit his pants was taken to the hospital where he was reported to be in stable condition. The suspect then shoved the gun in the bus driver’s face before getting off and fleeing the scene. He was arrested a couple blocks away still carrying the .25-caliber handgun. The school bus was on its way to the CEP Miller Disciplinary School, where both the shooter and the victim are students. No word on if the bus had cameras installed. By time police arrived, some of the students had left the bus and walked the rest of the way to school. [Read more...]

Monroe, New York – Police have possibly thwarted a 15-yer-old boy’s plan to attack Monroe-Woodbury High School on the anniversary of the 1999 Columbine School shootings. Police arrested the teen on Monday after police executed a search warrant at his residence and found four bottles filled with gasoline, a torch, machete, black trench coat, three propane tanks, two computers, items that could be used as fuses and several other electronic devices. The teen had actively been seeking a military assault-type weapon that could “hold as many rounds as possible.” He admitted to his plan in a police interview, nonchalantly explaining what he intended to do. “He said that he had a lot of hatred toward a lot of the kids who attend that school,” a Monroe Police Department press release said. He stated he had been bullied by students and had been told that he resembled Columbine shooter Eric Harris. His parents were clueless of his motives, or the materials located in the garage. [Read more...]

Henryetta, OK – Bruce Lynn Shelley is a 20 year veteran educator and was recently hired as a superintendent.  After only 2 weeks on the job, and during the summer even, he’s been suspended and may be permanently dismissed.  A school superintendent. Fired. During the summer.  How the hell does that even happen?  Aren’t school officials off during the summer?  In the famous words of Smokey from the movie FridayFriday reviews, “You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.”  Truer words have never been spoken.  Shelley was suspended and will in all likelihood be fired because has been charged with the rape of a 5 year old relative.  Stupid motherfucker. [Read more...]

Mt. Arlington, NJ –  I’ll be the first to say that school bus drivers have a pretty crappy job.  Kudos for those who do the job and keep their sanity.  Lacking abundant patience with other people’s kids and a general annoyance of other drivers, I couldn’t drive a school bus.  I might possibly end up in jail for smacking some smart ass teen upside the head.  However, that isn’t what school bus driver Edward M. Comperchio was arrested for.  [Read more...]

NAPERVILLE, Ill. - Here is an interesting story going on in Illinois. Back in NovemberNovember reviews, an 11-year-old boy was at a friends house when two other boys, ages 11 and 12, tied him up, stripped him and then sexually assaulted him. No details on what they did exactly, but the two boys were charged with criminal sexual assault and abuse . If those details alone aren’t fucked up enough, the three boys all attend Gregory Middle School and the two boys who were charged are still being allowed to attend.

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Pharr, Texas - Mr. Cantu, 55, has been arrested on charges of sexual abuse and is currently sitting in the Hidalgo County Jail on a $100,000 bond. The arrest came after a 9-year-old girl wrote a letter to Santa Claus asking that St. Nick stop Cantu from touching her and her sister. [Read more...]

Laurinda Drake and Elaine Clermont

Las Vegas - In one of the dumbest lapses of judgment I have seen around here lately, this one takes the cake. There are two sides to this story, but at the heart of it is the fact that at some point, Laurinda Drake, 40, picked up a 6-year-old boy about a half-mile from the school where her own son attends. Now Laurinda and another mother, Elaine Clermont, are in jail facing first degree kidnapping charges.

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