Randall Giesbers Is A Dirty Perv

Salem, OR – To know that one of your neighbors has secretly been pawing around in your frillies is unsettling. To know that one of your creepy neighbors has actually been wearing your frillies is nauseating. To actually witness one of your creepy neighbors standing in your garage while wearing your frillies, that is puke inducing. Please meet Randall Giesbers. Handsome lookin’ fella, ain’t he? Randall loves the ladies frillies – they make him feel all schmexy and stuff. He was more or less busted in the act Monday evening. Not only busted breaking into someone’s home, but he was also found to be wearing the victims girly underthings. Gross. That, however, was just the tip of the skeevy iceberg. [Read more...]

Laura Lasorsa Took A Little Nap

Salem, NH - Laura Lasorsa, 38, was on her way to pick up her husband from work on Monday evening when she took a little nap.  Lasorsa was driving along with her two children in the back seat when she suddenly pulled into a parking lot near a Salem school.  With the car still in drive and her foot on the brake pedal, Lasorsa apparently decided to catch a little shut-eye.  After awhile, the kids couldn’t get Lasorsa to wake up. She was so drunk she’d passed out behind the wheel.  [Read more...]