Hawthorne, CA - Last Wednesday afternoon, Danielle Graham’s boyfriend, Hakeem Funtua, asked her if she would keep an eye on his pit bull puppy, Gucci, while he attended to some family matters. For some reason, that request totally pissed her off. After arguing with the boyfriend for a bit, Danielle grabbed the pup by her collar, said “Fuck this dog,” dragged her into the street and tossed her into oncoming traffic. Gucci, 3-months-old, landed on a passing car and rolled underneath before being ran over. She didn’t survive Danielle’s bitch fit. And wouldn’t you know it, a couple of Hawthorne police officers witnessed the entire event. When the officers attempted to arrest Danielle, the nutty bitch put up a fight. While she was struggling with officers, Hakeem decided to jump into the brawl to rescue his damsel in distress. After a dose or three of pepper spray and the arrival of back-up officers, both Danielle and Hakeem were cuffed and hauled off. On Friday, Danielle, 21, pleaded not guilty to charges of animal cruelty and battery with injury on a peace office. She remains jailed on $50,000 bail. Hakeem, 23, was charged with resisting arrest and released on $10,000 bail.

Durham, NC - Do you remember Crystal Magnum? Let me refresh your memory. Back in 2006, Crystal claimed she was sexually assaulted by three members of the Duke lacrosse team. The three men were were indicted on rape charges based on her allegations, but were later exonerated after the case was dismissed due to a lack of evidence. Crystal, a former stripper, then went on to author a book titled “Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Magnum Story.” Well here she is making headlines again – this time for attempted murder and an ass-load of other charges. According to authorities, Crystal and her boyfriend, 33-year-old Milton Walker, were having a bit of a disagreement. In a rage, Crystal allegedly scratched, punched, and hurled miscellaneous objects at him before threatening to stab him. She then collected some of his belongings, dumped them in the tub, and set fire to ‘em. All of these actions were carried out in front of three young children, ages 3, 9, and 10. Because of the fit she pitched, she’s been booked on one count of attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, and resisting a police officer. Because she gave officers a false name, “Marella Mangum,” she is also being charged with identity theft. She is being held without bond and ordered to have no contact with Walker. He was not charged in the incident.

Colorado Springs, CO - Police were called to a Colorado Springs McDonald’s Wednesday evening after getting a report that an intoxicated man with two children had passed out in the play area of the restaurant. When officers arrived and made contact with the drunk dude, 28-year-old Joshua Alger, two things were determined – he was, indeed, intoxicated and he had a warrant out for failing to appear in court on an obstruction of justice charge. At that point, deputies called the children’s mother and requested that she come and retrieve the kiddos because daddy was going to jail. And then it got stupid. JoshuaJoshua reviews started to get a little pissy and allegedly began threatening the arresting officers. He tried to get his kids in on the action as well, telling them to “bite the officers’ faces off.“ I have to assume that wasn’t exactly the way he phrased it. Joshua continued with his fit and a wrestling match with the cops ensued. After being taken to the ground, and after allegedly kicking an officer in the face, a taser was employed – zapping the fight right outta him. Joshua was booked on charges of felony assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and possession of marijuana. Way to create memories, dad.

In the early morning hours of New Year’s Day, cops pulled over Jorge Garcia, 39, after receiving a tip that he was armed. Along with Garcia, some other people who he had been at a party with earlier also pulled over. The crowd became hostile when officers tried to arrest Garcia who was in the road yelling obscenities before getting back into his car. When police ordered Garcia out of his vehicle, Garcia continued to act irrational and verbally abusive. One of the officers pulled out a Taser but Garcia was having none of that. He reached in the backseat and grabbed an infant that he used as a human shield. Holding the baby in front of him, he repeatedly told police to “Tase the baby.” Police were able to get the infant away from Garcia unharmed – and then two officers Tased his ass.  He is now facing child neglect charges to go along with resisting arrest. He was released from the Volusia County jail on $6,500 bond. Garcia’s wife Tangeca was also arrested for resisting arrest. A third man was also arrested for not complying with officers. [Read more...]

Omaha, NE – I gotta tell ya, I visited Kyra Gates’ MyspaceMySpace profile to see if could find anything of value to add to this story – I was there for about two minutes, tops. I am now partially blind and mostly stupid. But, because I am a saintly woman and hope to spare you from the seizure inducing background, I put my mad copy and paste skillz to work and give you this, from her About Me section – ” i feel that im a very good mother and a devoted friend. i love to party and get drunk as possible. if you like what ur hearing so far log on to me.” Now, let’s think about that first sentence for a minute, shall we? If, indeed, she were a ‘very good mother’, chances are her mug wouldn’t be gracing our awesome website. Right? Right. Kyra is here today because she is accused of punching her 10-month-old baby in the face, causing the child’s nose to bleed. When the cops arrived on scene, Kyra refused to hand over the bloodied baby. Instead, she held the child in her left arm and attacked the officers, punching and scratching, with her right. Feisty, huh? I did hope to read somewhere that she was tased once the baby was safe, but no such luck. Kyra Gates, 25, was booked on charges of child abuse/neglect, assault on an officer, assault, criminal mischief, obstructing a peace officer, and resisting arrest. [Read more...]

Panama City BeachBeach reviews – Like many other acts 23-year-old Andrew Grande aka Dustin Michaels performed, this one was  also caught on camera. The video is after the jump, but it is a bit disturbing. His decision to swallow a bag of weed may have been a boneheaded one, I still cannot help but feel sorry for the dud as he chokes to death in front of a camera crew. For those of you who would rather not watch a guy die, just after 2AM FridayFriday reviews police were called to the Executive Inn where it was reported Grande assaulted a female. When deputies arrived, accompanied by a camera crew from Zoo Productions (the people behind “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader“, “MTV’s Busted” and “Speeders”), one of the deputies tried to arrest Grande but he resisted having cuffs put on and stuffed something in his mouth. Not aware that he was choking, cops shoot Grande with a taser. Grande pulls the taser probes out of his body and shoves his hand in his mouth trying to dislodge the bag of weed. Deputies realize what is happening and begin trying to save his life, but are unsuccessful. All three of the deputies who responded are now on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation. [Read more...]

Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were transported to a nearby hospital. [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK – Have you ever had one of those days? The kind of day where everything and everyone just annoy the shit out of you? Have you ever been so annoyed and pissed off that you just wanna beat the hell out of someone with a harmonica? No? Am I the only one with that strange urge? Nope. Meet 52-year-old Decai Liu. He must suffer from intermittent harmonicidal urges as well. According to police, Liu’s roommate was preparing for work on SaturdaySaturday reviews when Liu barged into the bathroom and started whalin’ on him with a harmonica. When officers arrived at the home, they found the roommate bleeding from cuts to his head and face – he told police, “I don’t know what his problem was.” (Maybe it wasn’t the roommate he intended to injure, but the harmonica. I feel the same way about banjos – I see or hear one, I want to kick it). Anyway, to make matters worse, Liu put up a fight when it was time to get cuffed and headbutted an officer. Out came the pepper spray – down went Liu. On Thursday, Decai Liu was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest. Bail was set at $6,500. There is no word on the extent of the roommates injuries. Now, let the puns begin…  [Read more...]

Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, JuliaJulia reviews was not going without a fight. [Read more...]

Alabama – Curtis Watts was a pastor at the Dingler Chapel in Randolph County. Key word being “was” because Mr. Watts ended up getting shot to death by the Clay County Sheriff’s Department Sergeant whose hand he cut off. Last week, police responded to a 911 call from Watt’s wife. She claimed he had assaulted her. Watts ended up tazing Watts multiple times, was charged with resisting arrest. He was out out on bond when deputies went to his residence to serve Watts a Protective Order signed by his wife. Watts began swinging an axe at Sergeant Jason Freeman, who fired a tazer in return. This didn’t stop Watts who continued swinging his axe and ended up chopping off one of Freeman’s hands. Other deputies on the scene then opened fire on Watts, killing him. Freeman is currently recovering after surgeons re-attached his right hand. Read on for a veejo report.
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Oakhurst, CA – When I came across this little story, three words came to mind: What. The. Hell? Here we have 37-year-old Krista Arceneaux – yes, a real looker, ain’t she?! A bit rough for 37, but with the right makeup, the right lighting, and a couple cases of Corona, she’d rank about a 5.5 or so. Krista was sitting outside of a bar last Wednesday evening when she spied a 6-year-old boy walking across a parking lot with his family. Whether it was because she was inebriated to the point of complete retardation or because she harbors some secret desire for little boys, Krista bolted from her chair, ran to the little kiddo, told him he was sexy, and laid on one him – tongue and all. Needless to say, the kiddos parents weren’t exactly thrilled with Krista’s nasty little show of affection and confronted her, sending her scurrying back to the bar. And that’s about the time Krista came a little unhinged. [Read more...]

Indianapolis, IN – For years, Monte Ayres, 46, has had an on-again-off-again, and sometimes volatile relationship with his 80-year-old girlfriend, Kathleen Vargas. The relationship began to blossom when Kathleen hired him to cut her grass. Unfortunately, over the past few years, the police had been called to the residence on reports of domestic violence. On more than one occasion, Kathleen had Monte forcibly removed from her home – only to take him back time and time again. The dangerous relationship came to an end on July 18th when Monte sexually assaulted Kathleen. He didn’t just rape her, he violently raped her with some type of object, severely damaging her spleen in the process. (I don’t know about you, but that makes my innards hurt just thinking about it). After the attack on the 18th, Kathleen managed to escape the home she shared with the asshole and seek help from a neighbor. Over the course of the month, Kathleen was unable to recover from the ruptured spleen and her condition slowly degraded- she died Wednesday night. Initially charged with attempted murder, aggravated battery, rape, criminal deviate conduct, and resisting law enforcement, he is now looking at a murder charge pending the autopsy results. Monte Ayres is currently behind bars on $200,000 bond. For the life of me, I could not imagine surviving 80 years on this planet only to go out like that. Sad… [Read more...]

Lancasterlancaster, OH- Around 8 p.m. Monday, officers responded to report of a man running into traffic and yelling threats to a crowd outside a Kmart store. When the officers arrived, they found 31-year old Daniel Wood holding a aerosol can of electronics cleaner in his hand and witnessed Wood huffing from it. Wood must have still had a few braincells left, because he beat feet as soon as he seen the officers approach. When the officers caught up to him, Wood kicked at them and tried to bite them while he continued discharging the aerosol can into his mouth. I wonder if he felt like he was walking on sunshine? [Read more...]

Grand Prairie, TX- Shortly after 9 p.m. on SaturdaySaturday reviews, 27-year-old Vincent Paul Riojas was driving his 2004 Chevy Cavalier east on Main StreetMain Street reviews in Grand Prairie. Riojas must have been under the influence of something that night, because his car drifted across the center line and collided into a bicyclist head-on. The cyclist, 59-year-old Ronnie Monroe Keller, was thrown onto the hood of Riojas’ car, flew up over the roof and then crashed through the back window where his body became partially lodged in the back seat of the car. Obviously, if Riojas had immediately sought medical assistance for his victim, you would not be seeing his mugshot on the front page today. Sadly, denziens, Riojas did no such thing and that makes him a fucktard. [Read more...]