Man Accused Of Beating Four Relatives To Death Inside South Carolina HomeClemson Student Charged With Making False Rape ClaimsMan Accused Of Urinating In Co-Worker's Water Bottle 15 Times After She Spurned His AdvancesFather Charged With More Than Three Thousand Counts Of Possession Of Child PornographyMan Kidnapped And Raped Four-Year-Old Girl After Beating And Raping Her MotherMan Raped Daughter For 15 Years, Fathered Her Two ChildrenMan And Daughter Charged After Getting Caught Having Sex In BackyardMan Admits To Murdering Ex, Watching Flames Burn Out After Setting Body On FireGirl, 10, Ran Over And Killed Her Mom While Trying To Get Car Out Of SnowbankFamily's Wolf-Dog Hybrid Mauled 8-Day-Old Baby To Death

Man Arrested Naked and Covered in Crisco

August 13, 2012 at 8:19 am by  

Rock Island, RI – Chad William Forber, 41, was arrested early last Monday morning when police responded to a call about a naked man wandering about.

When officers arrived, Forber was reportedly covered from head to toe in Crisco cooking spray “looking for a place to party.”  Police allege that he was carrying his shorts and the spray can with him at the time of his arrest, and said that he’d taken his shorts off because they were too big and would not stay on.

I’m a little unclear on what type of party starts with a beefy, completely lubed-up, naked dude, but I’m going to hazard a guess that I’d rather not be there, as surprise butt-sex would more-than-likely be on the menu.  Just look at that pouty, come-hither look in his mugshot.

When the cops searched Forber’s shorts, they say they found a small amount of a substance they believed to be methamphetamine.  He was charged with resisting a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia, both Class A misdemeanors that carry a jail sentence of up to one year.…

Page 1 of 11