Anchorage, AK – Ugh. I don’t even know where to start with this one. We have a couple of fucktards – Jonathan Miller and Stephen Dilley II, a 5-year-old boy left in their care, and a “redneck flamethrower.” Taking that into consideration, you just know this won’t end well. Last Friday, the boy’s mother left him in the care of Miller and Dilley for the weekend. Miller is the woman’s current boyfriend – Dilley is the woman’s ex-boyfriend and father to one of her five children – and though the woman has a restraining order against him, Dilley lives in a trailer on the property and helps her with her brood. According to the arrest affidavit, Miller told officers that he’s been trying to “toughen the boy up” and the best way to do that is to “scare the shit out of them when they don’t see it coming.” Last Friday evening, Dilley grabbed a can of starter fluid and an lighter and asked Miller, “You know what would be funny?” Miller must have been thinking along the same lines because he responded, “You know how much trouble I could get in for this?” Then he called for the child. When the little boy opened the door, Miller let him have it.  [Read more...]

Kensington, Pennsylvania – Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail.  [Read more...]

Memphis, TN – I’m thinking that Vernardica Odom might be a tad bit loony and I feel for any man, child, or beast within striking distance when she blows a friggin’ gasket. On Wednesday, a very pissed off Odom appeared at her baby daddy’s girlfriend’s house and started banging on the door until glass started shattering. When baby daddy’s girlfriend opened the door, Odom stormed in and attacked! She got all kinds of crazy on the father of her 2-month-old daughter, Darobert Jones. She bit, she choked, she scratched, and she screamed before dragging Jones, clad only in boxers, out to her car. Jones escaped his crazy captor a short time later by taking a flying leap out the car door. According to the arrest affidavit, Odom then drove to her own home, picked up her infant child and returned to Jones’ girlfriend’s house. Upon arrival, Odom allegedly removed the child from her car seat and tossed her at Jones and screamed, “You go, the baby goes!” Jones scooped the baby girl up from the ground, got into a car with his girlfriend and drove away – with Odom right on their ass. Each time Jones’ girlfriend’s car came to a stop, Odom rammed the car, exited her own vehicle and started fighting with the pair all over again – all the while, she had her three other kids sitting in her vehicle. Odom is now facing charges of reckless endangerment and aggravated assault. Whacky bitch…  [Read more...]

SCITUATE, Mass – A woman brings a 16-year-old boy to the South Shore Hospital emergency room. He is suffering from a gunshot to the leg. Hospital officials contact the Weymouth police and the woman, 55-year-old Louellyn Lambros, tells them that the 16-year-old and her son were at her home when they heard noises in the backyard. When they all went to investigate, an intruder shot the teen in the leg through an open window. Police begin their investigation, and quickly realize that the story was bullshit. The true story, it turns out, just doesn’t get any dumber. It involves a stolen gun, a botched game of Russian Roulette, and a mother as retarded as her son. [Read more...]

Yonkers, NY- 43-year old Jada Ross is one crazy bitch you do not want to piss off. Ross blew into a jealous rage when she saw a disabled man, who I am guessing is a love interest, talking with two women.  Ross whipped out a can of lighter fluid, poured it over the man in the wheelchair, lit a cigarette lighter, and threatened to light his fire. Ross told the man, “I’ll kill you” and he shoved her away from him. Ross then ran into her apartment with the lighter fluid and lighter. Police had to force her apartment door open when she did not respond to knocks, due to their concern for two twin children Ross was babysitting. They found the kids sleeping in the living room and Ross passed out on a couch. Ross appeared to be intoxicated and agitated while being arrested. Heh…ya think? The children were returned safely to their mother and Ross’ wheelchair victim did not suffer any injuries. Ross was charged with first-degree reckless endangerment and third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, felonies; menacing and fourth-degree criminal mischief, misdemeanors; and harassment. She’sShe reviews a looker folks, so if anyone out there is in need of some flaming love, she’s your gal.

Bridgeport, CT- On July 26, two 22-year-old women were leaving an apartment building after visiting a friend when 27-year old Joshua Gonzalez allegedly showed them a handgun and forced the women inside his apartment. Gonzalez ordered the women to hand over their cell phones. Then, and this is where the shit gets freaky, Gonzalez brought out two formal prom dresses and nylon stockings and told the women to put them on. When the women refused, Gonzalez handed them a black book and told them to write their complaints in it. [Read more...]

Lowell, Massachusetts- Acting on a tip, police paid a visit to the apartment of 27 year old Kirsten Paquette and discovered her 3 year old son had been locked in a sweltering and filthy attic. The boy was completely nude, covered in his own urine, feces, and vomit with his forehead dappled with several small bumps. The attic, which officers estimated it’s temperature to be over 100 degrees, had only one window which was nailed shut and the door to the room was locked. The walls were finger-painted with feces and outside the attic was a nasty mattress covered with hundreds of flies. Police said the stench of the place was overwhelming and the boy kept repeating the word “downstairs”. [Read more...]

Chattanooga, TN The Palmer School of Chiropractic promotes the alignment of the spine as a means of curing diseases. The problem with people with cancer, diabetes, you name it, is because their spine is “subluxated”. Subluxation means dislocated or misaligned. If you’ve ever known a Palmer School graduate, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Although David Palmer came to this notion almost a hundred years ago, his followers (graduates) are convinced they can cure anything by adjusting the spine. This was all lectured to me by a recent graduate over a few beers in a local pub while he constantly blew and wiped his nose from his cold! Palmer stated the subluxations interfered with the body’s expression of “Innate Intelligence“. (”The Soul, Spirit, or Spark of LifeLIFE reviews“) I wonder if having one’s back adjusted rids the body of demonic spirits? No matter what branch of chiropractic medicine Tina Loher’s ex-husband practiced, I doubt very seriously he would have ever dreamed she would by-pass the Palmer method and opt to rid his demons by blowing them out with a gun. [Read more...]

Monticello, NY On Saturdays around the county, Walmart parking lots are buzzing with cars circling to get the closest space to one of the many entrances. People come crowding in to spend their hard earned money on the “Always Low Prices” but unfortunately SaturdaySaturday reviews, in Monticello, NY, shoppers arriving for the afternoon bargains were turned away – the store had unexpectedly closed for several hours. What a bummer for Cory Clarke, a father who had his two children for his first paternal visitation. He put his 7 month-old daughter Brook and 18 month-old son (?) Charley in a double stroller and trekked roughly 3 miles to the spend some quality time in Walmart with his children. One problem, after he finished with the checkout line, his load was approximately 17 pounds lighter, little Brook was gone. [Read more...]

St. Petersburg, Florida–Police received a call around midnight on FridayFriday reviews from Kimberly Crone, who said she was following a motorist who was driving erratically. Before the call to 911 had even ended, the erratic driver plowed into Ted Manooch’s truck, which was parked in front of his house. The driver hit the parked vehicle with enough force to slam it right into the house. After the accident, Kimberly said she jumped out of her car and heard a baby crying. “I tried to break the window, but I couldn’t break it with my hand.” [Read more...]

Cocoa, Florida–Miranda Peters-Ortiz has a crack habit. To support that habit, it is believed that MirandaMiranda reviews has taken to robbing fast food joints. While that, in itself, isn’t exactly news, the fact that she had her toddler child in the backseat while she was brandishing a weapon at some poor Wendy’s employee, well…that’s just kinda fucked up. The fun didn’t stop with the robbery…after making off with her haul from Wendy’s, Miranda was involved in a high-speed chase with the cops. All the while, she’s tokin’ away on her crack pipe. [Read more...]

Alcoa, TN- As I was sitting here in front of my keyboard dressed in my usual work attire ( Tinkerbell pajamas with periwinkle blue slippers) and first began reading about this story, two questions came to mind. How the hell did this woman master the trick of spraying officers with her own urine and why, oh fucking why, can’t I be graced by the Gods of Demented Demon-ship and be allowed to find at least one mugshot of this truculent tigress? At first, I believed finding a pic was hopeless, but thanks to the detective skills of one of my favorite members, Tazzzz, Cindy Lynn Holder’s mug is now gracing our front page. [Read more...]

Paul Hurlock and his hose

Middletown, Pennsylvania–Paul Hurlock had a plan–a plan to get rid of his ex-girlfriend, Randi Stewart, and her 16-year-old daughter. And if it weren’t for a nosy neighbor, he might have gotten away with murder.

Authorities say that early Thursday morning, Hurlock attached one end of a 100-foot garden hose to the tail pipe of Stewart’s Ford Expedition, ran the hose through a window in Stewart’s apartment, and into the bedroom where she and her daughter were sleeping. Then he turned the vehicle on.

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Lyndel Toppin

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania–You think you have problems? Pffft…your problems aren’t nearly as extreme as Lyndel Toppin’s problems. This guy has it rough. As a matter of fact, this story may be too graphic for some. If you feel you can tough it out, it may forever change your life.

Toppin’s fiancee, after preparing him a meatball sandwich for dinner, actually had the nerve to place the cheese on said sandwich, in the wrong place. The horror of it all!!!

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