Something Smells Fishy

Uniontown, Pennsylvania How about this? You’re an 80-year-old man having problems with the ATM. It happens, right? The sun is shining on the screen – hell, I have trouble. And lucky for this elderly gentleman, Shannon Fisher, a cute little 25-year-old, offered her assistance. Once the machine spit out Ike Rogers $500 bucks, his heroine allegedly took the money and ran. How rude, robbing a poor old man of his retirement money. But luck was really on Mr. Roger’s side as witnesses chased her down, actually jumping out of vehicles to head her off, when she disappeared inside a building. The police were called and she was arrested. But hey, where did that money go? They checked her pockets and stuff… According to the criminal complaint, police retrieved $240 and a half of a $20 dollar bill from her vagina during the initial search and after she used the restroom, the rest of the money was retrieved. Do the young kids not know money goes in the bra? And where the hell is the other half of the $20? Police are quite baffled about how she stuffed the money so quickly. I think she practices A LOT. She was charged with robbery, theft, and receiving stolen property. Anyway, too bad Mr. Rogers didn’t smell anything fishy at first. I’m sure he does now. [Read more...]

Ronald Bohannon Took His Son For A Stroll

Midland,IN- Around 8:15 p.m. last Sunday, Ronald Bohannon, 29, was walking his 16-month old son in a stroller down a street in Midland. Bohannon said he heard gunshots, looked down and realized his baby boy, Travis, had just been shot in the head by a stray bullet. Little Travis Bohannon died at the hospital that day and several blocks in the town were closed by police. Officers from different departments in the county investigated the street where the shooting occurred. The officers were unsure if the shooting was accidental or intentional and, even though they were following several leads, they still had no suspects until… [Read more...]

Dawn Schrock Fails At Caregiving

…and parenting.

Captioned on her Myspace…’Drop and give me 20”

Johnstown, PA–‘Drop and give me 20′ was a phrase often used in 19-year-old Dawn Schrock’s household. She commanded her mentally disabled younger brother to do push-ups when he talked back or played his music too loud. Push-ups were probably the kindest punishment she doled out to him. Withholding food may be the worst. At 6′5″, her 18-year-old brother weighed all of 118 pounds. Her brother wasn’t the only victim of abuse and neglect…her 6-month-old baby boy also suffered. [Read more...]