Trecia Hodge Was Learnin’ The Boy

Raleigh, NC–This pissed off lookin’ young woman is 36-year-old Trecia Hodge. After studying that little white thing on the corner of her mouth for the last 10 minutes, I still can’t figure out what it is. Any guesses?

Anyway…Trecia is here to educate you folks. She takes learning very seriously. In fact, she thought a 9-year-old boy was lacking in his sex-ed skills, so she decided to school him on the female anatomy. Her female anatomy. *shudder*

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Larry Whitfield Scared Mary Parnell to Death

Raleigh, NC - Larry Whitfield was a 20-year-old man with no prior criminal record until this week.  Now, due to a string of very bad decisions that led to his scaring 79-year-old Mary Parnell to death, he stands accused of first degree murder.   I’ll tell you what: that’s one hell of a bad week. [Read more...]

Hunter Johnson: Drug-Selling Cheerleader

Raleigh, NC – Denizens, feeling the need for a break from the baby-beating, child-molesting, trailer-park trash we’ve been seeing so much of? How about a hot blue-eyed blond cheerleader from a Christian high school selling drugs out of her BMW? [Read more...]