David Ranck Pitched A Fit

Miami, Florida–David Ranck has been a Miami-Dade County prosecutor for nearly 30 blissful turbulent years. Back in 2005, he was disciplined for cussing out a defense lawyer during a murder case…a mistrial was declared and the accused killer was freed by an appeals court earlier this year. Last August, he filed a lawsuit against his ‘higher-ups’ claiming he was unfairly suspended without pay for 30 days after he posted an internal memo on a legal blog. And what, pray tell, landed him here? Well, he’s here because he’s accused of slugging a pizza delivery woman. [Read more...]

Natasha Red Eagle Punched Her Kid In The Face

Fargo, North Dakota–You may recall a recent post here at the Dreamin’ Demon about Zhifang Chen, a mother who bit her child’s cheek because he was eating his breakfast too slowly. Would you believe that I have found another ass of a mother with absolutely no patience? Of course you’d believe it…this is the Dreamin’ Demon! [Read more...]

Jason Arias Has A Temper

Jason R. Arias

Provo, UT–I have a recommendation for some of you ladies out there who are thinking about letting the current penis babysit your children. Since love is blind and you are 100% certain that your boyfriend would never, ever lay a hand on your child, invest in a good punching bag…I think you can pick one up for about $30. That way, when the current penis throws a fit and needs to release some aggression, maybe he will choose the punching bag over your precious child.

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