Port Richey, Florida–Holy hell people…there has been some crazy stabby shit up on the front page this week…and it’s only Tuesday! I’ve been walking around in a daze, mumbling to myself, ‘Stabby, stabby, poke, stab, slash.’ Here we have another nasty divorce, and another stabby human who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of moving on. Allow me to introduce Daniel Lee Stuckey. His weapon of choice? A hatchetHatchet reviews. [Read more...]

Lawrenceville, Georgia–Authorities were called to Jessica Holcomb’s home on a welfare check. It had been reported that her children, ages 1 and 3, had been left unattended on occasion and were living in unsanitary conditions. When officers arrived at the home FridayFriday reviews evening, they heard the sound of a small child crying…then, the crying stopped. Abruptly. [Read more...]

…to a 3-year-old girl.

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Yreka, CA–A parent’s worst nightmare became reality for Ryan Collins and his wife, April Smith. At around 4:30 Monday morning, the couple awoke to the sound of their 3-year-old daughter, Francis, screaming. They ran to the child’s room and found her bed empty.  The sound of a car starting could be heard…Collins ran outside and saw a man pulling out of the driveway, with Francis in the back seat of his car.

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Shirley Ybarra

Tamarac, FL–Shirley Ybarra, 50, might need some mental help. She was recently spotted at a Tamarac Publix grocery store, tampering with jars of baby food. When confronted by store employees, she said she was ‘mixing up food for her son,’ then she peed herself.

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Bryon Earl Huff

Happy Valley, OR–Bryon Earl Huff, 47, gets his jollies by exposing himself to young girls. He enjoys it so much, that he has specially modified sweatpants that allow him to flaunt his junk with ease and discretion. Ew.

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