Nathan Schwarz Lost His Cell Phone

Wolcott, NY–If you’re stupid enough to store your child pornography on your cell phone, then it’s probably a good idea to make sure the phone is permanently attached to your person…preferably somewhere in your rectum. [Read more...]

Catharine Miller Wanted A Wife and Baby

Fairfield, IL - Catharine L. Miller, 33, wanted a wife and a baby, like many people do.  Thing is, Miller wanted the wife and the baby to be one person – a fourteen-year-old girl.  Yeah.   Miller, who is from Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, approached the girl in an online chat room in SeptemberSeptember reviews.  The relationship quickly progressed from chatting to texting to calling.

On Monday, Miller and the girl met in a hotel in Flora, Illinois.  Miller proposed marriage and gave the girl an engagement ring, a baby bottle, and a whole new set of sexual hangups.  Thanks, Catharine!  I guess it’s a good thing she’s studying to be a counselor, huh?  [Read more...]