Oakhurst, CA – When I came across this little story, three words came to mind: What. The. Hell? Here we have 37-year-old Krista Arceneaux – yes, a real looker, ain’t she?! A bit rough for 37, but with the right makeup, the right lighting, and a couple cases of Corona, she’d rank about a 5.5 or so. Krista was sitting outside of a bar last Wednesday evening when she spied a 6-year-old boy walking across a parking lot with his family. Whether it was because she was inebriated to the point of complete retardation or because she harbors some secret desire for little boys, Krista bolted from her chair, ran to the little kiddo, told him he was sexy, and laid on one him – tongue and all. Needless to say, the kiddos parents weren’t exactly thrilled with Krista’s nasty little show of affection and confronted her, sending her scurrying back to the bar. And that’s about the time Krista came a little unhinged. [Read more...]

Bensalem, Pennsylvania–Catherine Thomas, 36, believes in strengthening the bond between mother and child by celebrating Take Your Kid To Work Day. Admirable, isn’t it? Except for one thing…Catherine is a hooker. The lovely lady propositioned an undercover officer, offering herself up for $130. Yes, for 130 bucks, Catherine will fuck you silly in a filthy motel room, in the presence of a 7-year-old child and three dogs. That’s a pretty hefty asking price, Catherine, considering the circumstances. [Read more...]

Nicole Marie Tobia

Punta Gorda, Florida–Tweakers and crackheads, when they aren’t abusing, neglecting, molesting, killingKilling Floor reviews, or harming others, really crack me up. Yes, their ignorance amuses me. Nicole Marie Tobia needs to be chuckled at, bitch-slapped, thrown into rehab, and have her uterus repossessed. KnowingKnowing reviews that this crazy tweaker has already contributed to the population gives me a headache.

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Lincoln, NE–Acea Shomaker’s pussy was acting up…it was out of control. The little pussy just wouldn’t calm down. At his wits’ end, Acea figured a little mary jane would soothe the savage beast. So, he crammed the little pussy into his homemade bong.

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Port Angeles, WA–Ya know something? People suck…some more than others. Take Ronald Last Jr. for example. He spotted a dead baby in a dumpster and did absolutely nothing about it. Even worse, the dead baby was his own grandson.

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Kristin Leigh Cruz

Gainesville, FL–I guess we can take Kristin Cruz’s name off the list for mother of the year. Because she is a complete moron, an incompetent mother, and a drunk, she is now facing a slew of charges ranging from hit-and-run, to battery, to child abuse.

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