Harrington, DE- Around 5:30 a.m. on AugustAugust reviews 12, police responded to a residence to investigate a disorderly conduct complaint. At the scene, they found a slightly intoxicated 23-year old woman named Erin Boone banging on the door of the residence. When the officers told Boone to put her hands behind her head, she turned toward one of the officers, whipped out a 4-inch butterfly knife, and told the officers that she was not going to be arrested. After a brief struggle, Boone was in custody and officers discovered 18 Xanax pills in her possession. Once Boone was placed in the patrol car, she kicked out the rear passenger window and struck an officer who tried to stop her, which caused a minor injury to his arm and hand. [Read more...]

Springfield, Ohio–But, the dumbass was getting her groove on as her two young children watched…from the back seat of the car. Danica Wallace, 24, and her boyfriend, Eric Welch, 29, both intoxicated and stoned, just couldn’t wait ’till they got home to do the nasty…so, they pulled off the road and started going at it. Look at their mugs and imagine them nekkid–nobody should have to witness that shit. Just thinking about the two of them all nekkid and sweaty makes my brain itchy. [Read more...]

Chuckey, TN- This last FridayFriday reviews, police officers stopped at the Freshour Trailer Park to serve an outstanding warrant. When they arrived at the suspect’s trailer, they learned that the person they were looking for had moved out, but his trailer was not vacant. InsideInside reviews the trailer officers found three unsupervised toddlers, ages 4, 4, and 2. The children had toys, a blanket and crackers with them and at least one of them was naked. The kids made a run for it and the officers followed them to a trailer next door where they discovered conditions “adverse to the children’s welfare.”
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Nicole Marie Tobia

Punta Gorda, Florida–Tweakers and crackheads, when they aren’t abusing, neglecting, molesting, killingKilling Floor reviews, or harming others, really crack me up. Yes, their ignorance amuses me. Nicole Marie Tobia needs to be chuckled at, bitch-slapped, thrown into rehab, and have her uterus repossessed. KnowingKnowing reviews that this crazy tweaker has already contributed to the population gives me a headache.

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Spring Hill, FL–This story originally hit the press a couple of months ago but was recently posted in the forums, and I just couldn’t pass it up. This guy not only deserves a Darwin award, he has rightfully earned a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon.

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…so he set his trailer on fire

Theodore, AL–Lawrence Edward Lee, 45, had a bad case of the ‘nobody loves me’ Christmas blues. He didn’t get a single present for Christmas. Not even a re-gifted fruitcake. Can you believe that? Well, he got even with the selfish relatives who overlooked him…he set his own trailer on fire. That’ll show ‘em! Now he not only lacks presents, but also a home. Luckily, the kind-hearted folks down at the Metro Jail welcomed him with open arms.

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