Gun Totin’ Momma Finds Perv In Teen’s Room

Tuscaloosa, AL - Matthew Rogers, 28, must be a master at the whole grooming thing. Don’t get me wrong – I’m not trying to be mean or shallow, but look at him. Guys like him don’t fare well with the ladies. How he managed to attract a 14-year-old girl is beyond me. I possess a girl child of the same age, and according to her, there is no way in hell. Matthew met the teen on the internet, though how long they have been acquainted is unknown at this point. Last week, he decided he was going to meet the teen and started off on a road trip. He left his home in Cincinnati and drove to Louisville, Kentucky. Once there, he left his vehicle at the airport and rented a car for the last leg of his journey. I’m not exactly sure when he landed his pervy ass in Tuscaloosa, but he made himself known on SundaySunday reviews. [Read more...]

David Teller Is Kinda Stoopid

Nassau County, FL - David Teller, 24, had high hopes – the young man had dreams of being one of Jacksonville PD’s finest. How very noble of him. He started on the path to becoming an officer by filling out the necessary paperwork with the Jacksonville Police Department on AugustAugust reviews 21st. I’m not familiar with a police questionnaire or the queries that one must answer to become an officer, but somewhere on that piece of paper, David commented that, when he was between the ages of 22 and 23, he “peeked at and touched a young boy’s genitals.” (That’s about as retarded as checking YES on the “Have you ever used illegal drugs?” box on an application). Furthermore, he admitted as much during a consensual polygraph test. He wasn’t finished with his truth-telling session – he told officers that he had also downloaded images of child pornography and there was a possibility that he may still have some stored on his computer. Talk about making a cop’s job easier…damn. Indeed, when detectives seized David’s computer, they found numerous images of naked children in provocative poses and kids engaged in explicit sexual activities on the computer. Yeah – I don’t think David is gonna get a call back. He’s been arrested and charged with possession of child pornography. Bond has been set at $50,002. [Read more...]

Douglas Shepherd Is A Terrible Nanny

Grand Isle County, VT–I can’t believe I’m even writing this story, I mean, look at that guy. Would you hire him on as a nanny? Call me sexist, call me close-minded, call me tomorrow, whatever. After looking at those moogly eyes, there is no way in hell I would allow Douglas Shepherd to care for my rabbit, let alone my children. However, he advertised his services as a nanny on eNannysource.com, and they matched him up with a family with two young boys, one of them autistic. Now what do you think he did to end up here? I’ll give you three guesses… [Read more...]

Charles Rogers Really Had ‘Em Fooled

Boulder City, Nevada–Charles Richard Rogers seemed like a pretty decent guy. He was a teacher at the only middle school in town, Garrett Junior High, a soccer coach, and a foster parent for two children. He served as a reserve officer for the Boulder City Police Dept. He was well-liked, trusted, and respected in the tight knit-community. Yes, a fine, upstanding citizen. They trusted him enough to allow their young sons to attend sleepovers at his home.

Imagine the shock when the community found out who DickDick reviews really was. Imagine the shock when they found out what their neighbor had been doing to their little boys…right under their noses.

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