Talk About A Rude Awakening

Port Richey, Florida–Holy hell people…there has been some crazy stabby shit up on the front page this week…and it’s only Tuesday! I’ve been walking around in a daze, mumbling to myself, ‘Stabby, stabby, poke, stab, slash.’ Here we have another nasty divorce, and another stabby human who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of moving on. Allow me to introduce Daniel Lee Stuckey. His weapon of choice? A hatchetHatchet reviews. [Read more...]

Carlos & Luis Raped An Old Lady

New Port Richey, FL–Carlos Fernandez, 15, and Luis Reyes, Jr., 14, are a couple of real bad-ass little boys. Not only are they thieving little fuckers, robbing homes and businesses in their neighborhood, they are also rapists. These little assholes beat, raped, and robbed an 89-year-old woman.

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Thomas Ludwig Shut That Little Bitch Up

Port Richey, FL – Gentleman readers, you probably know the situation. You’re at home, trying to relax, and fuck if she doesn’t open her piehole. “WAH WAH WAH,” is the sound coming out of her fucking mouth, and you grit your teeth but she keeps it up, so you make the suggestion that maybe a little quiet is in order, but noooo, it’s more “WAH WAH WAH.” Let’s face it, after a point, it’s pretty damn hard to not just pop the cunt a good one, and in fact, 24-year-old Thomas Ludwig stepped up to the plate and did just that. Unfortunately, the recipient in this instance was one of Ludwig’s 2-month-old daughters, and now little Diella Ludwig is dead.

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Katrina Doyle Shouldn’t Be Breeding

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Port Richey, FL–Where, oh where, do I begin with this lovely lady? Let’s go back to SaturdaySaturday reviews. Katrina Doyle, 34, and her husband, David Pook were having an argument. The argument ended when Katrina stabbed her husband in the back of the head with a ballpoint pen. Ouch. The cops were called, Katrina was handcuffed and taken to jail. Pook followed, after he was released from the hospital that is. Please, read on…it gets better. [Read more...]