Delaware County, PA – Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon, the wife of a former University of Pennsylvania basketball star Matthew White, has been charged with stabbing her husband to death in bed because she says she caught him looking at child porn, according to court records.
Matthew White, 53, was asleep in his bed sometime around midnight Monday when his wife, Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon, began stabbing him in the neck with a knife. White reportedly woke up during the attack and tried to fight off his wife, yelling ”I’m dying, I’m dying!” before collapsing on the bed.
Afterwards, Garcia-Pellon changed clothes and went to a neighbor’s home after placing a bloody, rambling note inside another neighbor’s mailbox. There Garcia-Pellon told the neighbor she had killed her husband because she caught him looking at child pornography. After 911 was called and police arrived, Garcia Pellon reportedly told investigators, “I caught him looking at pornography, young girls, I love kids. I had to do it.”
I had no idea who White was, as I don’t know shit about sports, but in 1979 he was the starting center when Penn made it to the Final Four of the NCAA basketball championship and still holds the school record for field goal percentage among players with a minimum of 250 made field goa… Zzzzzzz… (*snaps awake after head hits keyboard*)
Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon is currently being held without bail in Delaware County Jail, charged with first degree murder, criminal homicide and possession of an instrument of crime.…Continue Reading
Denver, CO – A former Catholic priest was arrested Saturday after fellow passengers on a plane noticed him jacking off while watching porn on his laptop.
According to reports, 63-year-old Daniel Drinan was on Southwest Flight 1998 when he decided to take advantage of the plane’s free wifi and watch some porn on his laptop. Maybe a little inappropriate, depending on the passengers around him, but hey, free porn. It was Drinan’s decision to rub one out that got him into trouble.
Although he attempted to hide what he was doing with his laptop, a female passenger could see that Drinan was stroking on his exposed penis and alerted a female flight attendant when he would not stop. She, in turn, notified a male flight attendant who reportedly told Drinan to “put his pants back together.”
As if being cock-blocked from yourself wasn’t bad enough, Drinan was arrested after the plane landed at Denver International Airport and charged with lewd, indecent or obscene acts in public aboard an aircraft. According to the criminal complaint, Drinan apologized for his conduct and said he decided to flog his bishop because the lights were out and no one was next to him.…Continue Reading
Portland, OR – Early last year, Shiloh Hampton, 14, was tragically struck down by gunfire outside a northeast Portland mall. …and of course, we reported it to you. Well… not exactly…
What we reported to you was that – while authorities were cataloging evidence at the secured crime scene – Kevin Signalness, 41, ‘plowed’ into the area they had cordoned off while ‘intoxicated, masturbating to pornography, and driving a stolen car.’ Go Kevin!
Little beyond that was known at the time of our first report. Police reports and court records regarding the incident can now provide us with a more complete picture. For instance, when officers confronted Signalness about his driving while masturbating to pornography, Signalness reportedly replied “You caught me red-handed.”
It’s a good thing that cops love that type of humor! Also, while toxicology tests after the incident established that Signalness had only a blood alcohol level of .02 percent, he was also using methamphetamine and marijuana prior to his fapapalooza.
In September, Signalness was convicted of driving under the influence of intoxicants and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.…Continue Reading
Stockton, CA – Lincoln Unified School District has placed one of its teachers on paid leave while investigating allegations she was operating a collective of pornographic websites using her district-issued Apple laptop. Heidi Kaeslin, 35, was the creator of teachertitties.com and mysluttyteachers.com which, by name, appear to be educational sites. Sadly, the Lincoln Unified School District disagrees.
According to reports, the investigation concerned allegations Kaeslin (pictured) and Richard Fields, 51, were using the school computer to support several for-profit websites, adult-oriented sites. Kaeslin, a special-education teacher, has worked for Lincoln Unified since 2002. She also served as the Lincoln High girls soccer coach during part of that time. Fields, incidentally, was Lincoln High’s School Resource Officer at the time.
District officials became aware of the possible misuse of her computer after her husband – reportedly suspicious of the relationship between Kaeslin and Fields – told them of her endeavors. The district is said to have confiscated her school-issued laptop and hired a computer expert to perform a forensic study of the hard drive contents.…Continue Reading
TAMPA, Florida – Two chicks from Bulgaria were in the States for a couple months before they finally noticed hidden video cameras all over the apartment they were living in. They were found in their bedrooms and bathroom disguised as smoke detectors or an alarm system. Welcome to America, ladies!
The girls, both in their early ’20s, say they moved here for the summer after Florida business owner, Raj Armani, promised them a job and a place to live. Vanya Samokovareva and Ralitsa Dzhambazova found the hidden cameras in the apartment they were sub-leasing from Armani after finding the camera hidden in their bathroom.
They followed the cables from the cameras to a locked up closet. After breaking the lock, they found that all the cameras were feeding into a closed circuit TV box connected to a Wi-Fi router. That’s when they called police. I am going to include some direct quotes from Samokovareva and Dzhambazova… try reading them without doing an accent in your head.
“The bathroom and your room, this is the private place and you make, in the bathroom you take a shower, you make everything,” Samokovareva said. ”This is, I’m sure that if there is a camera, this is the idea to show us somewhere naked and to show what we make in the bathroom.”
Obviously, Samokovareva was using the word “make” instead of “do” which turns images of lesbian shower encounters into a hot chick taking a dump.…Continue Reading
Lowell, MA — William Emerson used to be a deacon for (oddly enough) St. William Church in Tewksbury, MA, until the Boston Archdiocese suspended him. He also served as chaplain for the Middlesex House of Corrections, until they fired him at the beginning of March.
On May 5, William Emerson stood in Lowell District Court at his arraignment, charged with smuggling drugs to inmates. Of course, this was all surprising to people who knew ‘Deacon Bill’, including parishioners and a former selectman in Tewksbury, Joe Gill, with whom Emerson had worked on drug prevention programs. Says Gill, ”Knowing Bill, knowing what he stood for, it’s not him.”
Emerson claims he didn’t know that the envelopes, which he was caught on tape delivering, contained the opioid Suboxone. He also claims he only did so because he was being blackmailed by inmate/friend Sean O’Connor over, get this…his pornography collection. Apparently, the two have known each other since 2004 when O’Connor was an inmate. At some point when O’Connor wasn’t in jail, he had asked the chaplain for a place to stay.…Continue Reading
Pittsburgh, PA — R&B Childcare Services owner, 50-year-old Reanell Booker, was taken into custody early Friday after a raid by police revealed copious amounts of crack, cash, sex toys and porn.
Booker had been under investigation for nearly a month before authorities moved on the building – she was apparently dealing crack during business hours. While there were no children present at the time of Booker’s arrest, police say there are between 10 and 15 children enrolled in the state-licensed center.
Detectives seized $4,400 in cash, approximately $6,000 worth of crack cocaine and a couple digital scales. Police also found several bags of sex toys and pornography in a room where children’s toys were stored. Booker was reportedly selling the toys and porn in addition to the crack.
Booker has been charged with possession of an illegal substance, possession with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia. Child endangerment charges are pending. Booker was released from jail late Friday.…Continue Reading
Police say that while conducting the sting, they identified Medders as being a person in possession of child porn. They went to his home on Feb 3rd to question him at which time he gave consent to have his laptop’s content searched. According to the affidavit, Medders also confessed to downloading and possessing child pornography.
Investigators would find videos and images of child pornography on Medders’ laptop, some depicting children as young as 4-years-old. Medders’ turned in his resignation shortly after his laptop was confiscated citing “personal reasons.”
His arrest on possession of child pornography charges could have him looking at a possible 20 year prison sentence and a $25,000 fine. It is not believed any of his students were involved.
Kingfisher Superintendent Don Scales said that Medders was a “dynamic” teacher but unfortunately, possessing child porn kinda cancels that out.…Continue Reading
Bethany, OK — Reginald Bartlett told police he came home Saturday evening to find that his wife, 57-year-old Cathy Bartlett, had been stabbed to death. Bartlett hinted that the stabbing may have been the work of home intruders as a couple of drawers had been pulled open and items were strewn about the house. Before police could interview him, he was transported to a hospital because of his “distraught demeanor.” Once released, and after sitting through nearly three hours of questioning, Bartlett confessed, telling investigators he “snapped” when his wife caught him watching porn. According to him, Cathy walked into the computer room that evening, took one look at what was on the computer monitor, and began yelling at him about some bank statement. Cathy apparently believed her husband had been blowing dough on porn, and at some point during the altercation, hauled off and slapped him upside the head. That’s about the time he got to stabbin’. After stabbing her multiple times, Bartlett told police he pulled some of her clothes off to make it look like his wife had been raped, then emptied a drawer out on the floor to make it look like the house had been burglarized.…Continue Reading
Cincinnati – After a bored cop pulled over a 2008 Pontiac in Cincinnati to site them for having tint on their windows that was too dark, he smelled something fishy. Turns out that the driver, 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton, was sitting in the car with her pants unzipped and a sex toy resting in her lap. When asked why was she driving partially undressed with a sex toy in her lap she told the officer that she was using the toy to masturbate while the passenger played a porno on the laptop they were holding. She was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor count of driving with impaired alertness, having illegally tinted windows and possession of drug paraphernalia stemming from a piece of a crack pipe found in her purse. Officer Gilbert, who may have prevented a major clitastrophe, admitted this was an unusual traffic stop for him. ”This is a first for me,” he said.…Continue Reading
Phoenix, Arizona – I would gladly smash my right testicle with a ball-peen hammer if it would ensure all men who help keep child porn in demand were as dumb as 49-year-old Michael Brown. A manager for a Fountain Hill’s CVS was trying to fix the printer used at their photo kiosk when some images in the queue caught his eye. The images belonged to Brown, a shift supervisor at the store, and the manager could see they were of a girl of young age. He notified police after printing the images and seeing they depicted a girl under the age of 13 exposing her breasts and vagina in sexual poses. When police searched Brown’s home, they found 100 other photos and 10 USB drives full of the heinous shit. Court documents reveal Brown told deputies that he regularly used the store’s photo kiosk to print out kiddie porn he found online and regularly masturbated to it. He also added that he did not have the power to stop looking at child porn online.…Continue Reading
Pekin, IL – Franklin Shue, 51, is being held on charges of predatory criminal sexual assault after he allegedly raped a 7-year-old girl while watching pornography in his home. The Illinois Department of Children and Family Services notified law enforcement on March 31st after receiving a report that the child was being sexually assaulted. According to the victim, she was alone in a room with Shue watching a movie “where people had their clothes off” when he allegedly raped her. When questioned, Shue admitted to spooning with the child on the couch, and well, it was “possible” he may have “accidentally” had genital contact with her genitals. Huh. Too bad the pervy fucker didn’t accidentally stick the offending member into a garbage disposal. The asswipe remains behind bars at Tazewell County Justice Center with a $250,000 bond.…Continue Reading
SACRAMENTO – Here is a nice warning for all you guys out there surfing porn. Be REAL careful where you get it. Now days, there are sooo many free places for decent porn that there is no excuse to be paying for it or using applications like Limeware. Just ask 22-year-old Matthew White. Two years ago he says he was downloading porn via Limeware when he found that some of the images contained child pornography. He immediately deleted the pics and continued looking at his porn. One year later, the FBI wanted to look at Matt’s computer, which him and his family allowed. The Feds didn’t find anything at first, but later found the images Matt had deleted. Now facing 20 years in prison for possessing child pornography, Matt decided to plead guilty hoping to get a three and a half year sentence. He will also serve 10 years probation and have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. …Continue Reading
Hastings, Minnesota – Peter Robert Stibal II, 44, and Boy Scout troop leader, has been charged with six counts of criminal sexual conduct in the second degree after three Boy Scouts accused him of sexual molestation. Between 2002 and 2008, it is alleged that Stibal gave several boys in his troop — some as young as 11 — handjobs, blowjobs or both. These incidents happened at various locations including Boy Scout camp, movie theaters, Stibal’s cabin and his home. During their investigation, police also found child pornography on Stibal’s computer. Boy Scout leaders have removed Stibal from his position as Scout Master of Troop 650, a position he has held since 2003. Before that he was the troop’s assistant Scout Master for three years. So it is understandable that police feel that there may be more victims. This guy has been around children for a long time. If you read the complaint below, it seems as if he has the same pattern. Get their trust, wait for them to fall asleep and then start jacking them off – wing it.…Continue Reading
Fort Smith, Arkansas – Not much on this one yet, but Cody and Kenny (also a Wal-Mart employee), both 20, played a prank at a Wal-Mart that may end up not being worth the laughs they got. They removed a promotional DVD and loaded a pornographic DVD into a player that was shown on over six screens in the store. It played for several minutes before management turned it off after being notified by a customer. Ha Ha Ha, right? Yeah, I thought it was kinda lame myself. Anyway, their prank has them learning some legal lessons about Arkansas and obscenity laws after they were identified from surveillance footage shown on a local Crime Stopper’s broadcast. They were arrested and are now facing felony charges of displaying an obscene film. I looked up Arkansas law in regards to displaying an obscene film and it looks like they are both facing fines up to $2,000 and a possible 1 to 5 years in prison. People, seriously, it pays to check the possible legal ramifications of a prank if caught, even lame ones like this.…Continue Reading
Bradenton, FL- Warning! The nasty ham-beast being front paged today is going to make any recent food some of you may have just consumed creep back up into your throat and remind you once again to read the DD first before eating. Then again, most of our stories will ruin your appetite, so you can just go ahead and consider this site not only a great place to read about true crime, but also an excellent deterrent to weight-gain. Now, on to the icky details.…Continue Reading
Fort Walton Beach, FL- For some strange reason, James Nathan Dale Davis, 23, was having a really shitty day at McDonald’s on July 29. Davis first got in a huff when a news program on the restaurant television was discussing pornography and he requested the manager to turn the TV off. The manager did as he demanded, but that didn’t cool the ass-hat’s temper. Right after that, Davis spilled a drink on the floor. He hollered and cursed at the and the staff of McDonald’s to clean it up. The store manager began filling a mop bucket, but had to stop to help other customers.…Continue Reading
Tampa, Florida – A lot of men out there already know the name, but for you women, Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Gregory Clifford) is the award-winning adult film star who has starred in such classics as Space Nutz, Camp Cuddly Pines and one of my personal favorites, Titsicle. Recently, a group of fans are attempting to recruit Daniels to run against Republican Senator David Vitter in Louisiana in 2010. The official website for this movement states that Daniels is “A champion of entrepreneurism, a fighter for decency and the embodiment of pure libertarianism. Stormy Daniels will be a tireless champion for the forthright values of common sense and do-it-yourself individualism.” She’s a fighter alright. On July 25th, Daniels was arrested for beating her spouse in a fit of rage. …Continue Reading
LaCrosse, WI – Rachel Ferrara has a very low tolerance for infidelity. Though honestly, “low tolerance” may be an understatement and Rachel’s definition of infidelity is probably one of the most stringent I have ever come across. When Rachel returned home from work to find her boyfriend watching porn and, how can I put this – slapping pappy, shucking bubba, engaging in the five finger knuckle shuffle, doodling his noodle, wrestling the eel, oiling the pogo stick, jerkin’ the gherkin, burping the worm, choking Kojak, boppin’ the bologna, playing tug of war with cyclops – she felt a wee bit slighted. What happens when you slight a crazy bitch? You got it. Punches get thrown and people get cut.…Continue Reading
Myrtle Beach, SC - On July 1st, police were flagged down by some beach goers who alerted them to a female giving a man a blowjob under a pier. On top of that, a film crew was recording the entire event. As police observed, they witnessed a Joseph Mark Flanders, 21, standing in front of Taylor McKenzie Hancock (snicker), 21, with his shorts down -but boxers on – while Hancock (snicker) simulated sucking his dick. When they approached the group, it turns out that they are just students filming a movie that contained this scene. Police told them they cannot do that and they need to leave. Oh, wait. This is Myrtle Beach. They arrested the two actors, producer, director of photography, camera man, sound technician, gaffer, and a key grip.…Continue Reading