Hastings, Minnesota – Peter Robert Stibal II, 44, and Boy Scout troop leader, has been charged with six counts of criminal sexual conduct in the second degree after three Boy Scouts accused him of sexual molestation. Between 2002 and 2008, it is alleged that Stibal gave several boys in his troop — some as young as 11 — handjobs, blowjobs or both. These incidents happened at various locations including Boy Scout camp, movie theaters, Stibal’s cabin and his home. During their investigation, police also found child pornography on Stibal’s computer. Boy Scout leaders have removed Stibal from his position as Scout Master of Troop 650, a position he has held since 2003. Before that he was the troop’s assistant Scout Master for three years. So it is understandable that police feel that there may be more victims. This guy has been around children for a long time. If you read the complaint below, it seems as if he has the same pattern. Get their trust, wait for them to fall asleep and then start jacking them off – wing it. It’s all pretty sickening. [Read more...]

Fort Smith, Arkansas – Not much on this one yet, but Cody and KennyKenny reviews (also a Wal-Mart employee), both 20, played a prank at a Fort Smith Wal-Mart that may end up not being worth the laughs they got. They removed a promotional DVD and loaded a pornographic DVD into a player that was shown on over six screens in the store. It played for several minutes before management turned it off after being notified by a customer. Ha Ha Ha, right? Yeah, I thought it was kinda lame myself. Anyway, their prank has them learning some legal lessons about Arkansas and obscenity laws after they were identified from surveillance footage shown on a local Crime Stopper’s broadcast. They were arrested and are now facing felony charges of displaying an obscene film. I looked up Arkansas law in regards to displaying an obscene film and it looks like they are both facing fines up to $2,000 and a possible 1 to 5 years in prison. People, seriously, it pays to check the possible legal ramifications of a prank if caught, even lame ones like this. [Read more...]

Bradenton, FL- Warning! The nasty ham-beast being front paged today is going to make any recent food some of you may have just consumed creep back up into your throat and remind you once again to read the DD first before eating. Then again, most of our stories will ruin your appetite, so you can just go ahead and consider this site not only a great place to read about true crime, but also an excellent deterrent to weight-gain. Now, on to the icky details. [Read more...]

Fort Walton Beach, FL- For some strange reason, James Nathan Dale Davis, 23, was having a really shitty day at McDonald’s on July 29. Davis first got in a huff when a news program on the restaurant television was discussing pornography and he requested the manager to turn the TV off. The manager did as he demanded, but that didn’t cool the ass-hat’s temper. Right after that, Davis spilled a drink on the floor. He hollered and cursed at the and the staff of McDonald’s to clean it up. The store manager began filling a mop bucket, but had to stop to help other customers. [Read more...]

Tampa, Florida – A lot of men out there already know the name, but for you women, Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Gregory Clifford) is the award-winning adult film star who has starred in such classics as Space Nutz, Camp Cuddly Pines and one of my personal favorites, Titsicle. Recently, a group of fans are attempting to recruit Daniels to run against Republican Senator David Vitter in Louisiana in 2010. The official website for this movement states that Daniels is “A champion of entrepreneurism, a fighter for decency and the embodiment of pure libertarianism. Stormy Daniels will be a tireless champion for the forthright values of common sense and do-it-yourself individualism.” She’sShe reviews a fighter alright. On July 25th, Daniels was arrested for beating her spouse in a fit of rage. [Read more...]

LaCrosse, WI – Rachel Ferrara has a very low tolerance for infidelity.  Though honestly, “low tolerance” may be an understatement and Rachel’s definition of infidelity is probably one of the most stringent I have ever come across. When Rachel returned home from work to find her boyfriend watching porn and,  how can I put this – slapping pappy, shucking bubba, engaging in the five finger knuckle shuffle, doodling his noodle, wrestling the eel, oiling the pogo stick, jerkin’ the gherkin, burping the worm, choking Kojak, boppin’ the bologna, playing tug of war with cyclops – she felt a wee bit slighted.  What happens when you slight a crazy bitch?  You got it. Punches get thrown and people get cut.

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Myrtle Beach, SC - On July 1st, police were flagged down by some beach goers who alerted them to a female giving a man a blowjob under a pier. On top of that, a film crew was recording the entire event. As police observed, they witnessed a Joseph Mark Flanders, 21, standing in front of Taylor McKenzie Hancock (snicker), 21, with his shorts down -but boxers on – while HancockHancock reviews (snicker) simulated sucking his dick. When they approached the group, it turns out that they are just students filming a movie that contained this scene. Police told them they cannot do that and they need to leave. Oh, wait. This is Myrtle Beach. They arrested the two actors, producer, director of photography, camera man, sound technician, gaffer, and a key grip. [Read more...]

BALTIMORE COUNTY, Md. – Here’s a real nasty one for you to start off your SundaySunday reviews. After meeting in church, one woman offered to watch the other woman’s two small children – a 6-year-old girl and her 8-year-old brother – while she was at work during the day. This has been the arrangement for the last year with no reported problems. Until a few months ago when the mother of the two small children noticed some sores on her children. After some questioning, the woman learned that the sores were not natural as she had originally thought. Nope. She learned that the 16-year-old son of the woman watching her kids, Robbie Poellot, had been repeatedly raping her daughter and sodomizing her son. [Read more...]

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Kilgore, Texas–I am not even gonna lie to you…every now and then, I will write-up a story based upon the accompanying mugshots. And that brings us to Ren & Stimpy here. These two were recently busted for robbing a porn store, twice! Hey geniuses, I’m going to let you in on a little secret…you can download porn, for free, on the internet. Isn’t technology great?!

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Merton Parks, 60, is the pastor at First Baptist Church in the Town of Fine. He is experiencing a rather personal issue that happens to a lot of married couples in that he has a medical condition that keeps him from having sexual relations with his wife. In order to solve this problem, he chose a rather vanguard method of self-help and downloaded pornography…including child porn…to the church computer to help him get turned on.

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FORT LUPTON, Colo — By now you’re probably wondering what a “Tolmanator” is.   A “Tolmanator”, rather “The Tolmanator”, is 22-year-old Colorado Trooper Justin Tolman of Colorado Springs, who just had the…ahem… unfortunate experience to get busted in a Ft. Lupton sex sting.  [Read more...]