Phoenix, AZ - A word of warning to all of my Demon friends that possess a peter – please, take a minute to study the mugshot attached to this story. If you, or any of your manly body parts, have had any contact with the beastly oaf, authorities in Arizona and California would like to have a word with you. Furthermore, if you allowed this man to give you a thorough physical and make off with a smidgen of your semen in the hopes of getting some cash, well, you’re screwed! (Literally and figuratively). The man’s name is Jeffrey Graybill, but those who have been screwed may know him as Dr. Robert Richardson. Graybill allegedly set up an ad on CraigslistCraigslist offering to pay Caucasian and Latino suckers men between the ages of 18 – 25 as much as $4,000 to be sperm donors for stem cell and/or other research. And wouldn’t you know it? He got ‘em to bite – hook, line, and sinker. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ - A wise man once said, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” That said, here’s a bit of advice: Bathtubs don’t make good playpens. One family had to go and learn that the hard way SundaySunday reviews afternoon. While attending a house party, the parents of an 8-month-old baby boy laid the child down for a nap in the bathtub. He was left there to snooze, in the tub, for about 30 minutes. When his parents returned to check up on him, they found him submerged in water. He was admitted to the hospital in extremely critical condition and passed away the next day. (I have had to improvise sleeping arrangements on more than a couple of occasions and not once did I ever even consider the bathtub an appropriate place to lay a child – asleep or awake). Right now the question is who the hell turned the water on? Phoenix Fire Captain Alex Rangel said, “We’re not exactly sure, how water could be turned on, but we’ve seen it before, kids, eight to 10 months can crawl, reach up to turn on water or it could possibly have been another sibling. Other children we could see there, were three to six years old.” This very well could have been an accidental death, heartbreaking, but totally preventable. Common sense people – use it. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ - Terry Neely, 46, was last seen in his motorized wheelchair leaving his home at an assisted living complex on the evening of AugustAugust reviews 2. The next time anyone laid eyes on Neely, he was a charred and dismembered body left burning in a trash can. (Really folks, what’s with all the fires lately? Damn). Judging by the information being released, Neely didn’t go quickly or quietly – he had been systematically tortured for as many as three days. Now, who the hell would be so callous and cruel as to pick on a defenseless disabled guy? According to authorities, the smiling vixen you see here, Angela Simpson, might have had something to do with it. As a matter of fact, she ‘fessed up to being the callous and cruel human who made Neely’s last days on earth a living hell. And she told all to authorities in return for a candy bar. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ – Thursday was quite a day for Salvador Medina. At 9:00 a.m. that morning, he was released from prison after serving time for sexual abuse/dangerous crimes against children. He was given a ride to meet with his parole officer, went through the out-process, was issued a GPS ankle monitor, and was back on the streets by noon. Just hours after his release, Medina was up to his old tricks. And, shortly after midnight, back in police custody. After he departed the PO’s office, he managed to remove his ankle bracelet. At 4:00 p.m., he accosted three sisters, ages 15, 15, and 11, coming out of a department store. He watched as the girls got settled in the car – then he made his move. He allegedly forced his way into the car, threatened the 15-year-old driver with a pair of scissors, and demanded she drive out of the area. And, so she did. [Read more...]

Phoenix, AZ – Benny Peralta, 46, is a real ass. He was hired by a 56-year-old woman to assist with the care of her disabled 62-year-old husband, but, things weren’t working out and the couple was planning to rent out the guesthouse where Benny was staying. Back on June 24, when the woman informed Benny they no longer required his assistance, Benny got all violent and stabby. First, he grabbed the disabled man’s dog from his lap and threw it into the wall. He then knocked the man out of his wheelchair and began stabbing him in the neck and back with a large kitchen knife. When the man’s wife tried to intervene, she got a dose of Benny’s anger as well. [Read more...]

Phoenix, Arizona–Cynthia Roberson was devastated when she lost her job back in April. How was she going to put food on the table? Pay the rent? Make the payments on her Chevrolet HHR? Since prostitution is out of the question, for obvious reasons, she came up with another brilliant idea…she’d turn her two young sons and their friends into thugs and learn ‘em in the fine art of armed robbery. Fan-fuckin-tastic, Cynthia! [Read more...]

Steven Barger

PhoenixPhoenix reviews, Arizona–HouseHouse reviews guests…ugh…mine tend to wear out their welcome real quick. After a day or two, they start to get a bit demanding; ‘I need a clean towel.’ ‘You need to buy more milk.’ ‘I need you to bury this body.’ ‘Dammit, I need you to dig up that body.’ ‘You’re out of toilet paper.’ ‘Why did you lock me out of the house again?’ etc. What a pain in the ass.

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Jose Rocha

PhoenixPhoenix reviews, AZ–‘Oh my gaaaaawd honey! Come look! Little Junior crawled into the clothes dryer. Isn’t that cuuuuuuute?’ ‘OMGZ! You’re right! He’s making funny faces tooooo! That’s just too adorable, let me grab my camera! Maybe we could send it in to America’s Funniest Home Videos!’ *sound of shuffling feet. dryer door shuts. a click. tumble, bounce.  scream.* Ut-oh!

That was pretty much how the scene unfolded Wednesday night in the home where Jose Rocha, his girlfriend, and his 1-year-old child reside.

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UPDATE - 12/26/08 – 4:07 PM EST – The second child, Edwin Pellecier, 10, succumbed to his injuries this afternoon.  Gallegos will now face two first-degree murder charges.

UPDATE – 12/26/08 – 1:35 PM EST- PhoenixPhoenix reviews police Sgt. Tommy Thompson says 7-year-old Jesse Ramirez died early FridayFriday reviews of his injuries.  Rest in peace, young  one.   Additional charges against Joe Gallegos are now pending.

Phoenix, AZ – This is a story too terrible for Christmas.  But frankly, it’s too terrible for any day, and the family has no choice about dealing with it, so I think we should, too.

On Tuesday, December 23rd, with the excitement of Christmas in the air, two young cousins, Edwin Pellecier, aged 10, and Jesse Ramirez, aged 7, decided to walk to the park just a few doors from their home to play.   They were found a short time later, bludgeoned about the head so badly that the EMT’s could not determine who they were or what had caused their injuries.  [Read more...]