BEDFORD, Pennsylvania - Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and her 35-year-old daughter, Tina Griekspoor, stole two Wal-mart gift cards from a 9-year-old girl who had set them down while an employee helped her. One was for $50, the other for $30. They then attempted to use them twice before being caught. Their punishment for their crime? They had to stand outside the courthouse for 4 1/2 hours Tuesday each holding signs that read: “I stole from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday! Don’t steal or this could happen to you!” Because they did this, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins says he’ll ask for probation instead of jail when they plead guilty to the theft. [Read more...]

PERRY COUNTY, Pa. - Eight teenagers have been charged with possessing child pornography after they were caught sexting – or for you technological lingo impaired, recording sex acts on their cell phones. Administrators at Susquenita High School caught three students with cell phones containing video and pics of other juveniles performing sex acts on each other. Currently, the law in Pennsylvania will not require these juveniles to register as sex offenders. But that may not last long as Pennsylvania is in the process adhering to federal law that would require juveniles found guilty of child pornography to register as sex offenders. If that isn’t controversial enough for people who think this is ridiculous, the law can be applied retroactively and applied to past cases. All I can say about this is THANK GOD I didn’t have a camera-enabled cell phone when I was a teen. [Read more...]

Uniontown, Pennsylvania How about this? You’re an 80-year-old man having problems with the ATM. It happens, right? The sun is shining on the screen – hell, I have trouble. And lucky for this elderly gentleman, Shannon Fisher, a cute little 25-year-old, offered her assistance. Once the machine spit out Ike Rogers $500 bucks, his heroine allegedly took the money and ran. How rude, robbing a poor old man of his retirement money. But luck was really on Mr. Roger’s side as witnesses chased her down, actually jumping out of vehicles to head her off, when she disappeared inside a building. The police were called and she was arrested. But hey, where did that money go? They checked her pockets and stuff… According to the criminal complaint, police retrieved $240 and a half of a $20 dollar bill from her vagina during the initial search and after she used the restroom, the rest of the money was retrieved. Do the young kids not know money goes in the bra? And where the hell is the other half of the $20? Police are quite baffled about how she stuffed the money so quickly. I think she practices A LOT. She was charged with robbery, theft, and receiving stolen property. Anyway, too bad Mr. Rogers didn’t smell anything fishy at first. I’m sure he does now. [Read more...]

Kensington, Pennsylvania – Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail.  [Read more...]

Shippensburg, PA - We interrupt your daily Dreamin’ Demon browsing to bring you an important public service announcement: If you happen to rouse from your slumber in the middle of the night and catch a glimpse of this turtle-like man, please, take a picture real quick like, would ya? Because I, for one, am curious if the sketch artist had been huffing gasoline prior to doodling this composite of the creeper. I mean, how hard would this guy be to spot in broad daylight? Police in Cumberland County are on the look-out for the bug-eyed bedroom dweller – they believe that for the past year, on at least 15 different occasions, he has entered homes through unlocked doors and windows to watch women sleep. He exits the home upon discovery. He is described as a male somewhere between 30 and 50 years old, of medium build, and sports a head of gray hair. Oh, and he may or may not wear glasses. Though he hasn’t harmed anyone, he has been known to talk dirty. So, just a bit of advice – lock your shit before you go to bed and keep something pokey or stabby next to your bed if you live in the area.  [Read more...]

Hookstown, PA - Wyatt Smitsky, 4, was reported missing at 7:30 FridayFriday reviews evening – he was last seen playing in the yard with his sisters, ages 3 and 6, around 6:30 that evening. It was believed that Wyatt had simply wandered away from home and got lost. Authorities were especially concerned when it was revealed that Wyatt suffered from an congenital heart defect and required medication. Authorities, family, friends, and neighbors searched for Wyatt until 4 a.m. – coming up empty. The search started anew at 11:00 SaturdaySaturday reviews morning, but was called off a little less than two hours later. Wyatt had been found – face down in a septic tank filled with solid waste. And authorities don’t believe Wyatt accidentally made his way into the tank. The lid on the tank, which is similar to a manhole cover, was way too heavy for Wyatt to maneuver on his own. Besides that, the heavy lid had been moved back into place after the child was placed in the tank. Curious… [Read more...]

Washington, PA - Foreplay do – when in the mood, sweet nothings in his ear, a sly glance, and a fluttering of the eyelashes may relay to the object of your desire that you are in the mood for some nookie. Foreplay don’t – informing the object of your desire that if he doesn’t do you right now, you will cut his dick open and watch him bleed to death, right before you slap him across the face. While that may ‘do it’ for some men, *coughMorbidcough* one dude in particular had a problem with Samantha Harvey’s approach. On August 20, Samantha allegedly approached the 20-year-old male as he was getting ready for bed. After delivering her awesome come-on line, Samantha forced the man into her bedroom (I’m assuming the two are roommates), and ordered him to perform. To further entice him, she allegedly clipped a hot curling iron on to his ear.  [Read more...]

Sharon, PA – Trumbull County assistant prosecutor Sean O’Brien says, “It’s one of the worst abuse cases I’ve seen.” And he ain’t kidding. The boy had been beaten and tortured by his mother’s husband, Damion Wise, for nearly two years. After receiving an anonymous tip about the suspected abuse, officers arrived at the Wise home SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon and found one 8-year-old child in pretty bad shape. The kid’s face was swollen, he had a scabbed over, but still bleeding, wound on his head, two black eyes, and was walking with a limp. His hands and feet were swollen more than twice their normal size. He was bruised and bloodied all over his body. He had belt marks to his belly, chest, back, ankles, feet, and underarms. And he was scared. “I’m afraid of him, he tells me he’s going to kill me,” he told officers. “I know he’s going to kill me, he never lies.” [Read more...]

Annville, PA – The couple had been out all day shopping at the local big box retailer and were eager to get back to the trailer. They had just picked up a box of fried chicken and Larry Coletti, 51, was hungry. But tragically so was FidoFido reviews, which set off a grisly chain of events leading to Larry’s death. Apparently Pamela Poorman, 55, was going to feed poochy before feeding the man of the house and that pissed Larry off. Pamela later confided in police that she had been being abused for some time, so it’s not a leap here to imagine that maybe Larry had his panties a little bit in a wad about the pecking order thing. He was probably all up in her face  yelling and maybe acting like he wanted to serve her an open faced knuckle sammich instead of chicken. They began to fight. Pamela thought of a good way to end it: she picks up a big RamboRambo IV reviews style survival knife and threatens him with it. Apparently that didn’t work so she stabbed him in the ass a couple times. He died later that night due to complications from blood loss. Pamela called the cops on herself and was whisked off to jail, no bond. I wonder if she finally fed the dog before the police arrived? [Read more...]

Warminster, Pennsylvania – Christine Miller’s 14-month-old daughter was in pretty bad shape. Last February, after being diagnosed for failure to thrive, it was discovered the child had a fractured arm in the process of healing, was losing hair due to possible malnutrition, had a second-degree burn on the bottom of her foot, and a severe wound on her buttocks. ChristineChristine reviews said the child burned her foot when she stepped on a hot electric stove burner. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I always had a problem keeping my kiddos off those hot burners – the little hellions. *massive eyeroll* And it turns out the wound to her butt was caused by a broken needle. Christine initially told officers she believed it was a sewing needle that was lodged in her child’s butt cheek – turns out, it was actually a broken hypodermic needle. Now how the hell did that get there? It supposedly got there courtesy of Christine’s boyfriend, Thomas Kule – a known heroin user. [Read more...]

Easton, Pennsylvania–Authorities are calling the allegations horrific. That, my friends, is an understatement. Terrell Scott, 23, is accused of torturing his girlfriend’s three daughters for more than a year. He abused them with lit cigarettes, cable wire, broomsticks, a claw hammer, and nail clippers. Police believe he began his attacks on the girls in September of 2007 and didn’t cease until OctoberOctober reviews 2008. Authorities began the investigation into the allegations in NovemberNovember reviews 2008, after the girls finally found the nerve and the courage to speak up about the abuse. Just this past Tuesday, a warrant was issued for his arrest. The girls were 8, 10, and 13 when the torture began, and the list of allegations is truly stomach-churning. [Read more...]

Steelton, Pennsylvania–I love stupid people. Not in my personal life, mind you, but stupid people in general. They bring me hours upon hours of entertainment. When I’m having a bad day, I just flip the switch on my computer, pour a steaming hot cup of coffee, put my feet up, and surf the net. From the safety of my own home, I can read about their idiotic antics and feel better about my own life. I sleep easier at night just knowing that I will never be quite as stupid as some of the humans walking this planet. Let’s talk about the epic fail of Eugene Green. [Read more...]

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania–Monday morning, in the Kensington neighborhood of PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews, an 11-year-old girl had just dropped her little sister off at daycare and continued on her way to school. She was approached by a bad man…he wanted her to come with him. He threatened to shoot her if she screamed. Though the scared little girl didn’t see a gun, she complied and walked along with the evil man for several blocks before being forced through an alley and into a filthy backyard. For the next hour, the child was brutally and sadistically raped. When he was finished with her, he left her there, badly injured. It wasn’t long before police had a suspect. They wanted to speak with Jose Carrasquillo. [Read more...]

Philadelphia, PA–It started with a call to 911…Bonnie Sweeten informed a dispatcher that the SUV she and her daughter were in had been rear-ended by a Cadillac. Following the accident, two black men exited their vehicle, grabbed Sweeten and her daughter, shoved them in the Caddie’s trunk, and sped off…and that’s where she was calling from. An Amber Alert was issued for Sweeten’s 9-year-old daughter, Julia Rakoczy, and the troops were called out to begin the search. Scary shit, huh? [Read more...]