Mercer, PA – Patrick Magargee, 26, woke up on Valentines Day and decided it was as good a day as any to commit suicide. He went about with his preparations – he was going leave this world in flames. He doused the floors of his sister’s trailer with gas and kerosene, lit a roll of paper towels and tossed it into the middle of the mess. Not one of the better suicide methods out there, if you ask me, because fire is like, hot. You gotta really want to die to go out that way. Once the fire was started, he changed his mind. He attempted to douse the flames with water, but was unsuccessful. Sooooo, he decided to head out to McDonald’s for some breakfast. That task accomplished, PatrickPatrick reviews hunted down his stepbrother so they could play video games. One thing, though – dumbass never called 911. Luckily, a neighbor saw the flames before the whole damn trailer park went up in smoke. FireFire reviews investigators didn’t have a problem determining the fire was intentionally set, the burn patterns told all. Hope he enjoyed that breakfast, it might be awhile before he gets another taste. Patrick has been charged with two counts of arson – one for endangering firefighters and the other for the estimated $10,000 in damage he caused to the 30-year-old trailer.

PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews, PA - Last Saturday, a couple and their 4-year-old son walked into the Platinum and Ice Jewelry store and asked to look at some women’s rings. After eyeing several rings, the two created some kind of diversion that led a store employee to buzz open the security door for the female, who was later identified as Sheakia Stubbs. As she was holding the door open, her companion, John Benson, dropped one of the rings he was examining. When the salesperson bent down to pick it up, Benson snatched a tray of rings worth about $100,000 from under the counter, grabbed his son, and beat feet out of the store while stuffing the rings into a shopping bag. Multi-tasking FTW! The store owner and an employee gave chase, finally catching up to the couple a few blocks away. At some point during the verbal confrontation, Benson whipped out a knife and slashed the store owner’s neck. With that, Benson and Stubbs were on the run again. But the dumbasses left something behind – their kid. Despite his gashed and bleeding neck, the store owner cared for the child until police arrived on scene. [Read more...]

PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews, PA – Aaron Pace, 33, is facing murder charges in death of his 20-month-old “godson” Suliaman Orrell Kirkland. It is alleged that on February 2nd, Pace was babysitting the child and grew frustrated when the child became cranky and “uncooperative.” For some insane fucking reason, Pace wetted a rag with Liquid Drano and proceeded to rub the caustic substance into the child’s skin, causing severe chemical burns to the boy’s upper extremities. It is believed that there were other people present in the home when Pace carried out the twisted torture, but nobody actually witnessed the event. When they discovered Suliaman had been injured, a call was placed to the child’s mother – she called and requested medical assistance. Suliaman died from his injuries on SundaySunday reviews. Different sources claim that Pace referred to himself as the child’s godfather, whether that was a self-imposed title is unknown. Pace remains behind bars.

Easton, PA- It seems like this month I have a very long list of things to do and a few items have been on there for quite a while like…take down Xmas tree, adjust all clocks in home for DST, make a doctor appointment for my gimp knee and actually keep it, and clean out the fridge.  Some would think due to my recent computer problems this past week, I would have been able to cross some of those things off that list. But, as a self-proclaimed procrastinator, it did not happen. I chose to take care of some of the more important things, like finishing season 2 of DexterDexter reviews, prank call Morbid, and conquering Halo 3 on Xbox. It would be nice if  someone else would come into my home to do all those other things for me, though. I am sure many of us feel that way including Grace Kraus and I completely feel her pain when she came home and found out a strange man had broken into her house and spent that time crossing things off of his own to-do list instead of hers. [Read more...]

Bangor, PA – A teacher’s aide at Bangor Area High School is in a bit of a pinch after leaving her cell phone unattended. Seems the woman had taken a nekkid picture of herself and had it stored on her cell. Someone got a hold of that unattended cell phone at a non-school event, scrolled through the picture files, hit pay dirt, and started forwarding said nudie pic to students at the high school. The picture was then forwarded to damn near every one in town. “My sister’s seen it. Actually, my dad came home and said that people were passing it around,” said Bangor Area High School student Adrianna Carpelli. The woman, a six-year employee of the school district, is now being asked to resign from her position. And they ain’t asking her real nice like, either. Bangor Area Superintendent John Reinhart says that if the woman doesn’t resign on her own, she will be terminated. He seems to think her ability to work with district teens “has been compromised.” Why, you ask? The school board feels that the woman has lost all credibility because her students have seen her naked. Not like half the boys in her classes haven’t already imagined her that way. [Read more...]

BEDFORD, Pennsylvania - Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and her 35-year-old daughter, Tina Griekspoor, stole two Wal-mart gift cards from a 9-year-old girl who had set them down while an employee helped her. One was for $50, the other for $30. They then attempted to use them twice before being caught. Their punishment for their crime? They had to stand outside the courthouse for 4 1/2 hours Tuesday each holding signs that read: “I stole from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday! Don’t steal or this could happen to you!” Because they did this, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins says he’ll ask for probation instead of jail when they plead guilty to the theft. [Read more...]

PERRY COUNTY, Pa. - Eight teenagers have been charged with possessing child pornography after they were caught sexting – or for you technological lingo impaired, recording sex acts on their cell phones. Administrators at Susquenita High School caught three students with cell phones containing video and pics of other juveniles performing sex acts on each other. Currently, the law in Pennsylvania will not require these juveniles to register as sex offenders. But that may not last long as Pennsylvania is in the process adhering to federal law that would require juveniles found guilty of child pornography to register as sex offenders. If that isn’t controversial enough for people who think this is ridiculous, the law can be applied retroactively and applied to past cases. All I can say about this is THANK GOD I didn’t have a camera-enabled cell phone when I was a teen. [Read more...]

Uniontown, Pennsylvania How about this? You’re an 80-year-old man having problems with the ATM. It happens, right? The sun is shining on the screen – hell, I have trouble. And lucky for this elderly gentleman, Shannon Fisher, a cute little 25-year-old, offered her assistance. Once the machine spit out Ike Rogers $500 bucks, his heroine allegedly took the money and ran. How rude, robbing a poor old man of his retirement money. But luck was really on Mr. Roger’s side as witnesses chased her down, actually jumping out of vehicles to head her off, when she disappeared inside a building. The police were called and she was arrested. But hey, where did that money go? They checked her pockets and stuff… According to the criminal complaint, police retrieved $240 and a half of a $20 dollar bill from her vagina during the initial search and after she used the restroom, the rest of the money was retrieved. Do the young kids not know money goes in the bra? And where the hell is the other half of the $20? Police are quite baffled about how she stuffed the money so quickly. I think she practices A LOT. She was charged with robbery, theft, and receiving stolen property. Anyway, too bad Mr. Rogers didn’t smell anything fishy at first. I’m sure he does now. [Read more...]

Kensington, Pennsylvania – Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail.  [Read more...]

Shippensburg, PA - We interrupt your daily Dreamin’ Demon browsing to bring you an important public service announcement: If you happen to rouse from your slumber in the middle of the night and catch a glimpse of this turtle-like man, please, take a picture real quick like, would ya? Because I, for one, am curious if the sketch artist had been huffing gasoline prior to doodling this composite of the creeper. I mean, how hard would this guy be to spot in broad daylight? Police in Cumberland County are on the look-out for the bug-eyed bedroom dweller – they believe that for the past year, on at least 15 different occasions, he has entered homes through unlocked doors and windows to watch women sleep. He exits the home upon discovery. He is described as a male somewhere between 30 and 50 years old, of medium build, and sports a head of gray hair. Oh, and he may or may not wear glasses. Though he hasn’t harmed anyone, he has been known to talk dirty. So, just a bit of advice – lock your shit before you go to bed and keep something pokey or stabby next to your bed if you live in the area.  [Read more...]

Hookstown, PA - Wyatt Smitsky, 4, was reported missing at 7:30 FridayFriday reviews evening – he was last seen playing in the yard with his sisters, ages 3 and 6, around 6:30 that evening. It was believed that Wyatt had simply wandered away from home and got lost. Authorities were especially concerned when it was revealed that Wyatt suffered from an congenital heart defect and required medication. Authorities, family, friends, and neighbors searched for Wyatt until 4 a.m. – coming up empty. The search started anew at 11:00 SaturdaySaturday reviews morning, but was called off a little less than two hours later. Wyatt had been found – face down in a septic tank filled with solid waste. And authorities don’t believe Wyatt accidentally made his way into the tank. The lid on the tank, which is similar to a manhole cover, was way too heavy for Wyatt to maneuver on his own. Besides that, the heavy lid had been moved back into place after the child was placed in the tank. Curious… [Read more...]

Washington, PA - Foreplay do – when in the mood, sweet nothings in his ear, a sly glance, and a fluttering of the eyelashes may relay to the object of your desire that you are in the mood for some nookie. Foreplay don’t – informing the object of your desire that if he doesn’t do you right now, you will cut his dick open and watch him bleed to death, right before you slap him across the face. While that may ‘do it’ for some men, *coughMorbidcough* one dude in particular had a problem with Samantha Harvey’s approach. On August 20, Samantha allegedly approached the 20-year-old male as he was getting ready for bed. After delivering her awesome come-on line, Samantha forced the man into her bedroom (I’m assuming the two are roommates), and ordered him to perform. To further entice him, she allegedly clipped a hot curling iron on to his ear.  [Read more...]

Sharon, PA – Trumbull County assistant prosecutor Sean O’Brien says, “It’s one of the worst abuse cases I’ve seen.” And he ain’t kidding. The boy had been beaten and tortured by his mother’s husband, Damion Wise, for nearly two years. After receiving an anonymous tip about the suspected abuse, officers arrived at the Wise home SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon and found one 8-year-old child in pretty bad shape. The kid’s face was swollen, he had a scabbed over, but still bleeding, wound on his head, two black eyes, and was walking with a limp. His hands and feet were swollen more than twice their normal size. He was bruised and bloodied all over his body. He had belt marks to his belly, chest, back, ankles, feet, and underarms. And he was scared. “I’m afraid of him, he tells me he’s going to kill me,” he told officers. “I know he’s going to kill me, he never lies.” [Read more...]

Annville, PA – The couple had been out all day shopping at the local big box retailer and were eager to get back to the trailer. They had just picked up a box of fried chicken and Larry Coletti, 51, was hungry. But tragically so was FidoFido reviews, which set off a grisly chain of events leading to Larry’s death. Apparently Pamela Poorman, 55, was going to feed poochy before feeding the man of the house and that pissed Larry off. Pamela later confided in police that she had been being abused for some time, so it’s not a leap here to imagine that maybe Larry had his panties a little bit in a wad about the pecking order thing. He was probably all up in her face  yelling and maybe acting like he wanted to serve her an open faced knuckle sammich instead of chicken. They began to fight. Pamela thought of a good way to end it: she picks up a big RamboRambo IV reviews style survival knife and threatens him with it. Apparently that didn’t work so she stabbed him in the ass a couple times. He died later that night due to complications from blood loss. Pamela called the cops on herself and was whisked off to jail, no bond. I wonder if she finally fed the dog before the police arrived? [Read more...]