According to the police report, Harrison and her boyfriend, 24-year-old Jeffrey Wilkinson, were in bed when Harrison got horny and began touching on Wilkinson.
But Wilkinson had no desire to give his dog a bone and told her several times that he did not want to have sex. When he turned away from Harrison, that’s when he said she grabbed him and “bit his penis.”
Aftr getting up and walking out of the home the couple shares with their infant son, Harrison followed and allegedly slapped Wilkinson in the face before spitting in it.
Deputies noted Wilkinson had some minor scratches to his chest but he declined medical treatment for that or his bit penis. He also declined signing a sworn affidavit about the incident, telling police he did not want to press charges against his girlfriend.
Regardless, the couple were handed Domestic Violence packets and Harrison was arrested on charges of misdemeanor domestic battery.…Continue Reading
GAINESVILLE, FL - Michael Silecchia, a University of Florida student, was arrested early Monday after he stripped naked in front of police and claimed to be under the influence of LSD. He later resisted arrest and struck a female officer for good measure.
Police arrested Michael Silecchia, 19, on charges of resisting arrest and battery on an officer and medical personnel, according to a Gainesville Police department arrest report. Police say the Saturday incident began at around 1:25 a.m. when Silecchia started running through the Campus Club apartments naked, acting suspiciously and making random statements.
Police responding to the call told Silecchia several times to dress himself, but he refused, claiming that he was God, and throwing in that he was straight – you know, in case any male officers were overwhelmed by his charm and good looks. This was followed by Silecchia begging cops not to cut off his penis, before the indecisive tripper changed his mind and demanded that they cut it off.
Talk about a bad trip.
When police attempted to restrain him, a struggle ensued, the report says.…Continue Reading
Laquavia Wallace, 22, was taken into custody earlier this week after police say she violently yanked her ex-boyfriend’s penis during a dispute over their relationship.
According to the police report, Wallace was at the victim’s home Tuesday, picking up the offspring they share, when she mentioned that she was was interested in resuming their relationship.
The victim, Antonio Williams, wasn’t having it — he reportedly told Wallace that he wasn’t interested in a relationship at this time. And with that, Wallace allegedly grabbed a handful of dick and began pulling and yanking, causing pain and quite possibly a few tears.
Wallace was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the Manatee County jail. Bail has not yet been set.…Continue Reading
Garden Grove, CA – Back in 2011, we reported on 51-year-old Catherine Kieu, the woman who cut off her husband’s penis with a kitchen knife, then ran the thing through a garbage disposal.
Now that she is on trial , more details have been released on what happened that day. The couple had filed for divorce but were still living together, and the prosecution told the court that Kieu was jealous that her husband had started seeing an ex-girlfriend. So, on July 11 2011, Kieu decided to get back at her husband.
First she laced his dinner Ambien. After eating the meal, the man felt groggy and went to bed. When he woke up, still feeling groggy, he found that Kieu had tied him up with rope. Unable to do anything, he watched in helpless horror as Kieu pulled down his shorts and used a 10-inch kitchen knife to slice off his penis with on swipe.
“I felt a very sharp pain and she had cut my penis off and then threw it on the carpet next to the bed,” the man testified in court.…Continue Reading
ARLINGTON, VA - Police arrested James Watson after he beat his roommate for using a permanent marker to draw a penis on his face while he was sleeping.
Watson, 31, fell asleep on his couch after a night of drinking. When he woke up at around 5:30 a.m., he became enraged when he found his roommate had drawn a dick on his face, and that it would not wash off.
Police say that Watson ran upstairs to the bedroom of the roommate he suspected of drawing the dick, and jumped on him while he was sleeping. After repeatedly punching the other man in the face, a third roommate managed to separate the two. According to police, the roommates admitted they often play pranks on each other when drunk.
A little over an hour after the assault, the beaten artist decided he was going to press charges and called police. The roommate paid for his dick move with extensive injuries to his face, including a swollen, bleeding eye, and was taken to the hospital.
I’m guessing the injuries must have been pretty bad, as police ended up arresting Watson and charging him with malicious wounding.…Continue Reading
Orlando, FL – Police have charged 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn with attempted murder after she chewed on a man’s genitals so severely that he needed surgery.
The man met Vaughn on Backpage.com where she is listed as an escort. After a romantic dinner at Applebee’s, the pair consumed Ecstasy, alcohol and marijuana before going back to a hotel room. That’s where Vaughn started biting the 30-year-old man’s penis and genitals, causing him to bleed heavily.
The man told deputies that it appeared as if Vaughn was “trying to eat his penis and testicles.” He said he tried to fight her off but she was too powerful and she tried gouging his eyes out. After biting and scratching the man’s leg, abdomen, chest and fingers, Priscilla Vaughn took his car keys and broke his phone. He ended up locking himself in the bathroom until help arrived.
Luckily, other hotel guests heard screaming and growling coming from the room and called 911. Vaughn was still there when police arrived on the scene, naked and growling with blood around her mouth.…Continue Reading
According to reports, Virginia Valdez and her 62-year-old husband were engaged in some oral sex when Valdez said she wanted to go brush her teeth. When she returned, she was brandishing a pair of industrial scissors and used them to attack her husband’s penis.
Her husband jumped up and screamed in pain before running into the bathroom to grab a towel and use it to apply pressure to the wound. He drove himself to the hospital and called 911 while on his way there.
“The bitch tried to cut my dick off,” he informed the dispatcher.
He did not suffer any life-threatening injuries, but did receive four stitches and was released later that evening.
Officers arrested Valdez at the couple’s home without incident and she would be charged with assault with a deadly weapon and inflicting corporal injury on a spouse. She was later released on $100,000 bail and ordered to refrain from having any contact with her husband.…Continue Reading
Florida – A man is suing after an infection from a penile implant resulted in his penis having to be removed.
Back in 2007, 65-year-old Enrique Milla elected to have the implant placed to help with his erectile dysfunction. He wasn’t trying to make his dick bigger than it was when it worked, he just wanted the betraying bastard to work, period.
This particular procedure involves inflatable balloons inserted in the two tubes of the penis. A small pump and a reservoir of fluid are placed in the patient’s scrotum and connected to the balloons. Whenever an erection is desired, the person simply squeezes his third ball and the balloons are filled with the fluid.
Two weeks after having this procedure performed in a Florida hospital, Milla’s penis got infected and turned gangrene. Doctor’s had no choice but to amputate his penis in order to save his life. In 2009, Milla filed a malpractice lawsuit blaming his anesthesiologist, Dr. Laurentiu Boeru, and Dr. Paul Perito, the urologist who performed the surgery.
Milla, a diabetic with high blood pressure, claims that Boeru did not asses his medical condition and signed off on the surgery even though his vital signs suggested high risk the morning of the procedure.…Continue Reading
Bridgeport, CT - Former Stamford police officer, Paul Mabey, 43, pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct after having been charged for showing a photo of his penis to women during traffic stops.
According to police, on May 21, 2010, Mabey conducted a traffic stop on a woman with her 21 month-old-baby in a car seat in the back. The reason for the stop… talking on her cell phone. Court documents describe Mabey pointing out to her almost immediately that her dress had ridden up her thighs. The woman apologized and rolled her dress down. She said that Mabey replied, “No. I like what I see.”
[Cue music] Boom chicka chicka wow wow…
Mabey would then be told by the woman that he was too old. [Music stops abruptly]
“I’m only 40. That’s not old, it’s experienced,” she quoted Mabey in her formal complaint as saying.
After taking her license and registration to his car, Mabey reportedly came back and told her she should plead not guilty to the cell phone ticket and buy a hands-free device.…Continue Reading
Here, Now - Thanks to everyone who stopped by and chilled out with us last night on the 16th episode of the Pulpit of Doom that you can listen to by clicking the link or using the embedded player that sometimes works. We haven’t had that many people listening live in the chatroom in a long time.
For those of you who weren’t there, Jaded and myself discussed a handful of popular stories circulating on the site this week, including the lollipop game, pageant mom, broken penis, and the mom caught on video force feeding her kid.
We also learned that Jaded really cannot say the word penis without giggling like a schoolgirl and may have eaten a big wad of semen. Or flan. I’m still not sure which to be honest.
For those of you who were there, thanks for participating in the chat and asking questions during the podcast. Some of the questions answered where how the site got started, where the name came from, what our purpose was at the time and what our purpose is now .…Continue Reading
EL CAJON, CA – A jury has awarded a man $7 million after a motorcycle accident shortened his penis by almost 2-inches.
Back in 2007, Matthew Wall was on driving his Harley Davidson to a naval base in San Diego when a courtesy shuttle from Rancho Auto Group turned left in front of him, causing him to crash into the side of the van.
As a result, the Navy officer suffered a fracture of his pubic ramus bone and a crushing injury to his penis and damage to the nerve and arteries of the penis. *hand involuntarily cups balls, legs cross automatically*
Wall had to have reconstructive surgery performed on his penis, which was successful, but left him with a penis 1.5 inches shorter. He filed a lawsuit against Rancho Auto Group and its subsidiary, Group Auto 1.
During the trial it was revealed that the shuttle driver, Pedro Flores Miramontes, was not a U.S. citizen and was driving on an expired license. He had also received no training on driving the shuttle.…Continue Reading
Joshua Seto, 27, was walking to the store with his girlfriend, 26-year-old Cara Christopher, when he learned that just because it looks cool in the movies, doesn’t mean you should do it.
Like shooting a gun while holding it sideways, Seto learned that pointing a loaded gun at your junk is retarded when he stuck his girlfriend’s loaded pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.
Most of us realize what a bad idea this is because well, you run the risk of shooting off your dick. Which is exactly what happened when the pink gun somehow fired.
Seto was not lucky enough for this bullet to just hit the sidewalk, his foot or even his brain. Nope, this bullet hit his dick and continued through his thigh. The bullet. Hit. His dick.
I don’t even want to imagine what an injury like this looks like, but I can’t help it.…Continue Reading
Garden Grove, CA – We had a lean day yesterday, but here’s a story to make up for it. A woman in California has been arrested, charged with cutting off her husband’s penis then tossing it in a garbage disposal.
Officers were called to a home by 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker. Inside they found her 51-year-old husband tied to a bed bleeding and missing his dick.
Becker told them she had drugged her husband then tied him to the bed. When he began waking up, she used a knife to cut off his penis. Not done, she then put it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. She went on to tell police that she and her husband were going through a divorce and that he deserved it.
The poor guy was taken UCI Medical Center, where he underwent emergency surgery. I’m not sure if they were able to re-attach his dick or not, but trust me when I say that if he is like most men, it doesn’t matter if it’s a non-functioning lump of flesh that looks like a wad of chewed bubble-gum — he’d still rather have it attached to his body than gone completely.…Continue Reading
Hamilton, NZ – Given that New Zealand is a relatively industrialized and advanced culture, it is not necessary to exclude it from the happenings reported on D’D. So, it is with great pleasure that I report to you that the fine artwork of pranksters at Fairfield College in Hamilton, New Zealand – namely, the huge crop-circle-esque penises etched into the college lawns two years ago which were recently discovered to have been immortalized by Google Earth.
A New Zealand local, David McQuoid, discovered the images while scanning the neighbourhood online looking for a property.
“At first I thought it was a large piece of art work,” he said. Well… it is.
Acting principal Gerhard van Dyk (pronounced “dike” ya’ smartasses) is reported to have said that it was hard enough to deal with when the prank was pulled back in 2009. The artwork was done with vegitation killer. As such, it slowly and irreversibly revealed itself.
“There’s not really much we could do about it,” said van Dyk. “The caretaker took some more weedkiller and tried to camouflage it a bit.”
Nobody was caught so no discipline was ever meted out.…Continue Reading
Bronx, NY — A video showing a man going absolutely ‘nanners on the Number 6 subway train has recently surfaced on YouTube. There’s not much in the way of information other than the fact that the man is 41 years old, was taken in for psychiatric evaluation after he was cuffed and he hasn’t been charged with anything at this point.
For those of you that don’t want to see the unedited video (or if you just want a good laugh), I’ve provided a synopsis of the video below. For those of you that do, here’s a link, but please understand it shows a penis and that neither myself, nor DD, nor it’s affiliates can be held responsible for any injury, death or arousal that results from viewing said penis.
NOTE: Since we don’t know the man’s name, he will henceforth be referred to as Mr. Pickle.
As the video opens, we see Mr. Pickle standing inside the train, near the door, with his pants around his ankles. He’s yelling something unintelligible that shortly becomes “Ni**as!…Continue Reading
Coralville, IA – Lucinda V. Kinder, 32, has been charged with domestic abuse assault without intent causing injury after police say she bit her boyfriend’s penis during a heated argument.
Police responded to the home the woman shares with her boyfriend after receiving a 911 hangup call earlier this month. A police investigation alleges that Kinder punched the man, scratched his left shoulder, then bit his penis causing it to bleed.
At last report, Kinder was jailed on a $2,500 cash bond.
How do you bite a man’s penis to the point of drawing blood without intent to commit injury?!? I am injured by the thought of it alone.
Kansas City, MO – An unidentified woman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Monday night after police were told she shot her husband in the penis with his own handgun. The unidentified victim, a 50-year-old man, was preparing to drive himself to the hospital when police showed up. He told the responding officers that he had been in the bedroom showing his gun off to the wife while demonstrating how to use the safety. The husband said that as the wife was practicing using the safety, she accidentally fired the weapon, sending hot lead directly into his baby maker. However, a witness reported hearing the couple arguing in the kitchen, with the wife telling the husband, “If you don’t give me my card, I will shoot you.” The witness said she summoned police shortly after hearing a single gunshot. Police said they found a small amount of blood on the floor, but didn’t specify which room. After checking out the man’s injuries, police arrested the 42-year-old wife.…Continue Reading
Hallandale Beach, FL - According to police, that’s what Matthew Magnus wants to know. And after viewing his Myspace pics, I’m thinking he is in no position to show us. Matter of fact, I clicked over there thinking “huge peener!” but came away thinking “ginormous douche!” Magnus was arrested Saturday after police said he exposed himself multiple times to both adults and juveniles, asking his victims: “Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?” According to the arrest report, Magnus approached one group of kids and posed the peener question before yanking his pants down. Not surprisingly, the kids scrambled. Undaunted, Magnus approached another group of kids with the same question – they bolted before he was able to get his noodle out of his pants. All of the kids were under 16 and all were able to identify Magnus in a photo line-up. A couple of cops got an eyeful of the douche’s manhood, too. When they went to arrest him at his apartment, he was butt-nekkid and surrounded by dog shit, piss and trash.…Continue Reading
Miami, Florida – A TSA worker has been arrested for beating a co-worker for making fun of his small dick. It all started when 44-year-old Rolando Negrin, an airport screener, walked through the new high-tech scanners installed at the Miami International Airport during a training session. The scanner displayed Negrin’s unimpressive manhood and his supervisor began making fun of him about it, leading to his co-workers joining in as well (trust me kids, you never really leave High School). Angry and embarrased over the constant joking over the size of his dick, Negrin finally lost it on Tuesday. That’s when police say Negrin attacked one of his fellow screeners, Hugh Osorno, in a parking lot. The police report states Negrin beat him with his baton on the arms and back and forced him to get on his knees and apologize for making fun of him. Negrin was arrested the next day when he arrived to work and charged with assault. Normally when I go through those new scanners, they have to drag me out of it because I just stand in it thrusting my hips back and forth while winking at the screeners.…Continue Reading
Atlanta, Georgia – Listen fellas, it really isn’t that difficult. There are certain ways to meet women and certain ways not to meet women. So if you spy a chick out in public you would like to get to know better, here are a few things you should avoid doing. Pulling your dick out, walking up behind her and smacking her ass. Slowly walking up to her while rubbing yourself, leaning in and whispering, “Ya’ know, you really shouldn’t have worn that dress.” Cornering her in an parking lot and showing her pictures of your genitals on your cell phone. Stephen Joseph Woods Jr., 29, did not know of that last one and has been charged with distributing obscene materials as a result. Police say that Woods approached a woman he did not know in an Aldi’s parking lot and asked her if she “wanted to see something.” Before she could answer, he showed her cell phone images of his pecker. Police later printed three penis pics from the phone and showed them to the woman who identified one of them as the one Woods had shown her.…Continue Reading