On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.

Houston, TX -On Friday morning, Triska LaShaun Rose, 38, didn’t show up for work.  Her daughters, Briana Roberson, 15, and Maya Love, 7, didn’t show up for school.  Immediately, everyone knew something was wrong.  RoseRose reviews never skipped work without calling.  She made sure her kids were at school.  None of Rose’s emergency contacts had heard from her.  Nobody could reach her.  Triska Rose’s family called police.

Houston PD officers went by the Turtlewood Condominiums in southwest Houston once, but nobody answered the door.  Everything looked okay outside.  With no sign of forced entry and no reason to believe Rose would harm herself or her children, the police left. [Read more...]

Merton Parks, 60, is the pastor at First Baptist Church in the Town of Fine. He is experiencing a rather personal issue that happens to a lot of married couples in that he has a medical condition that keeps him from having sexual relations with his wife. In order to solve this problem, he chose a rather vanguard method of self-help and downloaded pornography…including child porn…to the church computer to help him get turned on.

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New York - Charles Plock got busted in another one of those damn online sting operations designed to catch pedophiles. Plock got busted sending homemade masturbation movies of himself to what he thought was a 13-year-old boy. But as usual, the 13-year-old boy was actually an undercover cop. Charles Plock, on the other hand, is a chaplain and youth minister at St John’s University.

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Royse City, TX – After a year-long investigation in which seasoned task force agents said “Holy crap” a lot, Methodist minister Steve Richardson was arrested Wednesday on child pornography charges. For the last two years, Richardson has been the pastor of First United Methodist Church in Royse City, Texas, a town just east of Dallas.  He is married and a father of three – two boys and an infant girl adopted from Ethiopia during the investigation into his online activities.  [Read more...]

Mobile, AL – On Monday night, Anthony Hopkins, 37, preached forgiveness at a church revival in Jackson.  Seven of his eight children sat on the front row, and Hopkins looked his kids over and asked them to forgive him for his sins, “past, present, and future.” Right after church,  Hopkins was arrested for incest, rape and sodomy against his daughter and for the murder of his wife, Arletha, who was found frozen in the family home while Hopkins was preaching his sermon.    She’d been there for as long as three years.  [Read more...]

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Kennesaw, GA - Hello, kids!  It’s time for the Magic Jeff Magic Show!  (yayyyyyy!) We’re gonna have games, and fun, and balloon animals, and refreshments!  We’re gonna talk about Jesus, and then Magic Jeff has a special surprise to show one unlucky seven year old boy right over there in the Target men’s room!  [Read more...]

Plano TX and Bryan, TX – Children of the Lord, I’m gonna preach to you now. I’m gonna speak as I’ve been led, because my heart is heavy today with the news that another of His Shepherds has tried to lead a little child astray. Yes, brothers and sisters, Joe Barron, 52, is a married couples’ minister at Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano. But people, say it with me now: It’s not right to entice a child into a sexual relationship and then drive 200 miles to knock off a piece of underage tail, can I get an amen? [Read more...]

West Baltimore, MD - A charismatic music director chosen from a national search by his large, influential congregation, Timothy D. Price III is not your ordinary child molester.  No doubt his twelve-year-old victim believed the man who raped her after BibleBible reviews study; no doubt he told her it was God’s will that she put out for him.  Price, 31, is being held on multiple charges stemming from repeated sexual offenses against a seventh-grade girl. [Read more...]

LAKELAND — Marshal Seymour, 40, was jailed SundaySunday reviews in Lakeland, Fla., on charges of using a child in sexual performance, unlawful sexual activity with a minor and tampering with evidence. Bond was set at $325,000. Seymour committed these sexual offenses while he was a volunteer youth minister at the First Baptist Church at the Mall in Lakeland. And it gets worse. In Mobile, Seymour was arrested July, 1999, on charges of second-degree sodomy and second-degree sexual abuse in connection with a 16-year-old boy. He was then working as a youth minister at Parkway Assembly of God on Dauphin Island Parkway. How was a youth minister, who was previously charged with having sex with a young boy, get another job in a church working with youth? Well, it was God's will and the fact that [Read more...]