Paulina, OR – The ignoramus you see to the left is 33-year-old Michael Sturgill. The inebriated idiot is facing numerous charges after he reportedly allowed a 10-year-old friend of the family to sit in his lap and steer the vehicle in which he, his wife and another young child were riding. I gotta say, as a driver’s ed instructor, Sturgill pretty much sucks – the girl behind the wheel ended up plowing the ’97 Kia directly into a guardrail. Fortunately, none of the passengers ended up as road kill. Sturgill and the girl were taken to the hospital by ambulance where both were treated for minor injuries. “It’s not a good thing,” said Dori Wilber, the mother of the girl steering the car. “She seriously could have been killed. I’m thankful she’s alive.” Sturgill’s wife and child, both seated in the backseat of the vehicle, escaped without injury. After his release from the hospital, Sturgill was booked on a DUII charge, three counts of reckless endangering, fourth-degree assault, two counts of felon in possession of a firearm and felony driving with a revoked license.…
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Kenner, LA - One more reason to avoid WalMart – Ricky Scott. According to police, the 55-year-old pervert has a long history of obscenity and indecent exposure charges. As a matter of fact, lisaznola posted an article about Scott in our forums back in 2008. When that particular article was posted, Scott already had 19 arrests under his belt – all for obscenity. The arrests, which date back to 1984, have netted Scott countless years of probation, a five-year suspended prison sentence and a total of 8-months behind bars. He will whip that thing out whenever and wherever he pleases – fast food restaurants, motel balconies, WalMart – it doesn’t matter. And he doesn’t care who his audience is either. Dude just can’t keep it in his pants. Knowing that, it’s no big surprise that he’s back in the news. This time he’s accused of jerkin’ off in the electronics department at WalMart. An off-duty Kenner police officer working a security detail was approached by a concerned shopper who informed him that it appeared as if Scott was crankin’ his shank while watching a young boy.…
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Lancaster, California–Damn…it takes a special kind of loser to threaten the life of a teenager’s beloved dog. It takes an even bigger loser to threaten said teen with the torture of her pooch if she doesn’t put out. Authorities believe that Alfredo Dempkey did just that. The pup in question, a toy poodle/cocker spaniel mix named Pineapple, wandered away from her home last Friday evening. The teen was brokenhearted. Imagine her relief when she received a phone call the next day from a man who claimed to have found her precious pooch! That relief quickly faded to fear and disgust when the ass on the other end of the line revealed his demands for Pineapple’s safe return. …
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