Minneapolis – And here I thought I was done for the day. But I couldn’t let this one go. police were called to the apartment of William Hurley apartment on on a child abuse call. When they arrived, they encountered a 10-year-old boy who claimed he had been beaten by his father for being in his mother’s bedroom. The boy hid under a bed, but Hurley threatened to kill him if he didn’t come out. When he did, Hurley burned him on the leg and arm with a hot iron. When the boy ran out of the apartment screaming for help, his mother allegedly pulled him back inside and let Hurley whip him with an extension cord. Out of desperation, the boy hid in the oven, but had to climb out after Hurley turned the oven on. You would think this story couldn’t get any more ridiculous and rage inducing, but it does. [Read more...]

Bronx, NY –  Cheyenne Cherry is a 17-year-old teen who readily admits that she hates cats.  Some people like cats, some don’t, but they usually won’t kill them in slow hideous ways, unless they are a serial killer in the making. Cherry was hating on her ex-roommate Valerie Hernandez and decided to get some revenge, a “prank” she is now calling it, for whatever reason. [Read more...]

It’s Thanksgiving again!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – We here at the Dreamin’ Demon love the holidays.  Not just because we get to take the day off and indulge in hookers and blow, but also because it’s a time for peace, love, harmony, and a bunch of other sentimental crap.

We’ll be way busy next week, posting stuff about women beating their men with fry cookers, and men beating their women with turkeys, and no doubt somebody will shove something – or someone – into an oven.  So in honor of this festive occasion, we have compiled one of our Awesome D’D Top Five Lists:  The Top Five Stories About Ovens… and the victims people put in them.  Or on them.  You’re welcome, internet!

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Update: 04/07/09-The person responsible for putting HulkHulk reviews in the oven has been arrested. Terry Kleiman, Alex’s ex, has been charged with felony counts of animal mistreatment and burglary. More at end of article.

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GREEN BAY, WI – Well, I didn’t think we would have TWO stories about this kind of shit this year, but another dog has been found dead, cooking in an oven. Alex Rouse (call me) came home to a smokey home the other day to find her 5-month old Pekinese/poodle puppy named Hulk, cooking in a hot oven.

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DILLON, SC - Bonnie Bowens returned from church last Wednesday only to return home to find her trailer door open and the contents ransacked. She then called for her dog, Penny, whom she had only owned for 2-months. Penny didn’t come, but it was at that point Bonnie noticed the smell, the oven light on, and a chair propped against the oven’s door.

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AIRMONT, N.Y. (AP) — Tiffany Fraser, 26, (pictured left) has been arrested for stuffing her 7-year-old son in a hot oven as punishment for losing a cell phone. She pleaded not guilty to second-degree assault, a felony, in Village Court. She previously had been charged with a misdemeanor in the case. Also charged in connection to the incident is Joelle M. Lherisson, 37, (right) the child’s day care provider. She was charged with a misdemeanor count of failure to report child abuse. She has pleaded not guilty. Her license to operate a day care facility at her house has been revoked by the state.

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