Tigard, OR – It’s a damn good thing most kiddy diddlers are stupid – otherwise, parents and law enforcement would never catch on to their skeevy ways. Take Darrick Haaby, for instance. This shit-fer-brains is accused of e-mailing his friend’s 9-year-old daughter, since early September, asking her if she would have sex with him. One of his first e-mails allegedly read, “Do you promise to have sex with me? Please answer then erase this letter and don’t tell anyone.” The child refused his advances, but obviously didn’t inform her parents because the e-mails continued. At one point, authorities believe Haaby tried to get to the child by using her younger sister. “Your sister will also start going through the same thing you will … when she is ready, I may have her be with me,” he wrote. She kept refusing and he kept typing – digging himself a deeper hole. [Read more...]

Newberg, Oregon – Hold on to your tummies, Demonites and Denizens – I’m on a vomit-inducing roll this a.m. On September 4th, a 15-year-old girl reported to police that 44-year-old Darrin Daily had plied her with marijuana and alcohol before having sex with her. After obtaining a warrant to search Daily’s home, investigators seized his computer and other media storage devices and discovered the 15-year-old girl wasn’t his only victim. Forensic investigators reportedly found numerous photographs of a 14-year-old girl engaged in sex acts with Daily, as well as with several different adults. There were images of her being raped while tied up. There were images of the young teen having sexual intercourse with a dog. OMFG. That ain’t all, Demonites – there were also pictures of a 4-year-old child being sexually assaulted. [Read more...]

Portland, Maine With the landscape of Maine, it’s no wonder people flock to the state to enjoy a little natural beauty. The National Park Service has been working for many years to improve the facilities within the public access areas, things to increase traffic and entice families to come visit…to explore the great outdoors. As an avid camper, I can attest, the one area where they’ve made improvements are the pit toilets. There’s still a long way to go though. I really thought I could speak about this at length but after reading about Gary Moody, um, he wins hands down. I swear I would have noticed him standing in the bottom of that open pit of sewage…I make no apologies – I do look before I sit. [Read more...]

Williams, Oregon - I just can’t pass up a story about nudity – especially nudity coupled with a bit of craziness. My over-active imagination goes into overdrive and I sit here and laugh until I tinkle or dry heave until my guts hurt. What is it about aesthetically challenged folks and their desire to get nekkid and create havoc and mayhem? We have featured many nekkid people on this site, both on the front page and in the forums, and not a single one of them is easy on the eyes – and Raymond Roberson is no exception. On Sunday afternoon, for reasons known only to Roberson, he got a bug up his butt and began threatening to blow up his van – then it got weird. [Read more...]

Portland, OR- I don’t know who it was that lied to 23-year old Rodolfo Claudio-Marquez and told him he is the shit when it comes to romancing the ladies, but whoever it was needs a good kick in the nads.  Around 7 p.m. on Monday, a 17-year old girl was riding a Trimet bus toward home when Claudio-Marquez began flirting with her. The girl ignored Claudio-Marquez’s advances and when she got off at her stop, the persistent Romeo followed her. The girl told Claudio-Marquez several times to leave her alone as she walked toward her house, but he refused and even offered to buy the girl alcohol. [Read more...]

Salem, OR – To know that one of your neighbors has secretly been pawing around in your frillies is unsettling. To know that one of your creepy neighbors has actually been wearing your frillies is nauseating. To actually witness one of your creepy neighbors standing in your garage while wearing your frillies, that is puke inducing. Please meet Randall Giesbers. Handsome lookin’ fella, ain’t he? Randall loves the ladies frillies – they make him feel all schmexy and stuff. He was more or less busted in the act Monday evening. Not only busted breaking into someone’s home, but he was also found to be wearing the victims girly underthings. Gross. That, however, was just the tip of the skeevy iceberg. [Read more...]

Portland, OR - Break-ups, most of the time, suck ass. Though sometimes a break-up could be considered cause for celebration, there is usually one ‘injured’ party in the situation -  the ass who is the most ass hurt in the whole thing. The ass in this story is Cory Vaughn. Wednesday evening, Cory allegedly got a little rough with his girlfriend’s puppy. When his girlfriend stepped up to protect her critter, Cory turned his anger on her. The girlfriend told authorities that Cory slapped her, pushed her down, and tried to choke her. Cory eventually fled the apartment, and the girlfriend, knowing that Cory had a key to her home and may return to finish the job, left to spend the night with a friend. A short time later, a neighbor called to inform her that her apartment was on fire. Right before she called 911, she scrolled through her text messages and soon discovered who the culprit was and the lengths he would go to to hurt her. [Read more...]

Portland, OR – A woman sleeping in the same bed as her two young children early Tuesday morning was roused from her sleep by a strange noise. When she opened her eyes, she saw a strange man standing above her – he was holding a knife. He not only threatened to rape her, he threatened to do the same to her 6-year-old daughter. As the intruder made a move toward the child, the woman screamed “No!” and suggested the man go into the living room with her so her children wouldn’t see the attack. Once in the living room, he sexually assaulted her. The intruder, a complete stranger to her, was later identified as 29-year-old Thomas Wilcox. [Read more...]

Elgin, OR- Not much information so far, but police were looking for a man responsible for the slayings of three people in eastern Oregon. On Monday, they arrested 42-year old Gregory Cook, aka Gregory Mitts, and believe he was the man behind the murders of 28-year-old Jeremiah Johnston, 50-year-old Frank Scaramuzzi and 51-year-old Shannon McKillop. The investigation began last month when the severed hand of McKillop was found in a pond on the property of the Boise Cascade Timber Company. [Read more...]

Albany, OR – Even before I laid eyes on Arlayne Curiel’s fantastical mugshot, I had to wonder if she was completely retarded or just stupid. Now, I’m thinking she’s mostly stupid with a healthy dose of retardism thrown in for good measure. I mean, what sane adult would liquor up and sexually assault a 13-year-old child, only to turn around and spill the beans about it later? On top of that, when the folks in the neighborhood called her on the pervy shenanigans, she got all offended and called the cops, implicating herself. Yes, Demonites, on SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon, the lovely lady called the boys in blue to report that she was being harassed by her neighbors for having sex with a 13-year-old boy – by Tuesday, she was sitting behind bars. [Read more...]

Portland, Oregon – Multnomah County Sheriff Bob Skipper was leaving sheriff’s headquarters in Northeast Portland Tuesday afternoon, when he spotted a young child crossing the parking lot. She was alone – no adult in sight. He approached the child and asked her where she was headed. “Let’s see,” she said. “I’m going to McDonalds.” Not about to let the little girl cross such a busy intersection, Skipper took her into the lobby where she was questioned by another officer, Lt. Jason Gates. How old was she? Five. Where was her mother? She was sleeping – she worked nights in a green building. At some point in this conversation, the child told the officers that she didn’t like her mother’s boyfriend – sometimes the things he did to her hurt. When Gates asked the child where it hurt, the little girl informed him she would have to remove her panties to show him. Gates and another deputy headed to the child’s home a few blocks away…someone had some explaining to do. [Read more...]

TUALATIN, Oregon - On June 24, Tualatin police received an anonymous tip stating that a woman, Olivia Bunn, 20, had recently enlisted the help of three men to rough up her ex-boyfriend, the father of her 2-month-old son. Michael Asberry, 20; Jeffrey Dahlke, 20; and Sampson Johnson, 21, were supposed to break into his home and give him a good, old-fashioned beat down, along with another female. Authorities did not give specifics on Olivia’s motive, aside from it being revenge for something. But people close to the case said Olivia hired the three men because she was angry with her baby’s daddy and his new girlfriend. [Read more...]

Damascus, OR- For the last year, Jeff and Traci suspected someone was lurking outside their home and peeping into the windows at night because they’ve seen footprints in their flower beds. Traci said she knew someone was coming around because she would rake the dirt and look for tracks the following day. Traci had spent many sleepless nights looking out for the peeping-tom, but never saw anyone until 2 a.m. Thursday morning when she got a feeling that someone was out in front of her 14-year old daughter’s window. Traci’s gut feeling was correct and she called 911 when she seen a man wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt looking into her daughter’s window. [Read more...]

Oklahoma City, OK This story is reminiscent of the darker writings by William Faulkner. When the news story came across the wire, shades of “As I Lay Dying” played out in my head. (If you haven’t, you must read that story.) It’s a tale of a family with a mother who lays down to die while her oldest son builds her coffin outside the bedroom window so she could approve each board used. And she does die, leaves one wish – to be buried in Missouri. Their journey begins from their home in Mississippi in a ass-drawn carriage…and it’s hot… buzzards following them the entire way because momma is now stinking to high heaven. Which is so very close to what the Wolfs must have smelled before they buried their 11 year-old daughter the first time. [Read more...]