Milford, MA – Nehemiah Gonzalez, 18, is in an ass-load of trouble after admitting to authorities that he forced a 5-year-old boy in his care to perform oral sex on him. Nehemiah, the child’s babysitter, is looking at 10 to life if convicted on the charge of rape by force. The victim in the case told investigators that Nehemiah forced him to touch his genitals and then perform oral sex. “I told him it was yucky but he said no, it’s not yucky,” the boy said. Authorities refuse to divulge how long the abuse lasted. After admitting to the abuse, Nehemiah was booked on charges of rape, indecent assault and battery on a child under age 12. Bail has been set at $50,000 cash only. If he does make bail, he will be placed on house arrest and fitted with GPS. He will be ordered to steer clear of the alleged victim and any other child under the age of 16. And he won’t be updating his MyspaceMySpace either – no computer access allowed.

CINCINNATI, Ohio - Here is one I would like help keeping updated. On Nov 3rd it has been alleged that a 13-year-old student raped a 9-year-old girl with disabilities on a school bus headed home from Roberts Paideia Academy. She states she was forced to perform oral sex on the boy at the back of the bus. If the accusation is true, then how it came to light is just as disturbing. The mother states the school contacted her two days later after they received a fax from the bus driver’s employer. “For him to wait days later to notify anyone, myself, the school, I have a problem with that. I don’t see why the bus wasn’t stopped. The police wasn’t called immediately.” Police are investigating, but no charges have been filed at this time. Although, the accused 13-year-old has been banned from school grounds. [Read more...]

Ocala, FL- The manager of a T.J. Maxx store in central Florida had a different line of work in mind when a 17-year old boy recently dropped off a job application at his store. On Sunday around 3:45 p.m., the manager of the store, James Murray, sent the teen a text message that asked, “What would u think about maybe doing some work for me personally. It would pay 300-500. Let me know. Phil.” The eager teen called Murray to inqure about what kind of work he was offering to pay for and Murray informed the boy that it would be for oral sex. The freaked out teen put Murray on speakerphone so his friend could listen in on the conversation and after the call ended Murray continued to send the teen text messages. [Read more...]

Prunedale, California I don’t think Jonathan Lowell has done much to help the derision Prunedale and the residents have endured for quite sometime. At the time of the town’s founding, Plum trees were grown early on but due to poor irrigation and fertilizer they died out. Locals often refer to Prunedale as “Prunetucky”, a not-so-nice stereotype of the populace, which were mostly immigrants from the Dust Bowl – from the Rural Midwest and Southern states. (“Okies”) With this current news story, I somehow don’t believe the fine folks at the Prunedale Chamber of Commerce will be slapping Jonathan’s face on any tourism pamphlets nor sending a thank you basket of fruit for bringing their town’s name to the headlines. Not after his naked meth’d-out antics. [Read more...]

Oklahoma City, OK–Times are tough in this economy…unless one is rife with cash, there just isn’t a whole lot of dough for the ‘extras’ anymore. People are cutting expenses everywhere. They are cutting back on vacation time, using public transportation to save gas, watching movies at home instead of at the cinema, etc. Hookers, I’m sure, are feeling the pinch as well. Unless they are offering a buy-one-get-one-free deal or accepting coupons, it must be tough to make a buck. Lahoma Sue Smith has it all figured out though. She isn’t going to let the economy slow her down. Hell, she’ll blow ya for snacks! [Read more...]

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Deltona, FL–Some things in life just aren’t fair. Your wife agrees to a little oral after an evening of drinking at the local pub. She has assumed the position and things are heading in the right direction. You kick back, relax, and start enjoying the ride. Then….CHOMP! Maybe you say, ‘Hey baby, easy with the teeth, K?’ Then…CHOMP CHOMP! Now your brain is sending out signals that something is waaaay wrong with this usually enjoyable situation, the family jewels are in danger!

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