OKLAHOMA CITY – Oklahoma police say the suspect in the deaths of four people has turned himself in. 28-year-old David Allen Tyner surrendered to the Mayes County Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday and now faces six murder charges. He is a suspect in the deaths of Jennifer Lynn Ermey, Casey M. Barrientos and Millie Barrera and 22-year-old Brooke Phillips – one of the prostitutes featured on the HBO reality series “CathouseCathouse reviews.” On November 9, their bodies were found in a burning home where Phillips and Barrera had been shot to death – Phillips was shot six times. Both women were pregnant (hence the six murder charges.) A motive is not known at this point, but Tyner supposedly knew one of the victims. There may be more arrests to come as police do not feel Tyner acted alone. Radar Magazine has a lot of articles about this case and it looks like Phillips hung out with a pretty rough crowd. I’m not familiar with Phillips or the show “Cathouse” and I’m lazy. Anyone care to enlighten? [Read more...]

Owasso, OK - Police were called to the home of Garold and Sherry McMillian over the weekend after neighbors reported seeing the couple’s two adopted teens standing outside in the cold, wet, drizzle. When the children were found at 11:00 SaturdaySaturday reviews evening,  temps were reported to be in the low 50’s – a 14-year-old girl was found shivering and shoeless, her 15-year-old brother was trying to keep warm and dry in an open air fort in the backyard. Police learned the children were asked to leave the home at about 4:00 that afternoon, when their asstastic parents took their two bio-children out for dinner and a movie. The house was locked up tight and the teen girl told officers that this was a regular occurrence. Officers noted the couple’s pet had access to food, water, and a warm environment, but their non-bio kids were left to soak and starve in the rain for 5-6 hours. Nice. [Read more...]

Carter County, OK - What in the hell is going on in Carter County? While I was researching a story about a woman drugging and raping a 13-year-old boy, I came across another story, from the same county, where a man stands accused of raping a 13-year-old girl. Both arrests were made within a week of each other. So, to kill two pervs with one stone, I’m gonna post ‘em both. First we have 19-year-old Garen Thompson. Garen is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl last Monday. He was arrested and charged after the girl reported the rape to a teacher – now both he and his fantastical hair are being held at Carter County Detention Center on $20,000 bond. Diana Mills, 37, is accused of plying two teen boys, ages 13 and 15, with drugs and alcohol and admits to having sex with the 13-year-old. She told officers that she thought the boy was 16 the first time they had sex, but was well aware of his age the next couple of times she rolled him in the hay. Is believed that she allowed the boys to come to her home where she supplied them with prescription drugs and alcohol. Yes, even she knows one must be FUBAR to hit that. Diana Mills was arrested last Tuesday and is also being held at Carter County Detention center – she’s looking at charges of first-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As far as I know, bail has not been set. Mugs guaranteed to please after the jump. [Read more...]

Claremore, OK – With friends like Preston Dohrer, you might want to think about a life insurance policy. Or, hey, how about a whole new class of friends? As is evident in Preston’s Myspace pictures, he likes to party. And set shit on fire. And, as is evident with his dead friend, Michael Duke, Preston also likes to play with guns. Emergency personnel were called to Preston’s residence at about 1:45 SaturdaySaturday reviews morning. When they arrived, they found 20-year-old MichaelMichael reviews laying on the living room floor bleeding out of the gunshot wound to his forehead. Seems the boys had been drinking that night and horsin’ around a bit. WitnessesWitnesses reviews told police the two were involved in a bit of “horseplay” and were “playing around with each other and playing with knives.” Sounds like a rip-roaring good time to me! Let me grab my Ginsu! A witness to the horseplay told officers that Preston walked into his bedroom, returned to the living room, pointed a pistol at Michael’s head, and pulled the trigger. wOOt! What. Fucking. Fun. Now Michael Duke is dead and Preston Dohrer is charged with second-degree murder and feloniously pointing a weapon at another person. Bond has been set at $250,000. Great video of Preston “pissing fire” after the jump. I must warn you though, after viewing the video, I seem to have lost 3.5 IQ points. [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK - Having spent time in prison for sex crimes against children, Johnnie Joe Hobbs had no desire to revisit the Gray Bar Hotel. As a matter of fact, when the convicted sex offender discovered his parole was about to be revoked, he got a little hot under the collar. Tulsa County sheriff’s deputies paid a visit to Johnnie Joe Thursday afternoon to serve three protective orders – tagging along were officers from the state parole board who were there to haul Johnnie Joe back to the slammer on a parole violation. Officers spotted him sitting in a cargo van parked in his cluttered yard – as they approached the vehicle, Johnnie Joe slammed the door, doused the inside of the van with gasoline and lit it up. [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK – Have you ever had one of those days? The kind of day where everything and everyone just annoy the shit out of you? Have you ever been so annoyed and pissed off that you just wanna beat the hell out of someone with a harmonica? No? Am I the only one with that strange urge? Nope. Meet 52-year-old Decai Liu. He must suffer from intermittent harmonicidal urges as well. According to police, Liu’s roommate was preparing for work on SaturdaySaturday reviews when Liu barged into the bathroom and started whalin’ on him with a harmonica. When officers arrived at the home, they found the roommate bleeding from cuts to his head and face – he told police, “I don’t know what his problem was.” (Maybe it wasn’t the roommate he intended to injure, but the harmonica. I feel the same way about banjos – I see or hear one, I want to kick it). Anyway, to make matters worse, Liu put up a fight when it was time to get cuffed and headbutted an officer. Out came the pepper spray – down went Liu. On Thursday, Decai Liu was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest. Bail was set at $6,500. There is no word on the extent of the roommates injuries. Now, let the puns begin…  [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK- My child came up missing once when he was 4 years old. He was on the back patio playing. I went in to get him some juice and when I came back out, he was gone. I panicked. I couldn’t believe he disappeared that freaking quick. I immediately ran around the side of the building to find his bicycle lying on the ground next to the road and no sign of him. It felt like the world stopped spinning. The playground was empty, the parking lot deserted, and the eerie stillness that hung in the air that sunny morning surrounded me like a heavy fog of despair. I immediately called 911 while I banged on my neighbors’ doors, desperate to end one of my worst nightmares. He was found a short time later inside the house of his friend and I cannot begin to express the overwhelming relief and joy that rushed through my body. I imagine the parents of a 2-year old girl who disappeared on Wednesday evening experienced everything I did, except for when they learned where their child was found. [Read more...]

Oklahoma City, OK- 25-year old Jeremiah Stepetin was arrested last Thursday at the Tinker Air Force Base after deputies responded to a call on child abuse. The officers found two children, Stepetin’s step-kids, covered with bruises after being beat with a strip of metal from a dry erase board.  The children, ages 9 and 6, were taken to the hospital where doctors found contusions caused by blunt force.  A 3-year-old, Stepetin’s biological child, was also taken and found to have bruising from prior incidents. Stepetin is being held on $30,000 bond. The arrest report listed his employer as the United States Navy. All three children will remain in state custody pending a hearing by the Department of Human Services.  Fucking asshole needs to be beat with a piece of metal as well…like a crow-bar.

Wetumka, OK – Even after researching the facts of this story, I’m still sitting here, eyebrows scrunched, head tilted, a dumb ass look on my face, asking myself, “What. The. Fuck? I don’t get it.” For some strange reason, known only to Christopher Lewis and the supposed victim, he found it necessary to lock a 16-year-old girl in a tool box so he could have a drink. The alleged tool box is mounted in the back of a pickup truck parked in front of the residence in which Lewis wanted to imbibe. The girl was allegedly locked in the tool box from 10:00 p.m. on July 28 to 2:00 p.m. on July 29. At some point, while she was locked in the box, Lewis allegedly heated a screwdriver with a torch and held it to the girl’s crotch. Again – WTF? [Read more...]

Beggs, Oklahoma ” WalkingWalking reviews like a man, hitting like a hammer  She’s a juvenile scam, never was a quitter.  Tasty like a raindrop, she’s got the look.” (”The Look” Roxette) I can’t figure out which one of these beauties actually thought this, but from a police statement, at least one of them thought “that it brought her back to her teenage years. And that she got ‘that look”. Hahaha! Those two sentences cracked me up. The look of what, exactly? Someone rode hard and put away not only wet, but mildewed? And it doesn’t speak very highly of the teenage years when even then, you may have had to bribe boys with booze and drugs to get laid. And although these two gals were out of school by a few years (at least), their choice of partners weren’t. [Read more...]

MIDWEST CITY, Oklahoma - Not a lot of info out on this one yet, but a 72-year-old foster mother has been accused of repeatedly branding her 9-year-old foster child as punishment for stealing. Chief Brandon Clabes, Midwest City Police Department, said “The foster mother accused him of stealing money from her. At that point she took this potato masher, heated it on the stove to where it was red hot & branded him.” But she didn’t do it once, she did it multiple times. Joycelyn Louis told the child to tell anyone who asked about the injuries that it was an accidental burn.  The boy suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns and is back in DHS custody. Police are waiting for a warrant for Louis’ arrest. Holy shit, got some video for ya after the jump: [Read more...]

Henryetta, OK – Bruce Lynn Shelley is a 20 year veteran educator and was recently hired as a superintendent.  After only 2 weeks on the job, and during the summer even, he’s been suspended and may be permanently dismissed.  A school superintendent. Fired. During the summer.  How the hell does that even happen?  Aren’t school officials off during the summer?  In the famous words of Smokey from the movie FridayFriday reviews, “You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.”  Truer words have never been spoken.  Shelley was suspended and will in all likelihood be fired because has been charged with the rape of a 5 year old relative.  Stupid motherfucker. [Read more...]

Bartlesville, OK – Some people really can’t handle their liquor and feel the need to make complete asses of themselves in public. For instance, we have Gene Lee and Geneva Curtis, a couple of drunk morons who have been blessed with the ability to breed. The two of them have three children – a 17-month-old and 9-month-old twins. Last Saturday, the inebriated couple were taking a walk with their brood when the toddler made a run for it and dashed out onto one of the busiest streets in Bartlesville, nearly getting hit by a car. According to witnesses, ma and pa didn’t seem to be too concerned over the child’s mad dash, they were too busy bitchin’ at each other. A couple of bystanders made a comment that the couple should “watch their kids better.” Well, Gene and Geneva got a tad offended by those comments – the shit hit the fan – and the kids hit the pavement. [Read more...]

Oklahoma City, OK - There is still very little information on this one, but the few tidbits I could find were plenty terrifying. It all began with a frantic call to 911 early Friday morning: “There’s a woman naked in the apartments, screaming with a baby. She’s like completely naked with a baby – and the baby is also with no clothes,” the caller said. “She walked towards the Circle K store that’s right on the corner. She was like screaming, screaming very loud. She’s, like, crazy out there. I’m worried because she has her baby with her.” I’m thinking that ‘crazy’ would be an understatement in this case. A short time later, the woman’s 5-month-old baby boy was found in a trash can. He had been stabbed multiple times. [Read more...]