Sutherland, Nebraska – Labor Day is celebrated by most Americans as the symbolic end of summer (and beginning of football season). Since it does mark the end of the warm season, families sometimes gather up their children for one last little trip before school goes into full swing. Those people who do stay home may take part in marching in or observing a Labor Day parade in their town. But guaranteed, this three day weekend isn’t fully celebrated unless you’ve cooked out over the grill at least once, inviting family and friends to eat well, drink some beers, and share a sense of camaraderie. Except at the Goodwin house. 22 year-old Angus ruined the fun when his girlfriend took off, he threatened his buddies, and then beat the piss out of his father. [Read more...]

Lincoln, NE – It’s a good thing that most pervs are stoopid. If they excelled at their ‘craft,’ they might get away with their pervy shenanigans forever and no one would be the wiser. Gregory Tyrrell? Luckily, he’s one of the stupid ones. Gregory, a level-three sex offender who has spent years behind bars for burglary and sexual assault, is accused of walking into the woman’s locker room at a couple of different health clubs on more than one occasion. Now, he didn’t just breeze right through the locker room door to get an eyeful – he was way too sneaky for that. What he did, and bear with me while I laugh my ass off, was wrap himself up in towels, from his head to his knees with just his eyes visible, and he’d saunter into the locker room like that. Well now, that wouldn’t look suspicious at all, would it? The dude is 6′2″ and 170 pounds with hairy man knees. He seriously thought no one would catch on? Please. [Read more...]

Sumner, Nebraska – After researching this story, and playing the scene out in my head a couple of times, I puked in my mouth a little. Ok, it was more than a little. Let me introduce you to Tyler Brockman. On July 4, Brockman was on his way home to Kearney after participating in a rodeo in Sumner. Well, you know how those rodeos are, right? Do you? Cause I sure as hell don’t. I’m assuming that Brockman had either had a drink or seven, is smart as a dog turd, or a combination of both, because he failed to return his horse to his trailer. Not only did he neglect to make sure the animal was secured in the trailer, he neglected to untie the horse from the back of the trailer before he headed home that evening. [Read more...]

Omaha, Nebraska “Somewhere in middle AmericaAmerica reviews” says Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows. Billed as the Nation’s third best city to live, work, and play, I’m guessing the neighbors in one residential area are questioning that statement now as the police infiltrated their block, cordoned off a house, and began interviewing them as to what they saw and when. There’s one thing about neighbors in a nice “single family dwelling” neighborhood not far from from the Elementary school, they tend to notice stuff like unkempt yards, no trash pick-up, wild parties, flies covering the inside windows of their friend’s home, a smell of rotting flesh…any one or a variation of those things. And since it’s summer, a time for school aged children to be playing outside (or at least being seen outside at some point in time) neighbors of Angela Manns sort of starting thinking something was running wacky when they hadn’t seen her 12 year-old son MichaelMichael reviews in almost a month. [Read more...]

Omaha, Nebraska–Ana Rodriguez de Lopez-Cardenas, 35, is dead – run down in front of her two young children – because Courtney Antillon is a jealous, trifling, bitch with a volatile temper. Monday evening, after being involved in a minor traffic incident with Courtney’s boyfriend, Israel Francisco-Gonzalo, Ana was standing outside of her vehicle exchanging insurance information with Israel. Courtney was driving down that same street when she noticed her boyfriend speaking to another woman. In a fit of jealous rage, she flipped a U-turn, aimed the car at her boyfriend, and hit the gas. She barely nicked her boyfriend, just running over his foot. She did, however, manage to take out Ana before fleeing the scene. [Read more...]

Martell, NE- How do you quiet a crying baby? Well, you could feed them, or rock them, or you could give them a homemade tongue piercing. I know the first two choices usually work, but the last one? Heh. You only do something like that if you want to spend some time in a concrete suite with iron landscaping and possibly,  just possibly, you hope to be one of the unfortunate few to have their ugly mug grace the front page of the illustrious Dreamin’ Demon. Seriously. It seems like people are killing for a chance to be up here. [Read more...]

Omaha, Nebraska–Denizens, feast your eyes on one bad-ass extortionist. Scary lookin’, isn’t he? Not exactly the face that pops into my mind when I think shakedown, extortion, or protection. When I look at Robert Peck, I think, ‘Opie: The Teenage Years.’ If you don’t agree to pay him for his ‘protection,’ he’ll aim his pretend gun at you! [Read more...]

North Platte, NE-  There’s not too much in on this, but what we do know is that idiots like Kevin Shannon will never learn. Shannon was awaiting trial on previous child abuse charges against his 10-year old son. On January 29′th of this year, the boy told his mother and the police that his father hit and kicked him. After an investigation, Shannon was arrested and his jury trial was set for May 26′th. I don’t know how or why, but Shannon was still able to have visitation with his son.

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Lincoln, NE–Acea Shomaker’s pussy was acting up…it was out of control. The little pussy just wouldn’t calm down. At his wits’ end, Acea figured a little mary jane would soothe the savage beast. So, he crammed the little pussy into his homemade bong.

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Omaha, NE – Gary Staton and his wife Rebel married at 18 and were prolific, producing 10 children over the course of their 17+ year partnership. Sadly, about 17 months ago, shortly after the birth of their 10th child, Rebel died of a brain aneurysm.  Any single parent can tell you that caring for one child can be difficult, and when meeting the needs of his 10 children became too demanding, Gary Staton packed up nine of them this past Wednesday, dropped them off at Creighton University Medical Center, and left. The next day, a neighbor saw him with his girlfriend, loading a blue suitcase into a car.  [Read more...]