CHARLOTTE COUNTY, FL – Neighbors say a 50-year-old Donald Hughes, a convicted sex offender, has been walking around outside his house completely naked. It happened so many times, according to them, they lost count.
Now Hughes is in jail, facing multiple charges, including probation violations.
One resident who wished to remain anonymous said she got tired of having to look away and reported Hughes to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.
“He would walk around completely stark naked and not even know he was naked,” she said. Not know? Wonder how she could tell.
The woman told reporters that she was so concerned, she trained her children to come inside whenever they saw him in the backyard. ”My six-year-old would run inside and say, ‘Mommy the bad man’s outside,’” she said. “It’s kind of become something that I’m not surprised to see anymore.”
Another witness claims that he saw Hughes sitting on his front porch in only his birthday suit, while children were getting off the school bus. We hope Hughes didn’t wave to them.
When Sheriff’s deputies questioned Hughes, he denied the accusations, and was wearing shorts and shoes, according to arrest reports.…Continue Reading
Corvallis, Oregon – The wide eyed beauty you see here is Miss Jelena Monique Taylor, 44. She likes to party Carrie style. She also apparently enjoys the recreational use of meth and getting her hair and nails did. Oh, and she enjoys getting naked.
Sadly, meth and time do not combine very well. You see, Jelena reportedl went to the salon “The Rage” extra early to make sure she got in. So early, in fact, she literally had to break in. As in the door. With a body part of hers, which made her bleed. But it seems that since meth gives those on it superpowers, Miss Jelena went all Hulk on equipment at the salon and smashed it while bleeding all over everything.
“There were broken vases, and a broken dryer. … The toilet, the shower, everything was covered in blood. It looked like a murder scene,” said salon owner Kayley Kampfer.
Oh, and she did all of this bare assed. I agree with the part where she thought: “fuck my pants” and dropped them.…Continue Reading
Miami, FL – According to police, an unidentified homeowner heard his dog making a racket at about 5:00 Wednesday morning. He walked outside to find a naked man choking the shit out of his Rottweiler on his front porch.
That nekkid man was later identified as 20-year-old Jeffery Delice.
The homeowner confronted Delice and attempted to free his dog. At that point, police say, Delice attacked, biting and choking the homeowner.
Fearing for his life, the homeowner fired his gun twice, hitting the nekkid intruder once. In the foot.
When that failed to keep the crazed man down, the homeowner shot again. Unfortunately, the gun jammed. He did, however, manage to pin the crazy nekkid dude down while family members called for help.
When police arrived, the hungry little fucker tried to bite them, too.
Delice was transported to the hospital for the gunshot wound and is expected to make a full recovery. No word on whether drugs or alcohol were involved. *coughbathsaltscough*
He’s been charged with, among other things, assault, resisting arrest with violence, lewd and lascivious behavior and animal cruelty.…Continue Reading
Meet Deni Noa. He reportedly celebrated the New Year by punching some random female driver in the eye (one of Morbid’s sick fantasies), getting nekkid, and fighting with police.
Yep, according to police, Noa approached a vehicle stopped at a red light, reached inside the window, and popped the female behind the wheel before disappearing into the night. Presumably while cackling maniacally and drooling. Maybe even skipping….
As an officer was taking the woman’s statement, he heard a report over the radio about a man lying on a roadway nearby.
The officer responding to that call reported seeing a man laying on the street all nekkid and stuff. He also reported seeing two other men at the scene… they were apparently struggling with the nekkid guy and trying to stuff him in the trunk of their car.
Turns out the two other men on the scene were Noa’s brothers. Know why they were trying to stuff Noa in the trunk?…Continue Reading
Samantha Edwards is 26-years-old, weighs 115 pounds and stands at 5′ 6″. But don’t let the small stature and those derpy eyes fool you, this mischievous mynx knows how to have a good time!
She’s into recreational drugs, cab rides around the city, shopping, and taking long walks in the park where she will get high, strip naked, and show off her va-jay-jay to strangers.
In full disclosure, she’s in a bit of legal trouble at the moment, currently spending time at one of Greene County’s finest facilities after her latest run-in with The Man. But feel free to visit her anytime between Monday through Friday, 7:30 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. — just ask for her by her new nickname “2114178.”
I’d take her myself, but my girlfriend already tried killing me in my sleep after I helped an elderly woman who was hit by a car.…Continue Reading
Denver, CO — A female passenger at Denver International Airport was detained after stripping naked at a departure gate on Concourse B, airport officials said.
According to a DIA spokeswoman, the woman was caught smoking a cigarette Tuesday at a departure gate – which are designated non-smoking areas. Airport workers reportedly instructed her to extinguish the cigarette after which time the woman removed her clothing and asked the gate agent to reprint her boarding pass.
I personally think that – with the current police state we have surrounding airline travel – when a uniformed officer demands that someone “extinguish their butt” – they should be better prepared for this sort of misunderstanding. …but that’s me.
Denver police say her nakedness was unrelated to the smoking issue – although they could offer no explanation as to what it was related. Authorities transported the woman to local hospital for evaluation.…Continue Reading
Abbotsford police – called to the car wash at around midnight by concerned neighbors – arrived to find the three reportedly ‘sore’ 20-year-olds putting their clothes back on.
“They decided it would be a really good idea to strip down and run themselves [in] the cart through the car wash. Need I say they were intoxicated?” said Constable Ian MacDonald.
The police report noted that the men made the mistake of selecting either the “typhoon” or “super typhoon” mode. Let’s all take a moment to thank the good Lord that the car wash didn’t have the dreaded “hyper-mega typhoon” setting – which is believed to have been outlawed in most Canadian provinces.
After reportedly making sure the men were not injured and after listening to their apologies for what they recognized as a ‘poor life choice,’ police sent the three men home to sleep it off.…Continue Reading
The incident began at around 3PM last Thursday, when the woman — who, at that time, was fully clothed — walked into Dragon China restaurant and demanded free food after finding the word “free” on the take-out menu.
“She asked the cashier, ‘Everything is for free?’ ” said the restaurant’s owner, Dajo Zhao. When told “no,” Zhou said that the woman then slammed her fingers down on the menu, while screaming, “Free! Free! Free! Free!”
Another customer reportedly told her that she was crazy. In an obvious bid to prove that person wrong, the disgruntled customer started throwing ‘everything she could get her hands on’ and ‘screaming with rage.’ She reportedly moved to the back of the restaurant, where she ‘pushed over equipment, threw food, and punched a chef.’
“I walked in and I saw an old lady trashing the place,” said Noreen Monier, who owns a nearby store.…Continue Reading
San Diego, CA — For days, drivers on one San Diego roadway have been subjected to the presence of a sometimes naked and sometimes masturbating man. Police, convinced that commuters were not driving in a provocative manner, issued a warning about the man with a description. He was described as a white man, between 16-24 years old, 5′ 9″, medium to thin weight, with brown shoulder length possibly bushy hair.
Authorities followed up quickly with a stakeout. That stakeout proved fruitful when, only one day later, undercover detectives saw 19-year-old Kevin Garrison take off his clothes on an embankment overlooking Del Mar Heights Boulevard.
“As they went to contact him, a foot pursuit ensued. He ran onto Ginger Glen. The officers lost sight of him. We set up a perimeter and did a yard to yard search,” said Lt. Todd Jarvis.
The search included many officers on foot interviewing neighbors and securing yards while a police helicopter was flying and observing from overhead. Police then got a break when it was discovered that Garrison cut himself during the foot chase.…Continue Reading
Bronx, NY — A video showing a man going absolutely ‘nanners on the Number 6 subway train has recently surfaced on YouTube. There’s not much in the way of information other than the fact that the man is 41 years old, was taken in for psychiatric evaluation after he was cuffed and he hasn’t been charged with anything at this point.
For those of you that don’t want to see the unedited video (or if you just want a good laugh), I’ve provided a synopsis of the video below. For those of you that do, here’s a link, but please understand it shows a penis and that neither myself, nor DD, nor it’s affiliates can be held responsible for any injury, death or arousal that results from viewing said penis.
NOTE: Since we don’t know the man’s name, he will henceforth be referred to as Mr. Pickle.
As the video opens, we see Mr. Pickle standing inside the train, near the door, with his pants around his ankles. He’s yelling something unintelligible that shortly becomes “Ni**as!…Continue Reading
According to police, video surveillance captured the teen entering the preschool on Sunday, March 6. Once inside the building, the boy apparently ransacked a few offices, stealing items such as pocket change and keys. And then it got weird…
Police say that at one point, the teen removed his clothing and began “engaging in strange behavior of a sexual nature.” As is apparent in the attached video, the mostly nekkid teen appears to be fingerbanging his ass while walking around in circles in the entryway of the building. And, if I’m not mistaken, he takes of whiff of the offending finger(s) at about 0:19. Nice.
Authorities released the video to the local news media and the boy was arrested after an alert viewer was able to positively identify him. Police suspect the boy was involved in a similar incident at the same school back in November.…Continue Reading
Witnesses told police an intoxicated Masta started cursing at three men and called them names before tossing a few rocks at ‘em. She then got butt-nekkid and threatened to kick some ass. ‘Cause that’s how we crazies do it…
When police arrived on scene, the woman was sitting on a dock near her home, wrapped in a blanket. As officers approached, Masta reportedly dropped the blanket and exposed herself to them, too.
As Masta was being taken into custody, she told deputies she had removed some of her teeth and threw them into the water. One officer reported that Masta “kept picking at her teeth and asked to use some pliers.”
A neighbor was kind enough to retrieve some clothing from Masta’s home, and attempts were made to dress the woman. She was then booked on charges of disorderly intoxication.…Continue Reading
Charlotte, NC – At around 4 a.m. Monday morning, police responding to an alarm set off at Jay M. Robinson Middle School were disgusted surprised to find 58-year-old Janice Shields inside the school…she was butt-nekkid. She told the police that she had been at a party with her husband earlier, and did not know how she ended up inside the school. They located her husband and he was more than happy to fill in the gaps. He told police that the two had pulled over to the side of the road during an argument that ended when Shields punched him in the face, breaking his nose and injuring his eye. She then got out of the vehicle naked, walked to the school and broke in. using this information, police arrested Shields and charge her with domestic assault and breaking and entering. I’m amazed the responding officers didn’t stick a stake through her heart. I would’ve probably shot her to death had I seen her walking around an empty school naked.…Continue Reading
Cincinnati – Police say that on Sunday morning they found the 2-year-old and 4-year-old children of Alex McVicker running naked on Camvic Terrace. They believe the children wandered away from their home while their 24-year-old mother was sleeping and had been unattended for nearly two hours. When police finally located her, she had no idea that her kids were even gone. McVicker was arrested and charged with two counts of endangering children with a bond at $2,000. Look, I know this is a serious matter and that these two kids could have been seriously injured or worse, but I think I am going to ask her out. The mugshot doesn’t do her much justice, but the video has her rocking some jail garb. I’m thinking she would clean up quite nicely.…Continue Reading
Cheyenne, Wyoming – Motorists began calling police regarding Armando Cano, 26, as he drove recklessly on I-80 and veered off the road, got out of his car and began fighting with good samaritans who went to check on him.
While initial reports of a butt-nekkid man driving recklessly on I-80 came in, Can started ramming couple’s car before getting inside another motorist’s vehicle and started shooting through the windows with the handy 9mm he found inside. Cano then got back into his car and took off in pursuit of the couple he rammed who were trying to drive away. Eventually, stopped his car, got out and proceeded to take a naked siesta in the middle of I-80. After a much needed rest, Cano threw an object at a passing vehicle shattering the driver’s window. One driver stopped to help Cano and was repaid with a stab to the leg with an unknown object. As a crowd of stopped, motorists grew. Like a crazy man, Cano then used a pipe to start cracking windshields.…Continue Reading
West Valley City, UT - When it comes to crazy, butt-nekkid shenanigans, Sylvina Beagley has me beat by a country mile. According to police, at about 5:00 Tuesday morning, Sylvina pulled up alongside a car parked on the shoulder. The driver of the vehicle was posting business signs somewhere on the side of the road. Sylvina exited her vehicle, butt-nekkid, hopped in dude’s ride and took off. The bewildered sign poster hopped in Sylvina’s abandoned car and gave chase while dialing 911. A short time later, Sylvina crashed the stolen vehicle into a fence and took off on foot. The cops were on her trail at that point, but had a rather difficult time gaining control of the woman. “She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers,” Capt. Tom McLachlan said. Her would-be captors shaken off, she was on the run again. This time, she plopped her naked and sweaty ass in the driver’s seat of a patrol car and hit the gas.…Continue Reading
whisperswing posted a story in the forums about LA investigators needing some help identifying the naked body of a woman that was found lying on the freeway. Police say that she was thrown from a moving vehicle and currently do not know if she was killed and then dumped onto the freeway, or if she died as a result of being thrown out of a vehicle. She has a tattoo on the middle of her upper back with the names “Kenaya,” “Faith” and “Morgan” surrounded by stars. Source – KTLA…Continue Reading
Lorain, OH – With a landlord like Ivan Rak, the idea of sleeping in a refrigerator box behind a dumpster seems not only doable, but enjoyable. According to authorities, Rak’s 37-year-old tenant/victim tells a tale just loaded with ick and WTF. This isn’t a one-time issue with the pervy weirdo, there have been several strange incidents since November. For instance, the woman says she returned home one day to find that someone had drawn her a bath. Rak, on numerous occasions, has left behind little gifts like condoms and lingerie. (Whether the items had been *gag* used or not hasn’t been reported). On another occasion, Rak left a suitcase filled with his clothing in the woman’s house – he later called and asked where he should put said clothing, to which the woman answered, “At your house.” Just last month, she arrived home to find a nearly nude Rak laying in a sleeping bag on her couch. How the woman let that shit slide for so long is way beyond my comprehension.…Continue Reading
San Clemente, CA – Police got the first call at about 4:30 Wednesday morning – Bayron Lopez’s neighbors were complaining about the volume of his music. When the cops showed up, Lopez jumped out the window of his third-story apartment and disappeared into the dark. The next call came in at about 6:00 that morning – Julie Donnelly reported that a strange man had approached her and her dog, Kokanee, in an “aggressive and threatening manner” on the street. Kokanee, a 5-year-old miniature schnauzer, stepped in front of her human in an attempt to protect her. At that point, Lopez wrapped his hands around Kokanee’s little neck and started to choke her. He hit the dog several times. He then forcefully and repeatedly slammed the dog’s head into the pavement. Lopez left the scene as Kokanee died in Julie’s arms. Just a short time later, there were several calls to the police department about a nekkid man running through the Rancho San Clemente Tennis Club while pouring hot coffee on his head.…Continue Reading
Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, Julia was not going without a fight.…Continue Reading