Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, JuliaJulia reviews was not going without a fight. [Read more...]

Williams, Oregon - I just can’t pass up a story about nudity – especially nudity coupled with a bit of craziness. My over-active imagination goes into overdrive and I sit here and laugh until I tinkle or dry heave until my guts hurt. What is it about aesthetically challenged folks and their desire to get nekkid and create havoc and mayhem? We have featured many nekkid people on this site, both on the front page and in the forums, and not a single one of them is easy on the eyes – and Raymond Roberson is no exception. On Sunday afternoon, for reasons known only to Roberson, he got a bug up his butt and began threatening to blow up his van – then it got weird. [Read more...]

Altamonte Springs, Florida Why is it that some of the best stories originate in Florida? I mean, some of the most idiotic crimes and excuses are from Floridians who don’t seem to have an ounce of common sense. Is it intense sun? Perhaps a study should be conducted regarding the constant smell of coconut butter and the affects on the typical ass-wipe’s brain. And having lived a few miles from the Florida State line in a resort town, I understand how just about anything goes. Everyday is like parade day. You surely know what I mean. People pulling the stupid stunts like walking out in front of traffic expecting the drivers of the vehicles to realize the world stops because they’re eager to get to the beach, etc. People wearing ridiculous clothes or the morbidly obese people sporting the tiniest bathing suits. (well, tiny on them) I came to the conclusion while living down there, the police really do put up with a lot of crap and look past a great deal as well. Except when it’s a nude guy making a get away on a bicycle after being chased by the father of a 14 year old girl. [Read more...]

Prunedale, California I don’t think Jonathan Lowell has done much to help the derision Prunedale and the residents have endured for quite sometime. At the time of the town’s founding, Plum trees were grown early on but due to poor irrigation and fertilizer they died out. Locals often refer to Prunedale as “Prunetucky”, a not-so-nice stereotype of the populace, which were mostly immigrants from the Dust Bowl – from the Rural Midwest and Southern states. (”Okies”) With this current news story, I somehow don’t believe the fine folks at the Prunedale Chamber of Commerce will be slapping Jonathan’s face on any tourism pamphlets nor sending a thank you basket of fruit for bringing their town’s name to the headlines. Not after his naked meth’d-out antics. [Read more...]

Michael Dick

Gresham, OR–You ever have one of those days? You’re just sitting at home, chillin’ in your bathrobe, enjoying a peaceful morning when out of the blue, a nekkid guy just walks in through your patio door. Now, ya know this guy isn’t stopping in to shoot the breeze over coffee and donuts.

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COLUMBIA, S.C. – A taxi cab driver found the bodies of a naked man and woman in one of the lanes of the 900 block of Laurel around 5:30 a.m. in Columbia City. Police state that they fell 50 to 60 feet from the Palmetto Armory Building building. Investigators found clothes on the roof of the building.

The couple, both in their early 20s, were taken to the hospital with serious injuries, and died a short time later.

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