It All Started With A Game Of Strip Yahtzee…

Muncie, IN - Amber Foster, her ex-boyfriend, and a few friends were enjoying a rousing game of Strip Yahtzee (Yahtzee? For real?) last week when Amber found herself in a spot of trouble. I guess the dice just weren’t rolling her way, because Amber ended up butt nekkid. WitnessesWitnesses reviews recall seeing Amber rise from the table and walk into a bedroom with her ex-boyfriend after she lost her clothing. Eventually, Amber’s current boyfriend found out that she had been untrue and confronted her. She cried rape. She told her boyfriend and the authorities that her ex-boyfriend had sexually assaulted her that evening. For five days authorities worked on the case – and I’m sure that during that time span, the ex-boyfriend was sweating and worrying about his future cell mate and the continued integrity of his bung hole. Authorities finally determined that Amber was a big fat liar – the ex-boyfriend was let off the hook and Amber was arrested. The 21-year-old woman now faces a charge of false informing, a misdemeanor that carries a max of 1 year behind bars. Personally, I think she should face the same damn time behind bars her ex-boyfriend would have faced had he been convicted of the crime. That’d teach a bitch not to cheat on her old man and scream rape. And how is it this woman has two living breathing human beings that want to tap that anyway? *shudder* Anyway, what say you, Demonites? Slap her little wrist and write it off as low self-esteem or should she face a harsher penalty? [Read more...]

Jacob Sexton Shoots Self In Head During Screening Of Zombieland

MUNCIE, Ind – A lot of questions and opinions with this story, but no real answers. 21-year-old Jacob Sexton got into an argument with Show Place theater employees over being carded to see the “R” rated ZombielandZombieland reviews. Sexton was home on leave from Afghanistan, scheduled to return next week. He had been drinking and was accompanied by his two brothers and a friend. Approximately 20 minutes into the film, Sexton asked to see his brother’s gun. Sexton then loaded the chamber and shot himself in the head. His brother said that, before Jake pulled the trigger, he pushed his friend out of the way so the friend would not get injured. WitnessesWitnesses reviews reported hearing a loud pop, then the Jacob’s companions screaming; one of them beating on a wall in anguish. A lot of people surprised with this one, with a lot of people who knew the guy coming forward stating that this was just a drunk kid who got stupid with a gun. But from the descriptions of his actions, it sure does seem like suicide. But either way, accident or not, drunk or not – my condolences to his friends and family. [Read more...]

Ryan Woodrum Is A Bad House-Guest

Muncie, IN–Ryan Woodrum, 21, really knows how to show his appreciation. A homeless drifter, Woodrum befriended a Muncie family and gave them a sob story about having nowhere to live other than a homeless shelter. So this kind, and somewhat naive, family took him in.

The agreement was that he would help around the house in exchange for room and board. He helped all right…he helped himself to their 13-year-old daughter. How’s that for gratitude?

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Sherri Feuston Is A Bitch With Crayons

Muncie, IN - Sherri Feuston’s son is nine years old.  On Tuesday, the little boy went to school with the word “BITCH” scratched in crayon on his forehead.   Turns out, his mother did it.  Feuston, 30, sat on her child’s chest and applied enough pressure to the crayon that the marks were still visible later in the day, when investigators interviewed the child. [Read more...]