Riverside, CA – Very little information on this one, but here’s what we got. According to authorities, on February 26th, officers were called to the home of Jeremiah Scott on a report of a family disturbance. Another adult at the home had found two little girls, a 1-year-old and 4-month-old, lying bound and gagged on a bedroom floor in the home. Both children also had visible injuries to their faces and heads. Scott, the children’s father, reportedly fled the scene before officers arrived, but was soon found in the neighborhood and taken into custody. The children were admitted to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries and are expected to recover. Scott, 23, is being held on charges of child abuse, torture and attempted murder. Bail has been set at $1 million. Judging by the guy’s creepy mad stare, I’d have to guess the fucker is batshit fucking crazy. Even if I didn’t know the story behind the mug, I’d still have the heebie-jeebies……
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Crestview, FL - Some people *coughmecough* tend to get diarrhea of the mouth when inebriated. It was just a couple months ago that I got slightly shit-faced and started running my mouth in the wrong company – I said some shit that was better left unsaid and I have yet to live it down. But unlike Brandie Gilley, the shit I let slip didn’t land my booty in the hoosegow. According to the arrest report, on or around December 11th, Brandie, 22, entered the bedroom of a sleeping 15-year-old boy. She allegedly pulled the boys boxers down and performed oral sex on him before finishing him off with intercourse. When the dirty deed was over, Brandie told the boy not to mention it to anyone because they would both get in trouble. Well, the kid didn’t say squat. Brandie, however, got a little loose-lipped with the kid’s mom some time later. While intoxicated, Brandie told the boy’s mother what went down in the boy’s room that night in December.…
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Houston, TX – Zin Zhang had a sick and fussy 4-month-old infant on her hands. As any good parent would do, Zin had the child seen by a doctor – medication was prescribed and she and the baby were sent on their way. After returning home from the pharmacy, Zin tried feeding the cranky baby. No dice…the kid was still screaming. Zin’s father took over for a spell. He managed to quiet the child, get it fed and down to sleep before taking a nap himself. While grandpa was sleeping, the baby awoke and began screaming all over again. Though Zin tried walking the baby, she just couldn’t get the infant calmed down – until she stuck it in a bucket of water, that is. Yes, authorities believe that Zin intentionally tried to drown her child in a 5-gallon bucket of water. The child is now on life support and Zin, 34, is facing one count of injury to a child. Where do these people come up with this shit? She obviously had someone else in the household she could turn to before she completely lost her damn mind.…
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Jacksonville, AR - Heather Proffitt was on a mission – she needed to find some pee. Not just any pee, she needed a cup of clean, drug-free pee. Where better to search than an elementary school? On Wednesday morning, after having breakfast with her step-daughter at Jacksonville Elementary School, Proffitt allegedly entered the school restroom and asked several children, some as young as six, to urinate in a cup for her. The children later told police that Proffitt was literally begging. According to the police report, after several students rejected her, Proffitt approached a second grader and told her “it will be our little secret.” She was able to secure a clean sample from at least one child. The police were contacted after students notified a teacher about the crazy lady hanging out in the bathroom with a cup. Principal Sonya Whitfield says Proffitt used to work in the cafeteria so she’s not a stranger to students. “We try to plan for everything,” she said. “But there are just those things you don’t expect.” No shit, huh?…
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Louisville, CO - A woman was grocery shopping at the Safeway on South Boulder Road with her infant last month, when she approached the meat counter. The helpful young chap behind the counter asked her, “Are you finding everything all right?” Out of the corner of her eye, from behind a glass door, she noticed an odd motion. What’s this? The helpful young man behind the meat counter had a wiener in his hand. Not one of those wieners made from pig snouts and chicken butt, mind you, but a wiener of the veined variety. Why, the studly lad was stroganoff while speaking to her! No. Way. The flustered woman looked away momentarily and the chap slid his beaten beef back into it’s package. She glanced over at the meat counter one more time, and dammit, there he was fappin’ his foie gras. Fed up with butcher boy’s public and extremely skeevy display of affection, the woman stormed off in search of a store manager. When confronted by police, Nicholas Lorenzo (aka Mr.…
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Omaha, NE – Last Thursday, Christina Fields took her 2-month-old son in for a well baby check-up. During the examination, the doctor felt a lump on the child’s ribcage and ordered x-rays – it was then discovered that the boy was suffering from multiple rib fractures – 13 of them, all in various stages of healing. The doctor told police that it appeared as if the child had been shaken while being held around the midsection. During questioning, Christina admitted to being frustrated with the infant on several occasions, but denied doing anything more to the child than just squeezing his tiny baby body. Investigators believe the abuse had been doled out over the last four weeks. The child was placed in protective custody and his mother in police custody. Christina, 20, has been charged with felony child abuse and neglect. Bond was set at $10,000. I remember dealing with a single cracked rib some time ago, and I gotta tell ya, it hurt like no other pain I’ve ever experienced!…
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Council Bluffs, IA – James Myers III was arrested two weeks ago after a lengthy investigation into sexual abuse allegations against him. It is alleged that on three separate occasions in the summer of ’09, Myers raped a 5-year-old girl. Though his exact relationship to the child is unknown, it has been reported that he had known her for at least a few years. Because the young victim can remember specific and vivid details and because her story has remained consistent, prosecutors have decided to move forward with the case. The investigation began in October after another child witnessed one of the incidents and reported it to an adult. And because Myers would often tape the child’s hands together in order to better control her, he is looking at kidnapping charges, and under Iowa state law, a conviction would result in a life sentence without the possibility of parole. On top of the kidnapping charge, Myers, 27, is also being charged with 11 counts of sexual abuse of a child.…
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Keenesburg, CO – Demonites, meet 21-year-old Justin Roth. He is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he has anger issues and because he’s an abusive asshole. Left to care for his 8-month-old daughter while the baby’s mother was at work Saturday night, Roth lost his cool when the little scamp wouldn’t cooperate during a diaper change. The crying child wouldn’t bend her legs when he tried to change her diaper, so he bent them for her – breaking both of them in the process. The infant’s injuries were left untended overnight and discovered the next morning when mom attempted to change a diaper. The girl cried when she was touched and her legs wouldn’t bend. A medical exam found the baby was suffering from two broken legs and had bruising to her collar bone, ribs and jaw. Roth initially told deputies that he didn’t know how the baby was injured, but soon fessed up. He admitted to being frustrated and said he may have applied a little more pressure to the child’s legs than he intended.…
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San Antonio, TX - The woman to the left is Robin Palafos – quite the picture of health overindulgence, no? You can certainly tell the woman hasn’t skipped any meals. Her fiance, Luis Valenzuela, is pretty beefy lookin’ too, as you will see after the jump. Robin’s 4-year-old daughter, however, has missed more than just a few meals – the poor kid has been starved. Authorities were alerted to the alleged neglect and abuse after the couple had the child seen at a clinic on Thursday. CPS reports that the 3-foot tall child weighed no more than 23 pounds, had sores on her hips and was wearing a diaper that would fit a 1-year-old. When questioned, Robin told police she was well aware of the child’s sad condition – stating that “it was like touching skin and bones” when she held her. Robin also informed police that the child was fed a meal consisting of cereal or macaroni and cheese just once a day. Why? Because Luis told Robin not to feed the child and because she didn’t want any arguments, she complied with his wishes.…
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Clearwater, FL – Robin Watkins, a rough-looking 35-years-old, was at her mother’s home Sunday morning when she flipped her shit. A brawl between the two ensued after Robin accused her mother of losing her keys and purse. During the tussle, Robin allegedly threatened to strangle her mom and knocked her upside the head with a phone two or three times. At some point, she went as far as taking a chunk out of mom’s cheek – with her teeth. That is some deep seated anger there, Demonites. It’s my opinion that unless you are fighting for your life, you gotta be a mile past pissed off to intentionally injure another person in such a manner. Robin’s mother, Verlynn Holcomb, will likely be permanently disfigured. Robin was booked on charges of aggravated battery resulting in disfigurement, tampering with a witness and simple battery. Bond has been set at $35,150. I’d kinda like to know what happened to the chunk of flesh. Did she spit? Swallow? Put it in a little jar for safe-keeping?…
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Durham, NC - Do you remember Crystal Magnum? Let me refresh your memory. Back in 2006, Crystal claimed she was sexually assaulted by three members of the Duke lacrosse team. The three men were were indicted on rape charges based on her allegations, but were later exonerated after the case was dismissed due to a lack of evidence. Crystal, a former stripper, then went on to author a book titled “Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Magnum Story.” Well here she is making headlines again – this time for attempted murder and an ass-load of other charges. According to authorities, Crystal and her boyfriend, 33-year-old Milton Walker, were having a bit of a disagreement. In a rage, Crystal allegedly scratched, punched, and hurled miscellaneous objects at him before threatening to stab him. She then collected some of his belongings, dumped them in the tub, and set fire to ‘em. All of these actions were carried out in front of three young children, ages 3, 9, and 10. Because of the fit she pitched, she’s been booked on one count of attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, and resisting a police officer.…
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Wesley Chapel, FL – It started with copious amounts of Natural Light and ended with the sound of urine splashing on a cold tile floor. After an evening of imbibing, Deanne Elsholz, 44, and her husband David, 50, started scrappin’. First, we’ll hear Deanne’s side of the story. “What are you doing?” she asked her husband as he drunkenly pissed all over the bathroom floor. According to Deanne, David allegedly answered her question with a smack to the head with a towel. She retaliated by throwing a glass at his face, causing him to bleed. Deanne then reportedly ran into the bathroom and “slipped on David’s pee.” While she was down on the floor, slipping and sliding, she said David began kicking her. She claims she managed to crawl out of the bathroom to retrieve her cell phone to call 911. And now, David’s side of the story. He claims that he got out of bed to pee. After taking care of business, he crawled back in bed. Deanne began arguing.…
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Spartanburg County, SC – Want your driveway paved? Maybe Billie Bob here can help you out – I hear he comes cheap – if you don’t mind getting a little dirt on your knees. Billie Bob and his partner traveled from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, to Spartanburg in hopes of drummin’ up a little work last Tuesday. The two encountered a 55-year-old woman in Chesnee and offered up their asphalt services. The woman said the sales pitch quickly took a perverted turn after Billie Bob began to make sexual comments about her jewelry. Whaaa…? Jewelry? Even my twisted imagination can’t come up with any sexual innuendos about jewelry. I must be losing my touch. Anyway, at that point, Billie allegedly whipped out his Willie and tried to barter. He told the woman he would pave her driveway for a blowjob. The flustered woman later told officers that the other man in the truck seemed pretty embarrassed about Billie Bob’s desperately sad entrepreneurial skills and sped off. …
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Ontario, OH - Authorities allege that on Sunday, February 14, Samson Ojo was watching “Did You Hear About The Morgans?” at the theater with his wife and her children, when he decided to excuse himself from the theater to rape another theater-goer. According to the 21-year-old victim, she noticed that instead of watching the movie, Samson was intent on watching her. She told police that she went to the restroom and when she came out, Samson approached her from around the corner. In a thick Nigerian accent, Samson told the woman he wanted to talk to her. He complimented her and asked for her digits. When the woman told him she had to get back to the movie, Samson held his hand out, as if to shake. At that point, he latched on to her hand and dragged her into an empty theater where he allegedly raped her. When he was through with her, he returned to his seat and finished watching the movie. …
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Clearwater, FL – On February 5th, 5-week-old Craig Wall Jr. was rushed to the hospital after he went into cardiac arrest while being cared for by his father, Craig Wall Sr. An exact cause of death has not yet been determined, but officials are calling the death suspicious. Even more suspicious was the fact that Craig Sr. had recorded himself on video apologizing for “doing something to the baby.” On February 8th, the child’s mother, Laura Taft, obtained an injunction that forbade Craig Sr. from contacting her not only because she was in fear for her life and the life of her 6-year-old son, but also because of the investigation by police “that Craig Sr. was suspected of being the one responsible for the infant’s death.” Craig violated that injunction on February 14th – the day of baby Craig’s memorial service. On that day, Craig Sr. was seen driving through the church parking lot and Taft reported that he had “flipped her off” before driving away. He was jailed a few hours later, but was released the next day after posting $1,000 bail.…
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Holly Hill, FL – It takes a special kind of asshole to punch a baby. And wouldn’t you know it, we have one right here. Meet 22-year-old John Waters. The greasy lookin’ punk is accused of punching his 3-month-old son in the stomach, twice, because the kid actually had the nerve to cry. Waters told investigators that he, his girlfriend, and the baby were napping in the same bed Monday afternoon when the baby began crying. Waters answered those cries with a couple of well placed punches to the gut. When that didn’t shut the kid up, he attempted to give the child a bottle.That, too, failed to hush the screaming infant, so Waters slapped him across the face with an open hand. At about that time, the girlfriend woke up…and she was pissed. After an argument, the girlfriend grabbed the child and left the home. Upon a medical examination, the infant was found to be suffering from five fractured ribs. When questioned, Waters admitted to the abuse and went as far as demonstrating the blows by punching his own hand.…
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Navarre, FL – While responding to a noise complaint early Monday morning, deputies heard what sounded like a large-caliber gunshot – just moments later, a screaming 18-year-old Amanda Kelly and her distraught and bleeding boyfriend, 29-year-old Randall Carter, approached them at a full run. Randall told officers that he had just been shot in the groin…specifically, his scrotum and inner thigh. When asked why Randall had been shot, Amanda said, “Because he hates him, dude! That’s it.” The ‘he’ that she was referring to was her father, 48-year-old William Kelly Jr. When officers confronted William, he admitted to shooting Randall. “I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my daughter,” William said. Recovered at the scene was a Taurus .45-caliber revolver (aka “The Judge”). William was booked on charges of aggravated battery causing bodily harm or disability, a second-degree felony. He was released the same day on $20,000 bond.…
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Merritt Island, FL – At about 8:00 Friday morning, Kathleen Aceto completely lost her shit. Acting on commands from above, Aceto allegedly entered a neighbor’s home and opened fire. Aceto, a professional shark angler, was mumbling something about being a messenger from God while she terrorized the family of four inside the home. The homeowner grabbed his own gun and started shooting back. From the 911 recording: Dispatch: “I need to know, is she on the property right now?” Resident: “Dad, is she on the property?” Another resident: “I don’t know where the fuck she is!” Dispatch: “She’s going all around the house?” Resident: “Yes. We heard shots. We don’t know where she is.” Resident: “We’re going to kill her. She’s going to die.” Due to extremely good luck or really bad aim, there were no injuries during the shoot-out. Aceto was still armed when she was arrested a short time later. When asked what the hell she was doing, she replied that God told her to do it. You know, He is always fucking with people like that!…
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Oklahoma City, OK – Police in Oklahoma City were prowling for scofflaws in an area known for it’s high drug activity when they came across 47-year-old Scott Bradley. Though you can’t see it clearly in his mugshot, Bradley has the numbers ’666′ tatted on his forehead. Attractive, no? No. Anyway, stupid tattoo aside, he was found to be in possession of marijuana. But that’s not what landed him here – what landed him here was the veritable treasure trove of weird and WTF in his jacket pockets. Along with the ganja, Bradley was toting around some women’s jewelry, a digital camera memory card, and a shaving razor. Stay with me, Demonites, the list just gets more bizarre. He also carried several pictures of young girls, four pairs of women’s panties, a digital camera memory card, and a shaving razor. And this is where I begin to have one of those WTF?! moments. There was a 3″ vibrator and a small plastic loop (I’m thinkin’ cockring). He had four condoms – three of them, used, and a partridge in a pear tree.…
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Florida Keys - Y Le, 27, hosted a Superbowl party at his place over the weekend. At around 2:00 in the a.m., Le decided the party was over and started ushering people out of his home. Vin Pham, 42, was in the middle of a card game and didn’t heed Le’s demand to kick rocks. After a heated verbal argument, Le did what any gracious host would do – he whacked Pham in the face with a beer bottle, cutting him. Pham retaliated with a wicked punch to Le’s face, dislocating his jaw. At some point in the tussle, Pham got Le in a choke-hold. Big mistake. Huge. Le reached around and grabbed Pham’s nuts and somehow punctured the sack with his fingers. It has been reported that Pham’s nut sack was damn near ripped off. Wow. I don’t even possess such equipment and I can feel his pain. In the end, Le refused medical treatment for his dislocated jaw and Pham required about 52 stitches to close the wound to his jewels.…
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