Memphis, TN — Please allow me to introduce 40-year-old Mary Magdelane Collier. She’s a pretty one, no? Collier was arrested last week after a teen boy’s mother reportedly found her hanging out in the kid’s closet. Nekkid.
The teen’s mother called police on Monday after arriving home unexpectedly to find her partially naked son and a completely naked Collier hiding out in the closet. Ugh. That’s nearly as vomit inducing as yesterday’s man/beast story.
Collier and the teen both admitted that they have been in a sexual relationship for about a month now.
Collier was booked into the Shelby County Jail on charges of aggravated statutory rape. Bond has been set at $50,000.…Continue Reading
Cincinnati, OH – According to authorities, 27-year-old Jerome Smith, a convicted felon released from his cage just 2½ months ago, is behind bars once again – this time for repeatedly beating a pregnant woman in the head with a handgun. Not much to the story, but the mugshot is awesome. Want more info? Read on at cincinnati.com. In the meantime, I’m gonna sit here and see if I can find Waldo.Continue Reading
Evansville, IN — Ricky Lee Kalichun, 45, is being held on $50,000 bond, charged with intimidation with a weapon and public intoxication, after police say he Sharpie’d his face and attacked another man with a sword. I personally feel the mugshot totally outshines the actual story, but do feel free to read all about it at courierpress.com.Continue Reading
West Union, IA - Anyone who knows me is aware that I have a fascination with unusual/bizarre mugshots, and now that you have gotten an eyeful of Tammie Sue Benson-Whitehead’s mug, you must understand why I felt compelled to post this little blurb on our front page. Seriously…it’s female and that mug easily ranks in the Top 5 of my OMFG! Kill It With Fire! collection. Let me begin by giving you a little background – 48-year-old Tammie Sue is a sex offender from Junction City, Oregon. In 2003, she was convicted on two counts of 2nd degree sexual abuse…her victim was a boy somewhere between 14 and 17 years of age. Tammie Sue is classified as Tier III, the most serious of classifications requires lifetime registration and “in person” verification every three months. I can’t seem to dig up anything on the original charges, but Tammie Sue is back behind bars for failing to register after relocating to Iowa. Acting on a tip from a concerned citizen, deputies arrested the woman on September 29th.…Continue Reading
Stuart, FL - I am a sucker for an amusing/bizarre mugshot. Out of the hundreds of shots I have collected over the years, Elizabeth Progris’ mug has gotta rate somewhere in my Top 25. The troll doll ‘do’, the facial expression…classic! And the fact that she was busted after a baggy of pills plopped out of her cooter in the jail-house shower is just an added bonus. Though I can’t seem to find any info on the original charges, Progris was being booked into Martin County Jail earlier this month and was asked if she was in possession of anything that would be considered contraband. Progris replied that no, she was not. The booking officer told her that if she was in possession of any illegal items/substance, she would face additional charges and asked if she understood. Once again, Progris denied having anything illegal. She was then escorted to the showers. While drying off, a clear cellophane bag containing several white pills fell from the general area of her snatch.…Continue Reading
Port St. Lucie, FL – Responding to an alarm at the Kiddie Academy daycare facility early Sunday morning, officers spotted a man walking out the back door of the residence armed with a broom and other miscellaneous items. When dude noticed the cops were blocking his exit, he scurried back into the building and attempted to lock the officers out. No such luck. As an officer approached, the man, later identified as 38-year-old Harold Caswell III, took a swing with the broom and hit one of the officers square in the chest. At that point, it was ON! In the midst of the melee, Mr. Caswell bonked his head and shat his pants. Officers were able to get the shitter under control with the help of a Taser gun. When asked what the hell he was doing, Caswell told officers he was in the building because he wanted to speak with someone about enrolling his daughter in the center. A search of his backpack, though, revealed his true intentions that morning – he was there for the puppets.…Continue Reading
Saint Clair Shores, MI – George Dombrosis, 65, was a neighbor, mentor, tutor and trusted family friend. Authorities say Dumbrosis befriended a 13-year-old boy who was living with an ailing father. Dimbrosis reportedly took the child under his wing, acted as an uncle, tutored him when he began struggling in school and spent a good amount of time grooming him. He gained the boy’s trust by taking him out to dinner and buying him gifts. After the child’s father passed away, Duncebrosis started in with the sexual stuff. Over the course of a year, Dickbrosis allegedly molested the boy, repeatedly telling him that such behavior was normal because he had done it to other children, even his own relatives. The teen recently alerted his mother to the abuse and she immediately called in the law. The woman told police that she tried running a background check on Dipbrosis, but it failed to disclose his past. Seems the skeevy bastid had spent time in prison on child molestation charges back in ’78 and the sex offender registry didn’t come about until ’82.…Continue Reading
St. Francisville, LA - Police say Jackson “Jack” Attuso, 8, was out enjoying an afternoon bike ride with his family Thursday afternoon, when he was brutally attacked and killed by 16-year-old Trevor Reese. According to authorities, Jack had become separated from his mother and twin brother on the trail. For reasons unknown, Trevor made contact with the child and stabbed him repeatedly in the back and chest before slitting his throat. Witnesses claim Trevor emerged from the woods, covered in blood, and said that he had “killed another boy.” Those same witnesses detained Trevor until the police arrived. In the meantime, Jack’s mother had doubled back on the trail and discovered her son’s lifeless body. Though she attempted CPR, it was too late – Jack was pronounced dead a short time later. Authorities say Jack put up a helluva struggle against his attacker. The little guy had numerous defensive wounds on his arms and a clump of the murderer’s hair in his hand. Sheriff’s deputies have recovered the knife believed to have been used in the attack and have obtained a search warrant to gather the necessary DNA evidence from Trevor.…Continue Reading
Independence, AR - The handsome young devil you see to the left is Zachary Bowers. Zachary just celebrated his 23rd birthday last Thursday, but instead of ice cream and cake, he was presented with a murder charge. Happy Birthday, Zachary! He apparently has one of those ‘instant asshole’ type personalities – all you gotta do is add alcohol. According to authorities, Zachary had been knockin’ back the vodka on June 7, and got in a heated verbal argument with his father, 54-year-old David Bowers. Though it was well known that Zachary was often violent and combative when under the influence of alcohol, the elder Bowers reportedly threw his .40-caliber Smith & Wesson at his son and dared him to shoot. Hmmm…probably not one of your better ideas, dad. Ever the obedient son, Zachary fired. David Bowers died from a single gunshot wound to the chest. Zachary fled the scene after the shooting, but officers caught up with him a couple days later. Charged with second-degree murder and armed criminal action, he sits behind bars on $500,000 bond.…Continue Reading
Long Island, NY – On May 22, Thomas Gorman and Roark Xanthos, both 18, found a 12-pound snapping turtle on the side of the road. The pair transported the turtle to a friend’s house and asked if he wanted it, but the friend declined. According to police, Gorman and Xanthos then waited around until said friend left the house. Once the coast was clear, the dynamic duo moseyed on out to the back yard and began constructing a fire pit with rocks. Once that little task was finished, they tossed the turtle into the pit, doused it with gasoline and lit a match. Once the turtle was nice and crispy, the sadistic twats decided to put it out of it’s misery by stabbing it through it’s shell with a metal pole. The morons then left the scene, leaving the turtle behind. The friend’s family called police after they discovered the turtle carcass in their yard. A necropsy performed on the critter also found that it was covered in melted plastic, leading Sgt.…Continue Reading
Las Vegas, NV – Kevin Taylor, 20, was arrested last year on a charge of child abuse with substantial bodily harm after he allegedly shook his girlfriend’s baby. Convicted on the charge, he spent 10 months is a prison work camp and was released on parole. The bastard obviously failed to learn his lesson the first time – this time he’s accused of killing his own 1-year-old daughter, Kaitlynn Taylor. According to the arrest affidavit, on June 4th, police and paramedics were called to Taylor’s home on a report of an unresponsive child. Once at the hospital, doctors discovered Kaitlynn had several broken bones, rib and clavicle, and cerebral bleeding. She was listed in critical condition. Sadly, Kaitlynn didn’t survive her injuries and died a few days later. During questioning, Taylor told investigators he hit the child with a cotton pillow on the bed. He said she began to cry and then just went limp. He attempted to revive her by gently shaking her and pouring water on her. Of course the investigators called bullshit.…Continue Reading
Curryville, MO – One of our awesome members sent us this little gem via email. Thanks for lookin’ out, faithful reader. The handsome man to the left is 26-year-old Chester Mast. Chester is accused of sexually assaulting five girls between the ages of 5 and 15 in two separate states. Three of the victims are Amish, two are not. One of those victims is his own cousin. Chester reportedly belongs to an Amish sect referred to as “Old Order Amish” – they do not use electricity, telephones or cars and they travel by horse and buggy. It was a member of that sect who initially contacted law enforcement with the allegations. (Whether it was done by telephone, smoke signals or carrier pigeon is unknown). According to authorities, Chester assaulted four of the victims in Missouri sometime between July ’07 and March ’09. On those charges, he’s facing two counts of statutory rape, two counts of statutory sodomy and one count of sexual misconduct involving a child. He is also facing sexual assault and incest charges in Wisconsin.…Continue Reading
Payson, AZ – This is one of those stories that lack pertinent information, but have a mugshot that’s just too good to pass up. Allow me to introduce Mr. Dale Warren Graham. We don’t often get to write about pervs as old as Mr. Graham – fortunately, most of ‘em are spending life in prison or have already succumbed to a dirt nap before they make it to the ripe old age of 94. Unfortunately, Graham is still very much alive and kicking. The old coot was arrested after he was found in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants. How’d ya like to walk in on that shit, huh? Whether the vacuum cleaner was his or not is unclear. What started out as a public indecency report quickly turned into an child molestation investigation. The source link doesn’t specify how authorities came about the information, but they have determined that Graham has been hangin’ out with some kiddos in the neighborhood and may have touched a couple of them inappropriately.…Continue Reading
Alliance, OH - As a general rule, those who abuse the 911 system piss me off to no end. I believe most of them should be dealt a swift kick to the ass and a punch to the throat. It could be the romantic in me, but I think Audrey Scott, bless her drunk little heart, is different. Audrey didn’t call 911 because someone was stealing her beer, nor was she calling because McDonald’s was all out of McNuggets. No…Audrey Scott was calling 911 to find herself a husband. She called a lot. Like, five times in one hour. Let’s have a look at the call transcript, shall we? Audrey: Get me that husband. Dispatch: You need to get a husband? Audrey: Yes. Dispatch: You’re calling 911 to get a husband? You do know you can be arrested for dialing 911? Audrey: Let’s do it. Dispatch: You want to get arrested for dialing 911? Audrey: Absolutely. So they did. Audrey spent three days behind bars on a class four misdemeanor.…Continue Reading
West Columbia, SC – Police say 29-year-old Jason Lemmon Sr. got all stabby with an 11-year-old kid before attempting to strangle another. According to authorities, Lemmon began the assault against the older boy by punching him in the face. He then stabbed the child in the upper torso at least three times – violently enough to break the knife. Holy crap! Psycho much? A woman and her 9-year-old son inside the home heard the child yelling for help and ran into the room. Lemmon allegedly wrapped his hands around the younger kid’s neck and tried to strangle him before dragging him outside. The kid’s mother smacked Lemmon on the head with her cell phone, putting an end to the attack. Authorities say Lemmon then ran from the scene and fled to the Columbia Metropolitan Airport where he was detained by airport police. He is apparently related to one of the kids and was a guest at the home. He’s been charged with two counts of assault and battery with intent to kill and one count of possessing a weapon during the commission of a violent crime.…Continue Reading
Indianapolis, IN – Samura Jenkins claims her 11-year-old daughter has behavioral issues and those behavioral issues have made it rather difficult to find a babysitter. I mean, you gotta pay extra if your kid is a stinkin’ brat, right? Anyway, putting her mad parenting skillz to work, Samura came up with a solution – she’d chain and padlock the kid to her bed. Brilliant! She made sure the child had access to food, water, toilet and telephone by using an extra long dog chain. She had a fire contingency plan, too. If a fire broke out in the apartment, the kid just had to pick up the phone and call her mother at work and mommie dearest would reveal where the padlock key was hidden. Unlike many of the other chained-up kiddo stories we have discussed here, Samura’s apartment was actually free of bugs, vermin, moldy food, urine and feces. While Samura may not have an issue with such confinement, the law does. It all kinda fell apart after the girl informed a friend that she couldn’t come out and play because she was chained to her bed.…Continue Reading
Polk Twp., PA – On June 6th, a doctor in the pediatric unit at Lehigh Valley Medical Center called police to report she was treating a 13-year-old believed to have been recently pregnant. During the course of treatment, the girl admitted to performing a “home abortion” with a lead pencil earlier that week. According to the criminal complaint, the girl attempted the abortion on Wednesday. By Saturday morning, she had grown increasingly ill and began experiencing contractions. When the pain became unbearable, she called her alleged boyfriend, 30-year-old Michael Lisk, and pleaded for assistance. Lisk advised her to “push hard” when she got a strong contraction. The girl eventually gave birth on a toilet in her home. She later told police the baby was stillborn. After the birth, the teen placed another call to Lisk. He told her to wrap the baby in a plastic bag and he’d come over to help. She placed the infant in a bag and threw it near a tree in her yard. Lisk later retrieved the infant and allegedly buried it near his home.…Continue Reading
Murfreesboro, TN - Ugh. This nasty puke makes me feel all homicidal and shit. According to authorities, 23-year-old Eric Massengill has been diddlin’ a 5-year-old girl and has the photos and video to prove it. The douche was booked on charges of child rape and possession of child pornography after a friend of his happened to see said pics and videos and placed a call to law enforcement. During an interview with detectives, Massengill admitted to having oral sex with the child on at least 24 occasions. In his possession at the time of his arrest, two pictures and four videos featuring himself and the child. Out of respect for the victim, I will not link his Myspace here, but I will tell you this much – he professes his love for the child in his extended network banner. His albums are filled with pictures of the girl. As a matter of fact, he has more pictures of her than her incubator does. And wouldn’t ya know it, her momma is his #1 friend.…Continue Reading
Darien, NY – The sad lookin’ fella you see to the left is 19-year-old Michael Johnson. He’s gracing the pages of our esteemed website because he’s an imbecile who obviously doesn’t think shit through. Johnson wanted to play a little prank on a buddy of his. So while his friend was sleeping, Johnson emptied an entire tube of super glue on his cheek. Johnson thought the boy would reach up to touch it and his hand would get stuck to his face. Instead, the glue ran into the boy’s eye and into his ear – sealing the eye shut and possibly damaging his ear canal. When the boy woke up, he couldn’t open his eye or hear out of one ear. Oh yeah…that’s funny shit. You know what would be even funnier, Michael? Someone gluing your dick to your asshole while you dozed. Wouldn’t that be a hoot? The 17-year-old prank victim required treatment at the hospital and will probably need to see a specialist about the ear. Johnson is looking at a misdemeanor assault charge right now, but that could be elevated to a felony if the medical report indicates there’s serious physical injury.…Continue Reading
Augusta, GA - Nothing strengthens that daddy-daughter bond like a few brewskies, no? I remember the first time I got shit-faced with my dear old dad. I had just turned 21. Dad taught me how to play beer pong and I taught him how to roll a quarter off his nose, bounce it off the table and straight into a shot glass. Good times…goood times. Jeffrey Hickson likes to throw a couple back with his kiddo, too. Difference is, she’s only 9. The child was spending time with her drunken daddy Wednesday evening when she placed a tearful call to her mother, and begged to come home. According to police, Hickson, thoroughly intoxicated himself, forced his child to drink beer and threatened to kill her if she didn’t. When he realized the child had called her mother, he drove the child out to the woods and took her out of the car. “No idea what he was planning on doing in the woods. It’s very scary. Don’t really know what was going through his head,” said Richmond County Sheriff’s Captain Scott Peebles.…Continue Reading