That’s the best picture this guy ever took.  Trust me.
http://www.myspace.com/thisdadrocks ( No.  no, he doesn’t.)
Brad’s Yahoo Profile ~~   Brad’s “Other” Yahoo Profile
Harleysville, PA - Bradley Scott Shermer, 38, is a kinky, kinky man.  Now I do not care about his procilivities in the bedroom or in front of the camera (more on that later), until [...]

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Willie Ray Edens & Neisseria gonorrhoeae, the bacterium causing gonorrhea
Lufkin, TX - Last month, a mother took her 2-year-old daughter to an emergency room, where it was discovered that the child had gonorrhea.
As you may know, a woman can pass gonorrhea onto her baby as it passes through the birth canal, causing an eye infection. [...]

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Forrest City, AR - It seems to me that no matter how much of a dirtbag, slime-sucking, dickwad, waste-of-space piece of shit a guy might be, there has to be at least the smallest bit of pride when the orifice in which he stuck his dick nine months ago produces a brand-new little person into [...]

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UPDATE: Dennis Erik William Becker, 41, has been charged with first-degree statutory sexual offense and second-degree kidnapping.

Say cheese you pervy bastard
Concord, NC - This week’s Weekly Wal-Mart Weirdo is an as-yet unidentified man in his 40s who sexually assaulted an 8-year-old boy at a North Carolina supercenter on Sunday evening.  The boy was in a [...]

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Oak Harbor, WA - Nathan Martinez, 21, seemed like a good guy to the church members at Living Faith Christian Center in Oak Harbor.  He seemed like such a nice, Christian young man that many church members allowed him to babysit for their children.  See where this is going?  Yep.  Thirty counts, kids. 

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http://www.myspace.com/wowmagicjeff
Kennesaw, GA - Hello, kids!  It’s time for the Magic Jeff Magic Show!  (yayyyyyy!) We’re gonna have games, and fun, and balloon animals, and refreshments!  We’re gonna talk about Jesus, and then Magic Jeff has a special surprise to show one unlucky seven year old boy right over there in the Target men’s room! 

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Melinda Hinson
Once upon a time, Melinda Denise Hinson lived in Henderson, Kentucky, where she attended North Middle School. But about six months ago, Melinda moved with her mother Rhonda McNallin and older brother Cody to Panama City, Florida, to be with Rhonda’s boyfriend. I imagine moving from Henderson (which doesn’t exactly come across as cosmopolitan [...]

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Lawrence “YEAH YOU KNOW IM SEXXY” Auler
Anderson, IN - On his MySpace profile, Lawrence Eugene Auler, 44, describes himself as having “A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR” and “SEXY LOOKS.” I have to question the accuracy of that, cuz he sure ain’t got sexy looks, and he also says he weighs 280 pounds. AS IF! I [...]

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