Marvin Davis, Joshua James Killed the Pizza Guy

Mobile, AL - If you want to spend many happy years eating Domino’s Meatzza Pizzas, for god’s sake don’t kill the pizza delivery dude!   Marvin Davis, Joshua James, and an unnamed friend missed this crucial life lesson: on FridayFriday reviews night they shot and killed their pizza man. [Read more...]

Anthony Hopkins Froze His Wife

Mobile, AL – On Monday night, Anthony Hopkins, 37, preached forgiveness at a church revival in Jackson.  Seven of his eight children sat on the front row, and Hopkins looked his kids over and asked them to forgive him for his sins, “past, present, and future.” Right after church,  Hopkins was arrested for incest, rape and sodomy against his daughter and for the murder of his wife, Arletha, who was found frozen in the family home while Hopkins was preaching his sermon.    She’d been there for as long as three years.  [Read more...]

Riva Higgins and Ruby Bonds Are Idiots

Shavon Riva Higgins and Ruby Marie Bonds

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Mobile, AL – It’s not that hard to figure out, people.  You’re going to Wal-Mart, perhaps to buy all the pseudoephedrine the pharmacy will sell you.  It’s ninety degrees outside.  Do you:  A.)  take the kids with you to use as a diversion,  B.) Take the kids with you and tell them to sit on the bench and stay put; or C.) leave them in the car in the parking lot in direct sunlight with the windows down a bit?    If you guessed “C”, then you are probably Shavon Riva Higgins or Ruby Marie Bonds.  ‘Cause that’s what they did on SaturdaySaturday reviews.  [Read more...]