Tampa, FL – Not much to say here. All you got to do is listen. Joshua Basso said he made sex calls to 911 because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free. It does contain audio of a loser masturbating, so you’ve been warned.

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PERRY COUNTY, Pa. - Eight teenagers have been charged with possessing child pornography after they were caught sexting – or for you technological lingo impaired, recording sex acts on their cell phones. Administrators at Susquenita High School caught three students with cell phones containing video and pics of other juveniles performing sex acts on each other. Currently, the law in Pennsylvania will not require these juveniles to register as sex offenders. But that may not last long as Pennsylvania is in the process adhering to federal law that would require juveniles found guilty of child pornography to register as sex offenders. If that isn’t controversial enough for people who think this is ridiculous, the law can be applied retroactively and applied to past cases. All I can say about this is THANK GOD I didn’t have a camera-enabled cell phone when I was a teen. [Read more...]

UNION COUNTY, GA- I didn’t put this one up initially because it sounded so brazen an act that I thought for sure it would have been solved by now. But as some of you have heard or read, Kristi Cornwell, 38, was taking a walk last Tuesday at around 9 p.m. While talking on the phone with her boyfriend she stated a car was pulling up to her. The boyfriend then described sounds of her screaming and sounds that led him to believe she was being kidnapped. Some of her personal items were found at the scene, her cell phone recovered 3 miles away on FridayFriday reviews. 150 registered sex offenders have already been interviewed as well as some ex-husbands. WitnessesWitnesses reviews reported a white, Suburban-type SUV and a tan or gold Toyota or Nissan compact car in the area at the time of the abduction. Anyone with any information that could help in the case is asked to call the Union County Sheriff’s Office Tip Line at 706-835-2902 or 706-835-2900.

Walker, LA – If I had a dime for every time I caught some jackass secretly looking at me while I work out at the gym, I’d be one rich sumbitch, I tell you what. Sure they feign looks of disgust or start giggling when I make eye contact, but I know they’re probably using the video to pleasure themselves later. Who wouldn’t right? I mean, it’s me! But because of this, I can relate and truly feel for the young woman who went into the restroom at Anytime Fitness where Darrel Graham had also been lurking. Luckily, this dumbass got busted secretly videotaping her with his cell phone before he had a chance to put it out on Keezmovies or something. [Read more...]

I was talking with a friend of mine about the realization of not having many old photos of any of us as teenagers to put up on our FacebookFacebook page that we, like a lot of other people approaching middle-aged, have begun to invade. But then we decided that this was actually a blessing as we would not want pictures of some of the shit we did out there for the world to see. Because you know what? Had we had cameras around at our fingertips the way kids do today, we probably WOULD have snapped some unsavory pictures that could one day, come back to bite us in the ass.

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