St. Augustine, FL- I loathe inebriated dumb-asses who are too stupid to realize when enough is enough. On the night of July 31, 57-year old George McMurrain believed he had a real emergency. He was out of liquor. Gasp! The horror! So McMurrain used the one brain cell he had left and called 911. Not once. Not twice. No, McMurrain called 911 a total of three times that night asking for a ride to the liquor store. After his third call, an officer made his way to the Budget Inn where McMurrain was staying and gave him the ride he needed…which was to jail. McMurrain was arrested and charged with misusing 911. The officer said he found a small amount of marijuana while arresting McMurrain, so the intoxicated idiot was also charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana. Dumb-ass! You can view the transcript and video of one of the 911 calls after the jump. …
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Alliance, OH - As a general rule, those who abuse the 911 system piss me off to no end. I believe most of them should be dealt a swift kick to the ass and a punch to the throat. It could be the romantic in me, but I think Audrey Scott, bless her drunk little heart, is different. Audrey didn’t call 911 because someone was stealing her beer, nor was she calling because McDonald’s was all out of McNuggets. No…Audrey Scott was calling 911 to find herself a husband. She called a lot. Like, five times in one hour. Let’s have a look at the call transcript, shall we? Audrey: Get me that husband. Dispatch: You need to get a husband? Audrey: Yes. Dispatch: You’re calling 911 to get a husband? You do know you can be arrested for dialing 911? Audrey: Let’s do it. Dispatch: You want to get arrested for dialing 911? Audrey: Absolutely. So they did. Audrey spent three days behind bars on a class four misdemeanor.…
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Aloha, OR- Every single day there are many, many phone calls placed to 911 from people in need of emergency assistance. Usually, the 911 dispatcher will ask first if the caller needs fire, medical, or police and, for most, it’s one of those three. I’m beginning to think they should add “McDonald’s Manager” to those three choices because we once again have another dumb-ass who placed a call to 911 about his food order being incorrect.…
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Fort Pierce, FL–Last week, the Fort Pierce Police Department received three harrowing, terrifying 911 calls. The woman who placed those calls, Latreasa Goodman, was frantic…she wanted help and she wanted it now! The emergency? McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets. *gasp* That poor, poor woman. No one should have to experience a tragedy like that. …
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