David Ranck Pitched A Fit

Miami, Florida–David Ranck has been a Miami-Dade County prosecutor for nearly 30 blissful turbulent years. Back in 2005, he was disciplined for cussing out a defense lawyer during a murder case…a mistrial was declared and the accused killer was freed by an appeals court earlier this year. Last August, he filed a lawsuit against his ‘higher-ups’ claiming he was unfairly suspended without pay for 30 days after he posted an internal memo on a legal blog. And what, pray tell, landed him here? Well, he’s here because he’s accused of slugging a pizza delivery woman. [Read more...]

Never A Bridesmaid, Always A Bitch

Hebron, IN–Do you have one of those people in your family? You know, the batty relative that no one wants to invite over for Christmas, birthdays, or weddings? When he/she does manage to arrange an invitation, everyone points and asks, ‘Who invited that asshole?’ Annmarie Bricker, 23, is that asshole. Uninvited to her sister’s wedding, Annmarie pitched a fit and ruined everyone’s day.

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