Minneapolis – And here I thought I was done for the day. But I couldn’t let this one go. police were called to the apartment of William Hurley apartment on on a child abuse call. When they arrived, they encountered a 10-year-old boy who claimed he had been beaten by his father for being in his mother’s bedroom. The boy hid under a bed, but Hurley threatened to kill him if he didn’t come out. When he did, Hurley burned him on the leg and arm with a hot iron. When the boy ran out of the apartment screaming for help, his mother allegedly pulled him back inside and let Hurley whip him with an extension cord. Out of desperation, the boy hid in the oven, but had to climb out after Hurley turned the oven on. You would think this story couldn’t get any more ridiculous and rage inducing, but it does. [Read more...]

Minneapolis, MN – Chuck Lindemans hadn’t been seen for weeks and there was a weird smell coming from his home. A concerned neighbor, David Niedzielski, decided that maybe it was time to check up on the guy. He knocked on Chuck’s door and when no one answered, he kicked the door in. Upon entering the home, he noticed that poor Mr. Chuck was dead. Mortified, David immediately called 911 to report his discovery. Oh, wait a sec, this is the Dreamin’ Demon! He didn’t call 911 – since poor Mr. Chuck was laying around all dead and stuff, David decided to take advantage of the situation and relieve the dead guy of some of his worldly belongings. I mean, hell, you can’t take it with ya, right? [Read more...]

Minneapolis, MN- RSO Marcus Nelson has difficulty keeping his pecker in his pants. On May 3, he exposed himself to a little girl at the the Mall of America inside the Disney Store and asked her, “Did you see it?”. Later that day, he began masturbating on a mannequin inside Gilly Hicks. [Read more...]

This story written and submitted by our member Damaged Goods.  Thanks, DG!

Seriously.. what is that mess on Joe Rice’s forehead?

Minneapolis, MN – Joseph Conrad Rice, 63,  seems a little worse for wear. Well… he has been having an interesting time. In mid-December, Mr. Rice was arrested for trying to stiff the poor cabbie who drove his inebriated ass home from a local strip club. About two days after that, police were called to the Minikahda Country Club to pick up a drunk-again Joseph Rice. This time he apparently made “terrorist threats” to a police officer.  All reports also state that Rice reported his Mercedes stolen, but I honestly don’t know why anyone gives a shit.  [Read more...]

Stafon Edward Thompson and Brian Lee Flowers

Minneapolis, MN – Katricia Daniels and her little boy, Robert Shephard, were just hanging out at home last Wednesday night. Katricia’s boyfriend Joseph Williams was working an overnight shift, leaving Daniels, 36, at home with her ten year old son. By Thursday morning, they were dead. Now Stafon Edward Thompson, 17, and Brian Lee Flowers, 16, have been arrested in their murders. [Read more...]