St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? [Read more...]

Federal Way, Washington–I must admit, I have a very vivid imagination. Too vivid. When I come across stories like this, they play out in my head, over and over, in high def…whether I want them to or not. It’s a curse. Shit like this keeps me up at night, my brain buzzing with questions. My biggest question, in this case, is…Timothy, do you take your little show on the road? I’d pay handsomely if you would show up at my upcoming family reunion. [Read more...]

Newberry County, SC – Heather Rising had a meth lab.  Heather Rising had a boyfriend who helped her with her meth lab.  Heather Rising had a beautiful, little 3-year-old daughter with her in the home with the meth lab.  The meth lab went BOOM.  The boyfriend went BOOM.   And Heather Rising went to jail. [Read more...]

PhoenixPhoenix reviews, AZ–Baby girl Searles made her grand entrance into the world on July 17th. Had she known what she was entering into, she may have wanted to just stay put. Within hours of her birth in a filthy room at a Motel 6, she already had a taste for drugs and her mother, 21-year old Amber Searles, was using her as a human shield against police. Happy BirthdayHappy Birthday reviews baby girl!! [Read more...]

Eustis, FL – She’sShe reviews wrong. Noelle Wood, 26, might have been a good mother once. Maybe even as recently as a year ago. But a little time and lot of meth make all the difference. What probably started as a weight loss program, or a little something to get her through the day, ended this week with Noelle Wood losing her children and being charged with neglect. [Read more...]