Ivan Rak: Pervy Landlord From Hell

Lorain, OH – With a landlord like Ivan Rak, the idea of sleeping in a refrigerator box behind a dumpster seems not only doable, but enjoyable. According to authorities, Rak’s 37-year-old tenant/victim tells a tale just loaded with ick and WTF. This isn’t a one-time issue with the pervy weirdo, there have been several strange incidents since NovemberNovember reviews. For instance, the woman says she returned home one day to find that someone had drawn her a bath. Rak, on numerous occasions, has left behind little gifts like condoms and lingerie. (Whether the items had been *gag* used or not hasn’t been reported). On another occasion, Rak left a suitcase filled with his clothing in the woman’s house – he later called and asked where he should put said clothing, to which the woman answered, “At your house.” Just last month, she arrived home to find a nearly nude Rak laying in a sleeping bag on her couch. How the woman let that shit slide for so long is way beyond my comprehension. Especially after seeing that all nekkid and stuff.  [Read more...]

“Get Off The Phone, Stupid!”

Keizer, OR – On November 9th, a woman called Keizer police to report that she had been shot at by an older man driving a Jeep Cherokee. The woman stated that she was driving down the road with her baby on board, talking on her cell phone, when the man in the Jeep sped up next to her and started screaming. In a matter of seconds, the crotchety old coot had whipped out a gun. The woman thought for sure she was gonna die when he pulled that trigger – but, instead of a bullet whizzing through the window and into her skull, a BB harmlessly pinged the window and bounced off. Fast forward to NovemberNovember reviews 16 – Keizer police received a similar call about a man threatening a woman on a cell phone. This time, though, before whippin’ out his BB gun, he whipped out a sign that said, “Get off the phone, stupid!” (Raise your hand if you’ve been tempted to do the same damn thing). According to the second female caller, the man waved his finger at her then reached for his gun, waving it at her as she continued talking on the phone. Unlike the first woman, she got dude’s license plate number. [Read more...]

Ancient Nekkid Hyjinx With Raymond Roberson

Williams, Oregon - I just can’t pass up a story about nudity – especially nudity coupled with a bit of craziness. My over-active imagination goes into overdrive and I sit here and laugh until I tinkle or dry heave until my guts hurt. What is it about aesthetically challenged folks and their desire to get nekkid and create havoc and mayhem? We have featured many nekkid people on this site, both on the front page and in the forums, and not a single one of them is easy on the eyes – and Raymond Roberson is no exception. On Sunday afternoon, for reasons known only to Roberson, he got a bug up his butt and began threatening to blow up his van – then it got weird. [Read more...]

“Rocky” Rakhamimov Vs. Cell Phone Nazi

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Borough Park, NY-  Attention Demonites! If you live in New York, or ever decide to visit there, and you meet this woman on the street, try not to piss her off! She is one deranged diva! [Read more...]