ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works [Read more...]

Panama City Beach, FL – I know this is going to sound silly, but, have you ever been to a tweaker yard sale? If you haven’t, put that on your list of things to do before you die because it is friggin’ hilarious. See, when tweakers are tweakin’, they like to take shit apart. Though they are up for 2-3 days at a time, with plenty of time to tinker, they never put the shit back together the right way and they just tape it all back together. They quickly get bored with one project and move onto another. I’ve been past many a yard sale where every single item has, at minimum, three strips of duct tape – TV’s, beds, dishes, couches, cribs, stereos, cars – you name it, it’s taped. The set of tweaker parents asshats in this story are very familiar with duct tape – they tried to fix their broken toddler with it. [Read more...]

Fort Smith, Arkansas — I bring to you this morning, a story just teeming with fail. And, in the center of all that complete failure, a nearly 2-year-old girl. First off, we have Ashley and Rebecca McMillion, a couple who, for quite some time, have been living in a 16 x 8 foot wooden storage shed in the back yard of Ashley’s mother’s property. Ashley’s mother, Marilyn McMillion, purchased that shed for Ashley and his young bride to help the couple out. The two in the shed eventually became three when RebeccaRebecca reviews gave birth to the couple’s daughter. Cozy. So cozy, in fact, that when Ashley started molesting his daughter, his wife had no choice but to watch. [Read more...]

Atescadero, California–Oh damn…every now and then I come across a story that makes me want to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, and vomit…all at the same time. This would be one of those stories. This one…well, it has a little bit of everything. We’ve got drug trafficking, canine coitus, canine copulation, a couple of fetishes, with a dash of child porn. Oh yeah, and videotape. [Read more...]

Shaun Michael Smith

Bonita Springs, FL–Shaun Smith, 30, has a mean mommy. Can you believe she had the nerve to attempt to flush darling Shaun’s drugs down the toilet? I mean, after all, he did break a protective order she had placed on him just to come visit her. What an ungrateful mother.

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Lindsey’s Myspace

Bossier City, LA – Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsey Evans, 18, is a pretty, pretty princess.  She also likes lip gloss, Aqua Net, spray-on tans, weed, and doing the Dine ‘n’ Dash.  On Saturday night, Lindsey and a few friends went to dinner at a restaurant in Bossier, then left without paying.   When they returned to the restaurant to pick up a purse one of the girls had left, they were arrested.  Way to represent your home state, Lindsey!  [Read more...]

Patalaska, Ohio – Angel Dailey is sixteen. She’sShe reviews a junior at Licking Heights High School in Patalaska. She has two MyspaceMySpace pages (Myspace 1, Myspace 2). She looks pretty normal, except for the part about her being arrested FridayFriday reviews on charges of forcing an child under two to ingest marijuana over the last year. A pawn shop owner in Columbus found some disturbing videotape in a camera at the shop. On it, police say, Angel Dailey and her boyfriend Melvin Blevins, 18, are holding down a baby who is not theirs and forcing the child to inhale or swallow marijuana. By the timestamps on the tapes, the incidents appear to have taken place from July 2007 to February of this year. [Read more...]

Crestview, FL – Stephen Fee, 25, and his wife Sarah Fee, 26, have a little storage problem. See, they don’t have a spare room to keep their home-based business running, so they were just storing the stuff around the house. When sheriffs’ deputies raided the Fee’s Crestview home on MarchMarch reviews 5, they got more than they expected. Given the Myspaces of this couple, I don’t know why anyone was surprised. [Read more...]