Madison, MS – Since I seem to be on a roll with bizarro mugshots this a.m., I figured I’d throw a couple more your way. Allow me to introduce 52-year-old Lisa Pierce and her son(?), Keyes Pierce. Not a lot of information on this one, but the hobbit and her girlish-looking spawn were arrested after officers from the Madison Police Department and members of the Attorney General’s Internet Crimes Against Children unit conducted a search of their home and computers last Tuesday. I’m assuming they found exactly what they were looking for because junior has been booked on four counts of possession of child pornography. Bond for 28-year-old Keyes has been set at $1 million. Mom was placed under arrest and charged with one count of accessory after the fact of possession of child pornography. Her bond, a paltry $50,000. Awesome side-by-side pic after the jump……
Continue ReadingMadison, SC – Charley Joe Simmons had some kind of beef with a guy named Milton Florence. Instead of hashing it out like most adults would, Simmons took the low road and decided to take his anger out on something else – Florence’s dog. Florence, who shares a home with his mother, told deputies they returned home from a doctor’s appointment last Tuesday and discovered someone had broken into their house. Though the place was ransacked and their items pawed through, nothing was missing. It was after they checked on the family dog that the burglar’s true intentions became clear. Their dog, still attached to it’s dog run, had been beaten to death. Near the animal’s body, two aluminum baseball bats. Poor thing didn’t stand a chance. Investigators believe Simmons broke into the home with the sole purpose of killing the dog because he was upset with Florence. The 30-year-old douche has been booked on animal cruelty charges, felony breaking and entering and misdemeanor injury to personal property. Bond has been set at $25,000.…
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Madison, NC – Friday night, Rockingham County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home shared by William Holden Ellis, 19, Kathy Owens Robinson, 41, and their 11-month-old child. (Yeah, I caught that, too. Robinson is old enough to be Ellis’s mother. At least he’s legal.)
The call came after Ellis assaulted and threatened to kill Robinson. As Robinson told police, Ellis became upset–over what, we do not know–and hit her. He strangled her. He also bit her numerous times on her hand, back, and chest. He then put a .22-caliber pistol to her head, said he was going to kill her, and pulled the trigger.…
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