Charles Kazmir Was Caught Peeping With His Pants Down

BRUSLY, Louisiana – A family began to suspect that someone was peeping into the window of their 16-year-old’s daughter’s bedroom window. They initially thought it may just be kids playing a prank, but to be on the safe side they contacted police. A hidden camera was installed outside the home to hopefully capture the culprit(s) the family felt had been lurking around the home. What they ended up recorded was equal parts disturbing, pathetic and hilarious. Well, hilarious to me. What they captured was 22-year-old Charles Kazmir peeping into the teen’s window. With his pants off. Jacking off. Charles Kazmir later admitted to looking into the girl’s bedroom and bathroom windows on seven different occasions. Kazmir has been charged with seven counts of criminal trespassing, obscenity, voyeurism, peeping tom and criminal mischief. I am sure his parents are extremely proud of their son and any chance he may have had scoring with chicks in his area just fell about a bazillion points. [Read more...]

Frank Lahay Is All About The Self-Love

Opelousas, LA – Psssst! Come here. CloserCloser reviews. I got a secret for ya. You wanna know what it takes to get me all hot and bothered? Forget diamonds and pearls or cars and money. Nah – to get me going you gotta get my ass down to the local courthouse. Oh yeah, baby. The courthouse does it for me every time. The disgruntled employees, the long lines, the malingering odors, that sexy fluorescent lighting – it’s hot. I can barely contain myself just thinking about the sexiness that is a visit to the courthouse. The only thing that could possibly be more enjoyable would be a trip to Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve. Frank Lahay must feel the same way, for he was busted, on camera, jerkin’ his gherkin at the St. Landry Parish Courthouse. He was mighty thorough about it, too. [Read more...]

Aaron Morphis Is An Attic Dwelling Peeper

Slidell, LA – Over the last couple of months, I have diligently scoured my new home for any signs of peeper activity. I have investigated and caulked every single hole knee-level and up, I have checked for cameras behind my mirrors, I even went as far as poking my head into the attic for a look-see before nailing the damn thing shut. Why, you ask? Because I have this deep fear of being watched and/or videotaped by some skeevy bastard like Aaron Morphis. On October 7, a 28-year-old woman was showering in her grandmother’s shower when she noticed a gap between the ceiling and the shower vent. And, in that gap, she discovered a couple of beady eyes looking back at her. [Read more...]

Decomposing Body Found Under Family’s House

Eunice, LA – I joke all the time about having bodies and various body parts hidden throughout and around my home. When the kids are looking for something, I tell ‘em to check in the closet, behind the severed head of that dude from the grocery store who cut in front of me. Or, under the bed, where the last kid that smarted off to me ended up. My favorite saying to someone who is getting on my nerves? “You’re about to become a funky smell coming from the attic.” But, if I were ever to discover an actual decomposing body rotting away somewhere underneath my house, I would be freaked beyond therapeutic help. The Hannon family thought that funky smell was coming from a dog that had up and died under the house. It wasn’t a dog. It was 43-year-old Duan Andrus. The question now is, how the hell did he get there? [Read more...]

Connie Davis Had The Judge On Her Side

Pearl River, LA – I don’t know what the hell Connie Davis’ husband was thinking Tuesday afternoon, but for reasons known only to him, he decided to come clean with his wife and own up to a past indiscretion. He admitted to having an affair 15 years ago. Connie was not pleased. She grabbed a revolver known as ‘The Judge’, a .410 caliber loaded with bird-shot, and took aim. Once she had him sighted, she emptied the gun at her cheatin’ hubby hitting him twice, in the back, before he managed to escaped the scorned lass. Once he was a safe distance away and after realizing he didn’t have his cell phone on him, the hubby placed a call to his co-workers on a two-way radio and relayed that his wife was trying to kill him. When police arrived at the Davis’ home, they found the hubby waiting for them, but Connie was nowhere to be found. Hubby is just fine – he was treated for minor injuries and sent home. Connie, 53, was found shortly after the call to 911. When officers pulled her over, they found her to be in possession of The Judge and one shotgun shell. She was arrested and booked on charges of attempted murder. Bail has been set at $75,000. [Read more...]

Daniel Ballard’s Son Weighed 60 Pounds…At 14 Years Old

St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana is perhaps a well known name now due to Hurricane Katrina. With the eye passing over the eastern portion of the parish pushing a 25 foot storm surge from the Mississippi River Gulf Outlet, almost every single structure was a total loss. It was this storm surge that destroyed the parish levees and completely flooded this area. I’m sure the images are burned into everyone’s mind as they are mine. And the continued mess afterward. The dog eat dog survival techniques the residents have employed…the deplorable living conditions that continue even to this day. And so it should come as no surprise, the story of Daniel Ballard being a transient still…4 years later. But what sets this story apart is his 60 pound 14 year-old son who was discovered when authorities arrived to his RV to serve an eviction notice. [Read more...]

Lisa Newsome Snatched A Case of Beer

Zachary, LA – In these hard economic times, sometimes you have to get creative.  Chances are, when money’s tight, your recreational fund is the first one to get the cut.  So what’s a girl to do when she wants to get her drink on?  You could head to the nearest bar with a low cut top and an exaggerated wiggle in your walk and wait for the drinks to come to you OR you could be like Lisa Newsome.  Newsome made use of a huge housecoat, some strong thigh muscles and a maybe even a cavernous vajayjay to walk out of a local grocery with a case of beer.  Score! [Read more...]

Stormy Daniels For US Senate 2010!

Tampa, Florida – A lot of men out there already know the name, but for you women, Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Gregory Clifford) is the award-winning adult film star who has starred in such classics as Space Nutz, Camp Cuddly Pines and one of my personal favorites, Titsicle. Recently, a group of fans are attempting to recruit Daniels to run against Republican Senator David Vitter in Louisiana in 2010. The official website for this movement states that Daniels is “A champion of entrepreneurism, a fighter for decency and the embodiment of pure libertarianism. Stormy Daniels will be a tireless champion for the forthright values of common sense and do-it-yourself individualism.” She’sShe reviews a fighter alright. On July 25th, Daniels was arrested for beating her spouse in a fit of rage. [Read more...]

Destinie Duvall Pinched One Off On Her Mamma’s Back

Bossier Parish, LA–First of all, I would like to thank thehesbomb for bringing this little gem of a story into our forums. Because, after an awesome and glorious day filled with chocolate and napping, this story was just what I needed to restore my lack of faith in humanity. And, well, it’s no secret that I am the black sheep in my own family; looked down upon, ‘tsk-tsk’ed‘ at, uninvited to the family reunion, etc. And, it is also no secret that I revel in the attention. But, as much as I dislike certain members of my family, would I take the time and effort needed to knock one of them out and shit on their back? Meh…ask me after the next family get together. [Read more...]

Arnold Ross Is A Bit Of An Overachiever

Gretna, Louisiana–At just 17 years of age, Arnold Ross already has quite a few accomplishments under his little belt. His criminal history includes arrests for possession of crack, possession of marijuana, obscenity, battery on a law enforcement officer, three counts of battery on a teacher, theft, illegal carrying of a weapon, and assaultZoids assault reviews. Hell of a resumé there, kid. Now he has a couple more notches on that belt…murder and rape of a child. [Read more...]

Pervy Twofer Tuesday #4

Welcome to the latest edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday, Demonites and Denizens. Today, we have Andrew Sweet and Joey Lehrman. Andrew is all about consistency, Wednesdays, and a room with a view. Joey Lehrman is totally into education and skin care.

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Jasmine Stanley-WTF?

Lake Charles, LA- If you’re guessing that the nasty little tart pictured above is probably going to piss you off today, then you would be correct, although, I predict you will be even more outraged when you learn all the bullshit details behind this little bitch’s case. Have a Happy WTF Wednesday! [Read more...]

Darrell Culverhouse Raped A 3-Year-Old Boy

Shreveport, LA – Darrell Lance Culverhouse, 46,  of Elm Grove has a criminal history that includes arrests for indecent exposure, obscenity and indecent behavior with a juvenile.  All of these charges involved children.   Would it surprise you to hear he’s been at it again? [Read more...]

Did Justin Guidry Kill Kadyn Montoya?

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Rockport, TX – Kadyn Jai Montoya died on SaturdaySaturday reviews.  He was two months old.  It’s a story we at the Dreamin’ Demon see all too often – baby has head trauma, baby is put on life support, baby dies a few days later, mother’s boyfriend is charged.   In this case, the mother’s boyfriend is Justin Paul Guidry, a 17 year old boy from Sunset, Louisiana. [Read more...]