Frank Lahay Is All About The Self-Love

Opelousas, LA – Psssst! Come here. CloserCloser reviews. I got a secret for ya. You wanna know what it takes to get me all hot and bothered? Forget diamonds and pearls or cars and money. Nah – to get me going you gotta get my ass down to the local courthouse. Oh yeah, baby. The courthouse does it for me every time. The disgruntled employees, the long lines, the malingering odors, that sexy fluorescent lighting – it’s hot. I can barely contain myself just thinking about the sexiness that is a visit to the courthouse. The only thing that could possibly be more enjoyable would be a trip to Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve. Frank Lahay must feel the same way, for he was busted, on camera, jerkin’ his gherkin at the St. Landry Parish Courthouse. He was mighty thorough about it, too. [Read more...]

Two Thug Wannabe’s Put A Hurtin’ On Grandma

Salt Lake City, UT – What on earth would possess a couple of grown ass men to knock the crap out of their elderly grandmother? A grandmother, who I’m sure, is supporting their loser asses? A couple of thug wannabe’s, the Hansen brothers, that’s who. Here we have MichaelMichael reviews, 20, and Christopher, 22 — both live with their grandma and both are accused of not only beating up their grandmother, but pissing on her afterward. Really guys, what the fuck? It takes two of you to take down one 66-year-old lady? And, while she’s in the shower, no less. Authorities believe the whole thing started when Christopher forced his way into the bathroom… [Read more...]

Dr. Kyle Mounts Was “Just Looking”

Grafton, WI - Dr. Kyle Mounts is a well-known neonatal specialist in the Milwaukee area and is affiliated with several area hospitals. Well, he was. Over the last couple of days, at least three hospitals have suspended him, and he probably is even more well-known now that he has been arrested for lewd behavior. And in whose presence did Dr. Kyle conduct this lewd behavior, you ask? Why, prepubescent girls! [Read more...]