Disney’s Trouble Is Robert Double

Orlando, Fl-I have never been to Disney World, but I’ve heard that it’s a pretty awesome place to visit. One of Disney’s many attractions is the Typhoon Lagoon Water Park which consists of fast water-slides, a Surf Pool where swimmers can catch 6-foot waves and a Shark Reef where people can swim and snorkel with real sharks. With all the money I am earning from this site, I should be able to visit Disney World in about…well, let’s just say I’d earn the money a lot faster if I start collecting every penny I see in a parking lot for the next 40 years. Robert Double, 52, is a lucky bastard from Farmington, New York who got to visit Disney World recently. But instead of snorkeling with the sharks, he decided it would be more fun to become one in the Typhoon Lagoon. [Read more...]

Pervy Twofer Tuesday #2

Update: 3/23/09-Recently released on a reduced bond, Angela Lindel committed suicide in her home early SaturdaySaturday reviews morning.

Our participants in this edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday are Danny Lovvorn, 34, and Angela ‘Angel’ Simmons Lindle, 37. Danny is a morning person who enjoys outdoor activities. Angel is a whiny middle school teacher who loves Dale Earnhardt Jr. and young boys.

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Donald Bohn: Weird Santa

Naples, FL–Wal-Mart; the land of long lines, empty shelves, and overworked disgruntled employees. It seems that every single week, there is a story or two about crazy shit going down at the local Wal-Mart. We have crazed shoppers, butt-biters, pedophiles, Guitar Hero lovin’ murderers. Now we have Donald Bohn; a lonely weirdo who hangs out at his local Wal-Mart dressed in a Santa shirt and hat, talking to anyone who will listen, about his package and his ability to please women. *gags*

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Senator Fined For Lewd Behavior At Minneapolis Airport

Poor U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, an Idaho Republican…he simply went into the public restroom of Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport, checked a stall to see if it was occupied (it was), and went to adjoining stall. After placing his luggage in front of the stall door, he assumed his naturally wide stance while sitting on the toilet and his foot inadvertently touching the foot of the man sitting in the next stall. Then, because he is a senator, he reached down to grab a piece of paper only he could see, a few times. Just because this paper resided in the opposite stall being occupied by the man whose foot he was already touching is just a coincidence. So is the fact that the man in the other stall was an undercover policeman investigating complaints of lewd behavior in this particular bathroom.

He was then charged with disorderly conduct in which he plead guilty. He now regrets that decision stating “I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously.”

Poor guy…how unfair..could have happened to anyone.

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